DFD

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:34 am**

dubshow wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:30 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:03 am

post away but you are our inside man on alang
How is he an inside man?

Known the dude for years from another forum and now actually living nearby. Life is weird.

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:34 am**

wap wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:32 am
dubshow wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:30 am

How is he an inside man?
He's a personal friend of
May also work together but I'm about that.

Hah, I am an attorney and policy analyst so definitely don't work anywhere near crang.

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:35 am**

C00bs wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:03 am
dubshow wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:01 am

same reason he has the ball gag man....
One thing I learned is that I am never buying a VW after seeing his blow up. If I ever get out of the city and need a car, I'll get a Honda.

I think anything under :crang:

ownership will deter anyone from buying. My GTI has been perfectly fine and I have 65,xxx miles.

has had his GTI for 150,000 miles with no issues before he traded in for a :jeep:

if you do proper maintenance and have common sense, unless the car is a complete lemon, you can't do shit to fuck up the car.

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:36 am**

razr390 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:35 am
C00bs wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:03 am

One thing I learned is that I am never buying a VW after seeing his blow up. If I ever get out of the city and need a car, I'll get a Honda.
I think anything under ownership will deter anyone from buying. My GTI has been perfectly fine and I have 65,xxx miles. has had his GTI for 150,000 miles with no issues before he traded in for a

if you do proper maintenance and have common sense, unless the car is a complete lemon, you won't do shit.

Yeah, but hasn't the car been issue plagued for a while now? Sounds like a lemon or the shop continues to fuck his car.

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:37 am**

C00bs wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:03 am
dubshow wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:01 am

same reason he has the ball gag man....
One thing I learned is that I am never buying a VW after seeing his blow up. If I ever get out of the city and need a car, I'll get a Honda.

120k+ stage 2 most of its life still fine

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:38 am**

dubshow wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:30 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:03 am

post away but you are our inside man on alang
How is he an inside man?

Because he is Crang!

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:38 am**

Man, now I want updates on the car shitstorm. CRANG WUT HAPPENED?????

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:39 am**

KYGTIGuy wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:38 am
dubshow wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:30 am

How is he an inside man?
Because he is Crang!

I am inside the butthole and making my way out.

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:40 am**

C00bs wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:34 am
wap wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:32 am
He's a personal friend of
May also work together but I'm about that.
Hah, I am an attorney and policy analyst so definitely don't work anywhere near crang.

Got it.

So call the dude and find out the latest on his car and post it. Or tell him to get on here and let us know what's happening.

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:41 am**

C00bs wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:36 am
razr390 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:35 am

I think anything under ownership will deter anyone from buying. My GTI has been perfectly fine and I have 65,xxx miles. has had his GTI for 150,000 miles with no issues before he traded in for a

if you do proper maintenance and have common sense, unless the car is a complete lemon, you won't do shit.
Yeah, but hasn't the car been issue plagued for a while now? Sounds like a lemon or the shop continues to fuck his car.

Negative. Most of his problems have been dealershit repair fuckups or possibly toon related.

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:42 am**

wap wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:40 am
C00bs wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:34 am

Hah, I am an attorney and policy analyst so definitely don't work anywhere near crang.
Got it.

So call the dude and find out the latest on his car and post it. Or tell him to get on here and let us know what's happening.

I tried Whatsapp since he doesn't text like a normal person. No response since last night. Hoping he didn't drive the car to work in this blizzard. That would be a whole bunch of NOPEEEEE.

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:42 am**

My

hatch didn't even even rattle

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:43 am**

wap wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:41 am
C00bs wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:36 am

Yeah, but hasn't the car been issue plagued for a while now? Sounds like a lemon or the shop continues to fuck his car.
Negative. Most of his problems have been dealershit repair fuckups or possibly toon related.

Meh, don't bring it to the same place thennnnn. I don't care if they throw in some blowies with the work.

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:45 am**

Apex wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:43 am I am being far more productive than I thought I would be working from home.

Not meeeee. I have no breathing room in the city, but here I am just fucking around on DFD catching up. I don't have my own office yet and shit is nuts so I can't really DFD much.

