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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jul 07, 2025 7:06 pm
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The shop is going at a reasonable pace. They had the grille in a few days … then the bumper in a few days and then for the sensors it has to go back to the dealer that totalled my last car.

I am not shopping around shops that have no experience working on these so I went with what was adjacent to the :dillerman:

I have no real issues with the shop per say. This car is just overly complex and expensive AF to fix
Yeah that’s pretty ridiculous on BMWs part. I thought IIHS used to assess repair cost for minor impacts. Maybe they’re not putting any weight into it anymore.
The sensor crap is wild …. It’s my first car that got damaged that had a lot of that going on …

The mini that had run over dear and dented a fender and required a door repaint was $3500… which frankly was egregious as well.

BMW parts are ridiculously expensive on top of all the electronics + insane $300 labor rates
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This is pretty astonishing. Crazy that these cars are supposed to be eco friendly compared to ICE and they’ll all be in landfills in ten years.
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D Griff wrote: Mon Jul 07, 2025 8:49 pm This is pretty astonishing. Crazy that these cars are supposed to be eco friendly compared to ICE and they’ll all be in landfills in ten years.
That hasn't been true so far, so I doubt this. people will hack them, simplify them, aftermarket will come up with solutions, etc.
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golftdibrad1 wrote: Tue Jul 08, 2025 7:34 am
D Griff wrote: Mon Jul 07, 2025 8:49 pm This is pretty astonishing. Crazy that these cars are supposed to be eco friendly compared to ICE and they’ll all be in landfills in ten years.
That hasn't been true so far, so I doubt this. people will hack them, simplify them, aftermarket will come up with solutions, etc.
I can’t wait until someone hacks the accord hybrid CPU to turn off the ridiculous fake shifting.
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D Griff wrote: Mon Jul 07, 2025 8:49 pm This is pretty astonishing. Crazy that these cars are supposed to be eco friendly compared to ICE and they’ll all be in landfills in ten years.
I'd be morbidly curious on how the lithium packs will/willnot get recycled.
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golftdibrad1 wrote: Tue Jul 08, 2025 7:34 am
D Griff wrote: Mon Jul 07, 2025 8:49 pm This is pretty astonishing. Crazy that these cars are supposed to be eco friendly compared to ICE and they’ll all be in landfills in ten years.
That hasn't been true so far, so I doubt this. people will hack them, simplify them, aftermarket will come up with solutions, etc.
Hopefully so. BMW also didn’t make stuff like this 10 years ago, so we’ll see. It’s certainly true of ICE cars as well, the super complex stuff has a shorter shelf life than say a Miata or Silverado
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D Griff wrote: Tue Jul 08, 2025 11:22 am
golftdibrad1 wrote: Tue Jul 08, 2025 7:34 am

That hasn't been true so far, so I doubt this. people will hack them, simplify them, aftermarket will come up with solutions, etc.
Hopefully so. BMW also didn’t make stuff like this 10 years ago, so we’ll see. It’s certainly true of ICE cars as well, the super complex stuff has a shorter shelf life than say a Miata or Silverado
I'd be curious if a BEV will last longer than the average "HOT V" that is now in 1/2 of BMW/MB/AUDI product.
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D Griff wrote: Tue Jul 08, 2025 11:22 am
golftdibrad1 wrote: Tue Jul 08, 2025 7:34 am

That hasn't been true so far, so I doubt this. people will hack them, simplify them, aftermarket will come up with solutions, etc.
Hopefully so. BMW also didn’t make stuff like this 10 years ago, so we’ll see. It’s certainly true of ICE cars as well, the super complex stuff has a shorter shelf life than say a Miata or Silverado
Yea, but at the same time the tools get out there. The amount of shit that's available for the e90's and hoe cheap it is compared to 8 years back when I had my other one is astounding.
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D Griff wrote: Tue Jul 08, 2025 11:22 am

Hopefully so. BMW also didn’t make stuff like this 10 years ago, so we’ll see. It’s certainly true of ICE cars as well, the super complex stuff has a shorter shelf life than say a Miata or Silverado
I'd be curious if a BEV will last longer than the average "HOT V" that is now in 1/2 of BMW/MB/AUDI product.
I like the idea of hot v setups, but the thing that will 'kill' them is some 30 dollar sensor buried in a bad place that requires 3/4 of the engine bay to be disassembled to access.
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golftdibrad1 wrote: Tue Jul 08, 2025 12:05 pm
D Griff wrote: Tue Jul 08, 2025 11:22 am

Hopefully so. BMW also didn’t make stuff like this 10 years ago, so we’ll see. It’s certainly true of ICE cars as well, the super complex stuff has a shorter shelf life than say a Miata or Silverado
Yea, but at the same time the tools get out there. The amount of shit that's available for the e90's and hoe cheap it is compared to 8 years back when I had my other one is astounding.
max225 wrote: Tue Jul 08, 2025 11:24 am

I'd be curious if a BEV will last longer than the average "HOT V" that is now in 1/2 of BMW/MB/AUDI product.
I like the idea of hot v setups, but the thing that will 'kill' them is some 30 dollar sensor buried in a bad place that requires 3/4 of the engine bay to be disassembled to access.
And half the engine is made of plastic. Intake manifolds, waste gates, oil pans, all turbo piping … some fucking valve covers even.

