Goodbye worst forum member, hello biggest cuck !! Who has the cuckiest vehicle of them all!?

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Fled-Corolla Hybrid
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Wap-GTI in pornflower
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Melon-3/4/5+GMC Canyon
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Apex-Gladiator
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Troyguitar-1/2 of a mazda 3
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Calvinball-Civic SI/Current vehicle
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SAWCE-Elantra with the steek
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Razr390-GTI
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Irish-GTI
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4Zilch-Fiesta ST
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Dgriff-Injured C5/JL/328i
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Coogles-GTI
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Johnny-1/2 of a CMAX
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Desertbreh-GMT800/Brown440i
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Gberg-Golf R
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Dbest-4Runner
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MexicanYaris-Renault Clio
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CaleDeRoo-C5
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RLwake-Miata
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Huckleberry-2004 GTO/Dads Impala
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[user not found]-Gen2 Taco/R53
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Acid666-C5z06/Silverado/Miata
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Myself-TRD Pro Taco+JCW Mini F56
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Tarspin-Golf R
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Detroit-Crosstrek
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razr390 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 17, 2021 7:26 pm
Detroit wrote: ↑Sat Jul 17, 2021 1:44 pm
:lolgasm: no, it's just tongue and cheek "cuck talk".

The only open relationship we'd consider would involve another female. It's been discussed, but won't likely happen. That's ok, neither of us want for anything. Life gets rough, we brub the boat to the middle of the bay and bang it out.
This alone removes you from any cuck contest. Sorry not sorry
SHE wants it. I'm just going along with what she wants. #cucklyfe
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: ↑Sat Jul 17, 2021 11:21 pm
razr390 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 17, 2021 7:26 pm

This alone removes you from any cuck contest. Sorry not sorry
SHE wants it. I'm just going along with what she wants. #cucklyfe
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As the only published author in a well-known motorcycle publication in the room...
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4zilch wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 5:28 am
Detroit wrote: ↑Sat Jul 17, 2021 11:21 pm
SHE wants it. I'm just going along with what she wants. #cucklyfe
:idbu:
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Looks like we got to the obligatory minimum votes and a clear winner has been crowned.
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max225 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 10:35 am Looks like we got to the obligatory minimum votes and a clear winner has been crowned.
:impressive: final result.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Great news, congrats Dan!!
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Detroit wrote: ↑Sat Jul 17, 2021 11:21 pm
razr390 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 17, 2021 7:26 pm

This alone removes you from any cuck contest. Sorry not sorry
SHE wants it. I'm just going along with what she wants. #cucklyfe
That’s every husband ever…. But are you not enjoying it or :fuckyeah: about it whatsoever?!
:doughnut: :narc: :doughnut:
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Dammit Chris, you had to go and mention the threesome potential and nautical softcore shoots....

Torpedoing the openminded olde lady in the middle of the lake on the the big dick V8 pleasure craft, torpedoed the election.

Potential for swinging, swung the vote against ye.

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A just result. The Chris vote was manufactured fake news.
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Johnny_P wrote: ↑Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Guilty as charged.
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razr390 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 1:28 pm
Detroit wrote: ↑Sat Jul 17, 2021 11:21 pm
SHE wants it. I'm just going along with what she wants. #cucklyfe
That’s every husband ever…. But are you not enjoying it or :fuckyeah: about it whatsoever?!
Well, yea I'm :fuckyeah: on it. But that's the definition of cuck is it not?
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 5:24 pm
razr390 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 1:28 pm

That’s every husband ever…. But are you not enjoying it or :fuckyeah: about it whatsoever?!
Well, yea I'm :fuckyeah: on it. But that's the definition of cuck is it not?
No. A cuck is nothing crazy willfully :fuckyeah: about anything like that. A cuck is at the mercy of whatever his wife wants even if it’s watching her have sex with another man because he’s not man enough for her. A cuck doesn’t go “ :fuckyeah: :tits: let’s go watch you get fucked by another guy!” A cuck says “ :sad: if that’s what you really want then okay”.

You aren’t sad and willingly agree to go along with the brub boat soft core porn shooting. You thoroughly enjoy it even if it’s not your idea.
:doughnut: :narc: :doughnut:
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Dang, I profited from the cuck.
4zilch wrote: ↑Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:46 am I'm a fucking failure.
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Melon wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 8:22 pm Dang, I profited from the cuck.
That makes you the cuck's wife's boyfriend :mahman:
:doughnut: :narc: :doughnut:
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 5:30 pm
Detroit wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 5:24 pm
Well, yea I'm :fuckyeah: on it. But that's the definition of cuck is it not?
No. A cuck is nothing crazy willfully :fuckyeah: about anything like that. A cuck is at the mercy of whatever his wife wants even if it’s watching her have sex with another man because he’s not man enough for her. A cuck doesn’t go “ :fuckyeah: :tits: let’s go watch you get fucked by another guy!” A cuck says “ :sad: if that’s what you really want then okay”.

