Goodbye worst forum member, hello biggest cuck !! Who has the cuckiest vehicle of them all!?

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Vote for the cuckmaggeddon 2021

Fled-Corolla Hybrid
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Wap-GTI in pornflower
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Melon-3/4/5+GMC Canyon
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Apex-Gladiator
0
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Troyguitar-1/2 of a mazda 3
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Calvinball-Civic SI/Current vehicle
0
No votes
SAWCE-Elantra with the steek
1
4%
Razr390-GTI
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No votes
Irish-GTI
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4Zilch-Fiesta ST
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Dgriff-Injured C5/JL/328i
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39%
Coogles-GTI
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No votes
Johnny-1/2 of a CMAX
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Desertbreh-GMT800/Brown440i
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Gberg-Golf R
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Dbest-4Runner
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MexicanYaris-Renault Clio
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CaleDeRoo-C5
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RLwake-Miata
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4%
Huckleberry-2004 GTO/Dads Impala
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[user not found]-Gen2 Taco/R53
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4%
Acid666-C5z06/Silverado/Miata
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No votes
Myself-TRD Pro Taco+JCW Mini F56
1
4%
Tarspin-Golf R
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No votes
Detroit-Crosstrek
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I voted for Griff just because
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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A fking tie :rage:

Other toys will be a tie breaker.

Other toys: Anything mechanized used for pleasure other than cars.
Boats
Planes
ATVs
Jet Skis
Scooters
Motorcycles

No bicycles that's :gay:
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To my mind...

cuck is short for cuckold which is a man who has been cuckolded by another person sleeping with his spouse.

The other commonly assigned attributes of subservience, weakness, being dominated are assumptive because of the defining parameter.

I'm with Eric, back story matters.... but because this is ostensibly a car forum and because of the way Max framed the contest, the most recent car history/behavior should be the main indicator..... with context of previous vehicular behavior taken well into consideration.....

I think the world of them both (two of my favorite forum bros, AAMOF) and both showed a bit of of the secondary signs of cuckdom (Bowing to the will of :tit:)

but at the end of the day Dan still has three hotish, (dare I say) manly vehicles and Chris is rocking the muffdiver mobile.....
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If the Trek attracts lesbians, that makes Chris the new board champion.
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I think it depends on attitude. Chris loves the CT and is happy to have it, whereas Dan has “more fun cars” but he is somewhat unhappy with all of them. One is a sloppy second previously enjoyed cantaloupe-mobile a penis hole in it, a broken c5 that can’t even be sold because of government DMV issues.

Dan seems more “unhappy” but also “taking it because circumstances” and that’s why I think he’s the car cuck here
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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troyguitar wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 12:32 pm If the Trek attracts bisexual women, that makes Chris the new board champion.

FTFY
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Rudy makes a good point, the joy that Chris gets from the CT2 is :impressive: , and while he may have had reservations about the purchase at the time, he and his wife made a joint decision to :doit: and have no ragretz. I think that it is compelling enough of an argument to warrant a change in my vote. Also, he has a great lifestyle which the miserly CT will allow him to enjoy long term, so it is a good decision IMO.
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Vote count is 5/7
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 12:45 pm Vote count is 5/7
The holy # :like: this has got to be a divine sign.
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troyguitar wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 12:32 pm If the Trek attracts lesbians, that makes Chris the new board champion.
Not the good kind of lesbians...
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 12:45 pm Rudy makes a good point, the joy that Chris gets from the CT2 is :impressive: , and while he may have had reservations about the purchase at the time, he and his wife made a joint decision to :doit: and have no ragretz. I think that it is compelling enough of an argument to warrant a change in my vote. Also, he has a great lifestyle which the miserly CT will allow him to enjoy long term, so it is a good decision IMO.
Counterpoint: A cuck would like being forced into a decision by his :tits:

The fact that griff isn't happy about his decision makes him still resistant to the whole thing, thus the opposite, no?
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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razr390 wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 12:34 pm I think it depends on attitude. Chris loves the CT and is happy to have it, whereas Dan has “more fun cars” but he is somewhat unhappy with all of them. One is a sloppy second previously enjoyed cantaloupe-mobile a penis hole in it, a broken c5 that can’t even be sold because of government DMV issues.

Dan seems more “unhappy” but also “taking it because circumstances” and that’s why I think he’s the car cuck here
Any vote that does not take the wife, and the relationshit into account is not in the spirit of the cuck descriptor.

Griffballz allowed his wife to give him a spending cap (thus putting the kibash on what he really wanted (Hype R). He subsequently bought back a car that he already owned and complained about. Albeit it is a Bimmer given the Melon treatment...so there is coolness factor there). He also still owns a :poorvette: and :Jeep: (thus his man card has been been stamped twice and is still unexpired)

Detroit was already down to one very low cost vehicle and has reduced his COL dramatically. He has SOLD a and TWO :jeep: He can afford anything he wants really. He was enthused by the possibility of scratching the bucket list itch with a pooper.... but in the end opted for the Estrogen Overlander to appease the slayer of HOAs, she who strikes fear into hoist contractors up and down the Lower Peninsula. But he recently bought a cool ass boat where he routinely CO stars in a live soft porn act on the water.