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Update … called shop and called geico.

Shop said car is done they can’t get a hold of adjuster to get bill paid. Adjuster (my 2nd one) is out … left a name for a 3rd … who is not answering the phones/email per shop.

Honestly geico is pretty incompetent … has been the source of a lot of headache through the whole process.

I think I’ll pick up the car Thursday… and put another 110 miles on my current rental as they are “free”
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max225 wrote: Tue Jul 08, 2025 2:35 pm Update … called shop and called geico.

Shop said car is done they can’t get a hold of adjuster to get bill paid. Adjuster (my 2nd one) is out … left a name for a 3rd … who is not answering the phones/email per shop.

Honestly geico is pretty incompetent … has been the source of a lot of headache through the whole process.

I think I’ll pick up the car Thursday… and put another 110 miles on my current rental as they are “free”
Still rocking the Silverado EV?
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D Griff wrote: Tue Jul 08, 2025 2:36 pm
max225 wrote: Tue Jul 08, 2025 2:35 pm Update … called shop and called geico.

Shop said car is done they can’t get a hold of adjuster to get bill paid. Adjuster (my 2nd one) is out … left a name for a 3rd … who is not answering the phones/email per shop.

Honestly geico is pretty incompetent … has been the source of a lot of headache through the whole process.

I think I’ll pick up the car Thursday… and put another 110 miles on my current rental as they are “free”
Still rocking the Silverado EV?
Yup, I’ll end up putting 1000 miles on it
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max225 wrote: Tue Jul 08, 2025 2:35 pm Update … called shop and called geico.

Shop said car is done they can’t get a hold of adjuster to get bill paid. Adjuster (my 2nd one) is out … left a name for a 3rd … who is not answering the phones/email per shop.

Honestly geico is pretty incompetent … has been the source of a lot of headache through the whole process.

I think I’ll pick up the car Thursday… and put another 110 miles on my current rental as they are “free”
Sign me up for a jerb at Geico.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Jul 08, 2025 3:20 pm
max225 wrote: Tue Jul 08, 2025 2:35 pm Update … called shop and called geico.

Shop said car is done they can’t get a hold of adjuster to get bill paid. Adjuster (my 2nd one) is out … left a name for a 3rd … who is not answering the phones/email per shop.

Honestly geico is pretty incompetent … has been the source of a lot of headache through the whole process.

I think I’ll pick up the car Thursday… and put another 110 miles on my current rental as they are “free”
Sign me up for a jerb at Geico.
Productivity + IQ of someone that had a failed lobotomy. Is how I would describe my interaction with 9/10 that are employed there
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Now the axis powers can battle the allies.

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Found this to be interesting
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M grille stripes and yellow fogs on the X5

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Gberg2119 wrote: Thu Jul 10, 2025 3:38 pm M grille stripes and yellow fogs on the X5

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Melon2.0 wrote: Thu Jul 10, 2025 4:29 pm
Gberg2119 wrote: Thu Jul 10, 2025 3:38 pm M grille stripes and yellow fogs on the X5

:jimp:
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Euro Trash bedazzling will not be stopped.
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Gberg2119 wrote: Thu Jul 10, 2025 3:38 pm M grille stripes and yellow fogs on the X5

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The marks of a true enthusiast
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Jul 10, 2025 6:22 pm
Gberg2119 wrote: Thu Jul 10, 2025 3:38 pm M grille stripes and yellow fogs on the X5

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The marks of a true enthusiast
320i BASE
M stripes.
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Melon2.0 wrote: Fri Jul 11, 2025 8:58 am
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Jul 10, 2025 6:22 pm

The marks of a true enthusiast
320i BASE
M stripes.
Hold on. I can only get so hard.
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Melon2.0 wrote: Fri Jul 11, 2025 8:58 am
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Jul 10, 2025 6:22 pm

The marks of a true enthusiast
320i BASE
M stripes.
That's what happens around here.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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max225 wrote: Thu Jul 10, 2025 3:24 pm Now the axis powers can battle the allies.

34 days post incident
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You running a comparo test for a magazine with those two nasty bitches?
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I’m :( no one pointed out that Caddy copied the BBG
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