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Looks great!
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So the latest in the JP leaves south Philly hell saga:

Put an offer on a house in the close suburbs. List was $450k. Offer was $460k with a $5k escalation clause up to (gulp) $600 fucking thousand. So a max of $150k over list. And we need a mortgage but are willing to cover, in cash, up to $100k discrepancy in appraisal result. Our mortgage is fully underwritten and comes with a $10k guarantee to the seller.

Didn’t get the house. Cash buyer got it at a lower price.

Fuck this.
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 2:22 pm So the latest in the JP leaves south Philly hell saga:

Put an offer on a house in the close suburbs. List was $450k. Offer was $460k with a $5k escalation clause up to (gulp) $600 fucking thousand. So a max of $150k over list. And we need a mortgage but are willing to cover, in cash, up to $100k discrepancy in appraisal result. Our mortgage is fully underwritten and comes with a $10k guarantee to the seller.

Didn’t get the house. Cash buyer got it at a lower price.

Fuck this.
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 2:22 pm So the latest in the JP leaves south Philly hell saga:

Put an offer on a house in the close suburbs. List was $450k. Offer was $460k with a $5k escalation clause up to (gulp) $600 fucking thousand. So a max of $150k over list. And we need a mortgage but are willing to cover, in cash, up to $100k discrepancy in appraisal result. Our mortgage is fully underwritten and comes with a $10k guarantee to the seller.

Didn’t get the house. Cash buyer got it at a lower price.

Fuck this.
You know what the answer is.

Leave Philly. Like the greater area. Knoxville has great bike trails.
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golftdibrad1 wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 2:49 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 2:22 pm So the latest in the JP leaves south Philly hell saga:

Put an offer on a house in the close suburbs. List was $450k. Offer was $460k with a $5k escalation clause up to (gulp) $600 fucking thousand. So a max of $150k over list. And we need a mortgage but are willing to cover, in cash, up to $100k discrepancy in appraisal result. Our mortgage is fully underwritten and comes with a $10k guarantee to the seller.

Didn’t get the house. Cash buyer got it at a lower price.

Fuck this.
You know what the answer is.

Leave Philly. Like the greater area. Knoxville has great bike trails.
Yeah. We are staying near Philly to be closer to her parents. But I’m on board, this city feels pretty stale to me.
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 2:22 pm So the latest in the JP leaves south Philly hell saga:

Put an offer on a house in the close suburbs. List was $450k. Offer was $460k with a $5k escalation clause up to (gulp) $600 fucking thousand. So a max of $150k over list. And we need a mortgage but are willing to cover, in cash, up to $100k discrepancy in appraisal result. Our mortgage is fully underwritten and comes with a $10k guarantee to the seller.

Didn’t get the house. Cash buyer got it at a lower price.

Fuck this.
Holy wow.
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 3:02 pm
golftdibrad1 wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 2:49 pm

You know what the answer is.

Leave Philly. Like the greater area. Knoxville has great bike trails.
Yeah. We are staying near Philly to be closer to her parents. But I’m on board, this city feels pretty stale to me.
The real estate market you are decribing is quite insane. It makes California look normal. $460K offer but you'll go up to $600K but that is still a hard no dawg? So what do you think the winning offer was?
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 2:22 pm So the latest in the JP leaves south Philly hell saga:

Put an offer on a house in the close suburbs. List was $450k. Offer was $460k with a $5k escalation clause up to (gulp) $600 fucking thousand. So a max of $150k over list. And we need a mortgage but are willing to cover, in cash, up to $100k discrepancy in appraisal result. Our mortgage is fully underwritten and comes with a $10k guarantee to the seller.

Didn’t get the house. Cash buyer got it at a lower price.

Fuck this.
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:( Sorry, dood.
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Desertbreh wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 3:32 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 3:02 pm

Yeah. We are staying near Philly to be closer to her parents. But I’m on board, this city feels pretty stale to me.
The real estate market you are decribing is quite insane. It makes California look normal. $460K offer but you'll go up to $600K but that is still a hard no dawg? So what do you think the winning offer was?
No clue. We will find out later once the sale is complete. But probably low $500k ish? I guess my escalation clause needed to be more aggressive so instead of $5k over next best offer it should have been what $15k?
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 3:44 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 3:32 pm

The real estate market you are decribing is quite insane. It makes California look normal. $460K offer but you'll go up to $600K but that is still a hard no dawg? So what do you think the winning offer was?
No clue. We will find out later once the sale is complete. But probably low $500k ish? I guess my escalation clause needed to be more aggressive so instead of $5k over next best offer it should have been what $15k?
I don't get it.
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 3:44 pm

