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golftdibrad1 wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 7:51 am
J-Ho-Fo-Show69 wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 5:02 pm So, I have a listing with a shed in the backyard. We're through inspections, and the buyer wants my seller to tear the shed down, cause there is a little wood rot on the siding piece on the door..... I legit think people are getting dumber.

I listed the shed for sale on Facebook marketplace on behalf of my seller, guy said he will come pick it up for $200...... You can't make this shit up.

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as in he will pay you 200 or is asking for 200?

seems like a decent shed. Is it one of those self supporting truckable ones? I'd have just moved somewhere less in the way.... but i see their ghetto non-code power is why its so close.

the buyer is an idiot too. who doesnt want a shed? My shed was in very sorry shape, and while not 'done' ive done some servicing and made it alright (new roof, fixed drainage issues)
It’s easily movable, and yea, he is gonna pay $200 and come pick it up in a rollback.

This buyer I think has the tism or something. Some of the other “repair” asks were :derp:
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D Griff wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 7:52 am
J-Ho-Fo-Show69 wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 7:46 am

First of all, you can’t see the Arby’s sign from your house….

Also, Arby’s is probably way higher quality meat than Taco Bell. You should give it a try.

That Waffle House got a remodel and isn’t that bad.
Def can’t see it but I walk there all the time, I like taking Charlie to Home Depot. I’ve got nothing against Arby’s, just kind of forget it’s there.

I don’t eat the 🌮 🛎️ beef, agreed it’s gross. I go vegetarian or chicken.
I got Maverick that Farmers Dog stuff, and I was joking with Chad that she eats better food than 50% of Americans.
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J-Ho-Fo-Show69 wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 7:46 am
D Griff wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 8:25 pm

There’s an Arby’s in walking distance to my house too :lolol: Never been to it. I have walked to the Waffle House across the street but probably won’t again, a bit too methy.
First of all, you can’t see the Arby’s sign from your house….

Also, Arby’s is probably way higher quality meat than Taco Bell. You should give it a try.

That Waffle House got a remodel and isn’t that bad.
Don't slander the bell in these parts, son.
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Melon2.0 wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 5:43 pm
J-Ho-Fo-Show69 wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 7:46 am

First of all, you can’t see the Arby’s sign from your house….

Also, Arby’s is probably way higher quality meat than Taco Bell. You should give it a try.

That Waffle House got a remodel and isn’t that bad.
Don't slander the bell in these parts, son.
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Melon2.0 wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 5:43 pm
J-Ho-Fo-Show69 wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 7:46 am

First of all, you can’t see the Arby’s sign from your house….

Also, Arby’s is probably way higher quality meat than Taco Bell. You should give it a try.

That Waffle House got a remodel and isn’t that bad.
Don't slander the bell in these parts, son.
Sorry, I love dogs, just not dog food.
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I fucking love Taco Bell and Arby's. Unfortunately my closest TBell is a joint KFC/TB location so the food from either just isn't as good.
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J-Ho-Fo-Show69 wrote: Fri Jan 10, 2025 8:45 am
Melon2.0 wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 5:43 pm

Don't slander the bell in these parts, son.
Sorry, I love dogs, just not dog food.
I'll defend my trash.
Although, I haven't had Taco Bell in a couple of years. Since I started eating well and losing weight in late 2022, I haven't had much unhealthy fastfood.
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CaleDeRoo wrote: Fri Jan 10, 2025 2:56 pm I fucking love Taco Bell and Arby's. Unfortunately my closest TBell is a joint KFC/TB location so the food from either just isn't as good.
Yeah I won't go into one of those things. What is it, a vending machine?
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Yeah, Kentaco Hut is no bueno. Give me the Taco Bell goodness on its own.
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Melon2.0 wrote: Fri Jan 10, 2025 3:47 pm
J-Ho-Fo-Show69 wrote: Fri Jan 10, 2025 8:45 am

Sorry, I love dogs, just not dog food.
I'll defend my trash.
Although, I haven't had Taco Bell in a couple of years. Since I started eating well and losing weight in late 2022, I haven't had much unhealthy fastfood.
I had Wendy’s last night… had to drive home from DC on my work trip, flight cancelled due to ‘snow’. Everything was closing and I was hungry and just wanted to stay on the road with as little delay as possible.

Diet Dr Pepper, Dave’s Classic, fries… all pretty dang good. That said typically TB is my only fast food. It’s better for you than most restaurants, at least a meal isn’t like 2600 calories.
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No one talking about the LA fire sale on property?
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dubshow wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2025 10:32 pm No one talking about the LA fire sale on property?
Prices are going up like crazy. You can’t erase 15k homes and expect them to go down.

I’m hearing that rents are tripling right now also.

We won’t know the true effects of the fire for another 5-10 years
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Right outside the burn. This paper home could be yours for just a hair over 7millie and 90k in prop taxes per year
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dubshow wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2025 10:32 pm No one talking about the LA fire sale on property?
heh :iswydt:
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J-Ho-Fo-Show69 wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 7:54 am
golftdibrad1 wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 7:51 am

as in he will pay you 200 or is asking for 200?

seems like a decent shed. Is it one of those self supporting truckable ones? I'd have just moved somewhere less in the way.... but i see their ghetto non-code power is why its so close.

the buyer is an idiot too. who doesnt want a shed? My shed was in very sorry shape, and while not 'done' ive done some servicing and made it alright (new roof, fixed drainage issues)
It’s easily movable, and yea, he is gonna pay $200 and come pick it up in a rollback.