You aren’t sad and willingly agree to go along with the brub boat soft core porn shooting. You thoroughly enjoy it even if it’s not your idea.
Ohhhhh...I thought cucks liked it. Huh, welp learn something new every day.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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razr390 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 10:20 pm
Melon wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 8:22 pm Dang, I profited from the cuck.
That makes you the cuck's wife's boyfriend :mahman:
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 10:26 pm
razr390 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 5:30 pm

No. A cuck is nothing crazy willfully :fuckyeah: about anything like that. A cuck is at the mercy of whatever his wife wants even if it’s watching her have sex with another man because he’s not man enough for her. A cuck doesn’t go “ :fuckyeah: :tits: let’s go watch you get fucked by another guy!” A cuck says “ :sad: if that’s what you really want then okay”.

You aren’t sad and willingly agree to go along with the brub boat soft core porn shooting. You thoroughly enjoy it even if it’s not your idea.
Ohhhhh...I thought cucks liked it. Huh, welp learn something new every day.
#metoo, thought it meant that everyone us free to bang whoever they want.
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Detroit wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 10:26 pm
razr390 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 5:30 pm

No. A cuck is nothing crazy willfully :fuckyeah: about anything like that. A cuck is at the mercy of whatever his wife wants even if it’s watching her have sex with another man because he’s not man enough for her. A cuck doesn’t go “ :fuckyeah: :tits: let’s go watch you get fucked by another guy!” A cuck says “ :sad: if that’s what you really want then okay”.

You aren’t sad and willingly agree to go along with the brub boat soft core porn shooting. You thoroughly enjoy it even if it’s not your idea.
Ohhhhh...I thought cucks liked it. Huh, welp learn something new every day.
I’m Sure long time cucks do, but I doubt a lot of them willingly do it or want it.
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Tarspin wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 10:37 pm
Detroit wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 10:26 pm
Ohhhhh...I thought cucks liked it. Huh, welp learn something new every day.
#metoo, thought it meant that everyone us free to bang whoever they want.
Open relationship =/= cuck. Cuck does not get to fuck. Usually cucks are “not masculine enough” for their women so their women fuck “bulls” or guys with bigger dicks or more testosterone to their delight and the cucks havw no say in the matter. The only way it’s kinky is if the dude likes to get shamed or be a bitch about it.
:doughnut: :narc: :doughnut:
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 19, 2021 12:40 am
Tarspin wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 10:37 pm

#metoo, thought it meant that everyone us free to bang whoever they want.
Open relationship =/= cuck. Cuck does not get to fuck. Usually cucks are “not masculine enough” for their women so their women fuck “bulls” or guys with bigger dicks or more testosterone to their delight and the cucks havw no say in the matter. The only way it’s kinky is if the dude likes to get shamed or be a bitch about it.
Thank you for this very knowledgeable response!
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razr390 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 10:20 pm
Melon wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 8:22 pm Dang, I profited from the cuck.
That makes you the cuck's wife's boyfriend :mahman:
I could be down for this, I've met Allison, she's a 5/7 lady. Would hang out with again.
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razr390 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 19, 2021 12:40 am
Tarspin wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 10:37 pm

#metoo, thought it meant that everyone us free to bang whoever they want.
Open relationship =/= cuck. Cuck does not get to fuck. Usually cucks are “not masculine enough” for their women so their women fuck “bulls” or guys with bigger dicks or more testosterone to their delight and the cucks havw no say in the matter. The only way it’s kinky is if the dude likes to get shamed or be a bitch about it.
:disgust: that's just pathetic.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Sat Jul 17, 2021 2:31 pm
Calvinball wrote: ↑Sat Jul 17, 2021 12:39 am

Honda Odyssey touring, :fuckyeah:
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Goddamn right
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razr390 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 19, 2021 12:40 am
Tarspin wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 10:37 pm

#metoo, thought it meant that everyone us free to bang whoever they want.
Open relationship =/= cuck. Cuck does not get to fuck. Usually cucks are “not masculine enough” for their women so their women fuck “bulls” or guys with bigger dicks or more testosterone to their delight and the cucks havw no say in the matter. The only way it’s kinky is if the dude likes to get shamed or be a bitch about it.
Let it be known, Trudy is the "Cuck Master" with his wide array of knowledge on the subject.
4zilch wrote: ↑Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:46 am I'm a fucking failure.
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Melon wrote: ↑Tue Jul 20, 2021 3:18 pm
razr390 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 19, 2021 12:40 am

Open relationship =/= cuck. Cuck does not get to fuck. Usually cucks are “not masculine enough” for their women so their women fuck “bulls” or guys with bigger dicks or more testosterone to their delight and the cucks havw no say in the matter. The only way it’s kinky is if the dude likes to get shamed or be a bitch about it.
Let it be known, Trudy is the "Cuck Master" with his wide array of knowledge on the subject.
Seriously. I didn't really know what a "cuck" was until Trudy schooled us here. :impressive: understanding of the subject.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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