No clue. We will find out later once the sale is complete. But probably low $500k ish? I guess my escalation clause needed to be more aggressive so instead of $5k over next best offer it should have been what $15k?
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me either, if your agent cant pry the conditions out the other agent, and has been unsuccessful in brokering you guys a successful deal thus far its time to

FIRE THEIR ASS

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Getting the specifics on why you were unsuccessful on specific properties is like, their job man.
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Selling agent will not disclose sale price until the sale is completed and it’s in public record.
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 2:22 pm So the latest in the JP leaves south Philly hell saga:

Put an offer on a house in the close suburbs. List was $450k. Offer was $460k with a $5k escalation clause up to (gulp) $600 fucking thousand. So a max of $150k over list. And we need a mortgage but are willing to cover, in cash, up to $100k discrepancy in appraisal result. Our mortgage is fully underwritten and comes with a $10k guarantee to the seller.

Didn’t get the house. Cash buyer got it at a lower price.

Fuck this.
I just came, this is so fucked up. Almost got it locked and boom, always has to do to a cash buyer with god knows how they earned that money from.
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Jun 29, 2023 11:36 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 2:22 pm So the latest in the JP leaves south Philly hell saga:

Put an offer on a house in the close suburbs. List was $450k. Offer was $460k with a $5k escalation clause up to (gulp) $600 fucking thousand. So a max of $150k over list. And we need a mortgage but are willing to cover, in cash, up to $100k discrepancy in appraisal result. Our mortgage is fully underwritten and comes with a $10k guarantee to the seller.

Didn’t get the house. Cash buyer got it at a lower price.

Fuck this.
I just came, this is so fucked up. Almost got it locked and boom, always has to do to a cash buyer with god knows how they earned that money from.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jun 29, 2023 11:46 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Jun 29, 2023 11:36 pm

I just came, this is so fucked up. Almost got it locked and boom, always has to do to a cash buyer with god knows how they earned that money from.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jun 29, 2023 11:46 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Jun 29, 2023 11:36 pm

I just came, this is so fucked up. Almost got it locked and boom, always has to do to a cash buyer with god knows how they earned that money from.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jun 29, 2023 11:46 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Jun 29, 2023 11:36 pm

I just came, this is so fucked up. Almost got it locked and boom, always has to do to a cash buyer with god knows how they earned that money from.
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JP house update: Just sweated through my shirt twice while dropping off 100+ letters to houses in our target area. Got one response so far so that's nice. We'll see if it leads anywhere.
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Johnny_P wrote: Sat Jul 15, 2023 8:48 pm JP house update: Just sweated through my shirt twice while dropping off 100+ letters to houses in our target area. Got one response so far so that's nice. We'll see if it leads anywhere.
Is this the opposite of a pirate letter?
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Johnny_P wrote: Sat Jul 15, 2023 8:48 pm JP house update: Just sweated through my shirt twice while dropping off 100+ letters to houses in our target area. Got one response so far so that's nice. We'll see if it leads anywhere.
What do these letters say?
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SAWCE wrote: Sat Jul 15, 2023 8:50 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Sat Jul 15, 2023 8:48 pm JP house update: Just sweated through my shirt twice while dropping off 100+ letters to houses in our target area. Got one response so far so that's nice. We'll see if it leads anywhere.
Is this the opposite of a pirate letter?
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Johnny_P wrote: Sat Jul 15, 2023 8:48 pm JP house update: Just sweated through my shirt twice while dropping off 100+ letters to houses in our target area. Got one response so far so that's nice. We'll see if it leads anywhere.
What do these letters say?
That we are looking for a home and if you’re selling or know someone who is to please cal / email / consider us.
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Johnny_P wrote: Sun Jul 16, 2023 9:03 am
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What do these letters say?
That we are looking for a home and if you’re selling or know someone who is to please cal / email / consider us.
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:amaze: and :( that this is :wat: you have to resort to.

Good luck, dood.
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Johnny_P wrote: Sat Jul 15, 2023 8:48 pm JP house update: Just sweated through my shirt twice while dropping off 100+ letters to houses in our target area. Got one response so far so that's nice. We'll see if it leads anywhere.
that sounds like a ridiculous way to spend a saturday.
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golftdibrad1 wrote: Mon Jul 17, 2023 8:20 am
Johnny_P wrote: Sat Jul 15, 2023 8:48 pm JP house update: Just sweated through my shirt twice while dropping off 100+ letters to houses in our target area. Got one response so far so that's nice. We'll see if it leads anywhere.
that sounds like a ridiculous way to spend a saturday.
It wasn’t great
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