This buyer I think has the tism or something. Some of the other “repair” asks were :derp:
House down the street for us just went up for sale.

I knew the guy there was bizarre. Rides some strange fiberglass covered recumbent bike. Took a ticket for it to the Ohio supreme court and lost and I think that was the straw that broke the camel's back, and now the house is for sale :lol:

House is $100k over priced and never been updated. They've been trying since October to get it on the market. You couldn't pay me enough to deal with that.
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J-Ho-Fo-Show69 wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 7:54 am

It’s easily movable, and yea, he is gonna pay $200 and come pick it up in a rollback.

This buyer I think has the tism or something. Some of the other “repair” asks were :derp:

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oh boi. :popcorn: lets see the listing
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golftdibrad1 wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2025 9:15 am
MrH42 wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2025 8:52 am
House down the street for us just went up for sale.

I knew the guy there was bizarre. Rides some strange fiberglass covered recumbent bike. Took a ticket for it to the Ohio supreme court and lost and I think that was the straw that broke the camel's back, and now the house is for sale :lol:

House is $100k over priced and never been updated. They've been trying since October to get it on the market. You couldn't pay me enough to deal with that.
oh boi. :popcorn: lets see the listing
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/850- ... 1814_zpid/
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Here's the only picture I can find of him online in his dumb little spaceship bike that he blocks traffic with :lolol:

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MrH42 wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2025 11:57 am Here's the only picture I can find of him online in his dumb little spaceship bike that he blocks traffic with :lolol:

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MrH42 wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2025 11:57 am Here's the only picture I can find of him online in his dumb little spaceship bike that he blocks traffic with :lolol:

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It's like the micro-penis version of the weinermobile.
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MrH42 wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2025 11:57 am Here's the only picture I can find of him online in his dumb little spaceship bike that he blocks traffic with :lolol:

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:lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:
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Not my bitching.. but Michelle’s best friend and her husband are buying a 1600sqft townhouse for $1M. Wild. I don’t know how they’re going to afford their monthly. They’re putting 10% down, so they’ll have PMI to pay, on top of the 7.5% rate they locked into. I’m calculating an $8,300ish payment.

This is the same couple where he had the now defunct motorcycle boot company that he blew all his money on.. she had to get on him about going out and buying a Tesla the second he got an actual job. Which I learned he got a demotion at for not performing up to snuff :popcorn:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6909 ... 8430_zpid/?
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SAWCE wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2025 1:20 pm Not my bitching.. but Michelle’s best friend and her husband are buying a 1600sqft townhouse for $1M. Wild. I don’t know how they’re going to afford their monthly. They’re putting 10% down, so they’ll have PMI to pay, on top of the 7.5% rate they locked into. I’m calculating an $8,300ish payment.

This is the same couple where he had the now defunct motorcycle boot company that he blew all his money on.. she had to get on him about going out and buying a Tesla the second he got an actual job. Which I learned he got a demotion at for not performing up to snuff :popcorn:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6909 ... 8430_zpid/?
Updates on these guys is always great shit.
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SAWCE wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2025 1:20 pm Not my bitching.. but Michelle’s best friend and her husband are buying a 1600sqft townhouse for $1M. Wild. I don’t know how they’re going to afford their monthly. They’re putting 10% down, so they’ll have PMI to pay, on top of the 7.5% rate they locked into. I’m calculating an $8,300ish payment.

This is the same couple where he had the now defunct motorcycle boot company that he blew all his money on.. she had to get on him about going out and buying a Tesla the second he got an actual job. Which I learned he got a demotion at for not performing up to snuff :popcorn:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6909 ... 8430_zpid/?
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$1M for a 1600 sq ft townhome :mindblown:
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Desertbreh wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2025 1:36 pm
SAWCE wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2025 1:20 pm Not my bitching.. but Michelle’s best friend and her husband are buying a 1600sqft townhouse for $1M. Wild. I don’t know how they’re going to afford their monthly. They’re putting 10% down, so they’ll have PMI to pay, on top of the 7.5% rate they locked into. I’m calculating an $8,300ish payment.

This is the same couple where he had the now defunct motorcycle boot company that he blew all his money on.. she had to get on him about going out and buying a Tesla the second he got an actual job. Which I learned he got a demotion at for not performing up to snuff :popcorn:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6909 ... 8430_zpid/?
Updates on these guys is always great shit.
I figured everyone would enjoy.

I think I had posted about how him and his sister apparently have a rental property “in the Bay Area” (not sure where it actually is and this dude exaggerates like crazy). When they knew they wouldn’t be renewing their lease, they asked her (sister) to evict the renter and let them live there for free.99 and for her to sacrifice that rental income. Guessing she said :nope: Not sure how much he has coming in from that every month, but it definitely explains some of how he stayed afloat paying crazy rents in downtown SD while his company was failing.
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