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:51 am**

C00bs wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:36 am
razr390 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:35 am

I think anything under ownership will deter anyone from buying. My GTI has been perfectly fine and I have 65,xxx miles. has had his GTI for 150,000 miles with no issues before he traded in for a

if you do proper maintenance and have common sense, unless the car is a complete lemon, you won't do shit.
Yeah, but hasn't the car been issue plagued for a while now? Sounds like a lemon or the shop continues to fuck his car.

lemon is usually only within the first 10-20k miles, :doe:

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:52 am**

razr390 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:51 am
C00bs wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:36 am

Yeah, but hasn't the car been issue plagued for a while now? Sounds like a lemon or the shop continues to fuck his car.
lemon is usually only within the first 10-20k miles,

Hmm, most likely shit mechanics then I guess. I am kind of happy that I don't have a car down here.

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:11 pm**

C00bs wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:52 am
razr390 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:51 am

lemon is usually only within the first 10-20k miles,
Hmm, most likely shit mechanics then I guess. I am kind of happy that I don't have a car down here.

Dude, anything mechanical and touched by human hands has the possibility of :nuke:

A Honda can just as easily blow up like :crang:

car. Point being, don't tune the car if you don't NEED it, and don't be a moran when it comes to maintenance and repairs. If I were :crang:

I would've had them look at it before leaving when it first threw the codes.

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:13 pm**

C00bs wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:43 am
wap wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:41 am
Negative. Most of his problems have been dealershit repair fuckups or possibly toon related.
Meh, don't bring it to the same place thennnnn. I don't care if they throw in some blowies with the work.

that would be smart

:crang:

is not smart with sometimes

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:17 pm**

razr390 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:51 am
C00bs wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:36 am

Yeah, but hasn't the car been issue plagued for a while now? Sounds like a lemon or the shop continues to fuck his car.
lemon is usually only within the first 10-20k miles,

Varies by state.

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:20 pm**

4zilch wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:17 pm
razr390 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:51 am

lemon is usually only within the first 10-20k miles,
Varies by state.

Well, I was meaning it seems this VW was having issues for a while. Could be a lemon. Legal remedies regarding the lemon law vary by state. I more so mean maybe it's just time for Crang to let the car go or give it another go with a different shop.

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:34 pm**

Hello everyone. Sorry, I've been working from home and was on a call all morning with a customer.

I spoke to the manager yesterday afternoon and told him I was not paying anything, and that my car left with a check engine light. I guess they opened the car up, they just sent me a video of it. Apparently, my exhaust camshaft broke off. That is the issue. Not the engine! I don't know much this will cost. Before I call them back, is it possible that the fuel pressure issues caused this?

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:35 pm**

Crang pull a "deer in the headlights" with the car issue? Coobs, any updates?

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:36 pm**

nuggstein wrote:Hello everyone. Sorry, I've been working from home and was on a call all morning with a customer.

I spoke to the manager yesterday afternoon and told him I was not paying anything, and that my car left with a check engine light. I guess they opened the car up, they just sent me a video of it. Apparently, my exhaust camshaft broke off. That is the issue. Not the engine! I don't know much this will cost. Before I call them back, is it possible that the fuel pressure issues caused this?

Camshaft is typically in the engine. Right where those valves are situated. Did a chunk of something fall into a bearing during the cleaning? :popcorn:

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:41 pm**

nuggstein wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:34 pm Hello everyone. Sorry, I've been working from home and was on a call all morning with a customer.

I spoke to the manager yesterday afternoon and told him I was not paying anything, and that my car left with a check engine light. I guess they opened the car up, they just sent me a video of it. Apparently, my exhaust camshaft broke off. That is the issue. Not the engine! I don't know much this will cost. Before I call them back, is it possible that the fuel pressure issues caused this?

um negative ghostrider. if the exhaust camshaft "broke off" engine no runny. You are not telling us what they told you OR they have the smoke machine turned to 11 and are applying lube for insertion in your bum.

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:44 pm**

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