The whole thing is tongue in cheek (obviously), but to paraphrase Dave Chappele...

We (most of us married guys) may not truly be cucks, but sometimes we sure do wear the uniform....
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max225 wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 12:47 pm
Tarspin wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 12:45 pm Vote count is 5/7
The holy # :like: this has got to be a divine sign.
Might be...
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 12:50 pm
Tarspin wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 12:45 pm Rudy makes a good point, the joy that Chris gets from the CT2 is :impressive: , and while he may have had reservations about the purchase at the time, he and his wife made a joint decision to :doit: and have no ragretz. I think that it is compelling enough of an argument to warrant a change in my vote. Also, he has a great lifestyle which the miserly CT will allow him to enjoy long term, so it is a good decision IMO.
Counterpoint: A cuck would like being forced into a decision by his :tits:

The fact that griff isn't happy about his decision makes him still resistant to the whole thing, thus the opposite, no?
It is really confusing at this point, but my heart tells me that I'm doing the right thing. :lol:
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Irish wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 12:50 pm
razr390 wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 12:34 pm I think it depends on attitude. Chris loves the CT and is happy to have it, whereas Dan has “more fun cars” but he is somewhat unhappy with all of them. One is a sloppy second previously enjoyed cantaloupe-mobile a penis hole in it, a broken c5 that can’t even be sold because of government DMV issues.

Dan seems more “unhappy” but also “taking it because circumstances” and that’s why I think he’s the car cuck here
Any vote that does not take the wife, and the relationshit into account is not in the spirit of the cuck descriptor.

Griffballz allowed his wife to give him a spending cap (thus putting what he really wanted (Hype R) and he bought back a car that he already owned and complained about (albeit it is a Bimmer given the Melon treatment...so there is coolness factor there). He also still owns a Vette and :Jeep: (thus his man card has been been stamped twice and is still unexpired)

Detroit was already down to one very low cost vehicle and has reduced his COL dramatically. He can afford anything he wants really. He was enthused by the possibility of scratching the bucket list itch with a pooper.... but in the end opted for the Estrogen Overlander to appease the slayer of HOAs, she who strikes fear into hoist contractors up and down the Lower Peninusla.....

The whole thing is tongue in cheek (obviously), but to paraphrase Dave Chappele...

We (most of us married guys) may not truly be cucks, but sometimes we sure do wear the uniform....
The point is that we ALL make certain concessions in the name of marital bliss. If you don't, you either have a difficult relationship, or a :unicorn: one. It's the way life is. I consider myself fortunate that the concessions I make are all ones I'm completely OK with because my overall quality of life far surpasses my expectations so far.

But to the point of this thread, the only concession that I make reluctantly is with cars. :tits: is terrible about them, and over the years I've lost that core car piece of my identity. Instead of fighting it, I just went along with it and hit rock bottom of enjoying the opposite of an enthusiast vehicle. I don't even have a strong desire for a fun vehicle anymore, the wife won while giving up very little herself. AND I'M OK WITH THAT.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 12:53 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 12:50 pm
Counterpoint: A cuck would like being forced into a decision by his :tits:

The fact that griff isn't happy about his decision makes him still resistant to the whole thing, thus the opposite, no?
It is really confusing at this point, but my heart tells me that I'm doing the right thing. :lol:
That's the point of the WFM contest. By the end, nobody knows what's real and fake anymore and the "winner" is decided due to :notsure: . I always get a kick out of this exercise, thanks for taking the time to set it up @max.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 12:56 pm
Irish wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 12:50 pm

Any vote that does not take the wife, and the relationshit into account is not in the spirit of the cuck descriptor.

Griffballz allowed his wife to give him a spending cap (thus putting what he really wanted (Hype R) and he bought back a car that he already owned and complained about (albeit it is a Bimmer given the Melon treatment...so there is coolness factor there). He also still owns a Vette and :Jeep: (thus his man card has been been stamped twice and is still unexpired)

Detroit was already down to one very low cost vehicle and has reduced his COL dramatically. He can afford anything he wants really. He was enthused by the possibility of scratching the bucket list itch with a pooper.... but in the end opted for the Estrogen Overlander to appease the slayer of HOAs, she who strikes fear into hoist contractors up and down the Lower Peninusla.....

The whole thing is tongue in cheek (obviously), but to paraphrase Dave Chappele...

We (most of us married guys) may not truly be cucks, but sometimes we sure do wear the uniform....
The point is that we ALL make certain concessions in the name of marital bliss. If you don't, you either have a difficult relationship, or a :unicorn: one. It's the way life is. I consider myself fortunate that the concessions I make are all ones I'm completely OK with because my overall quality of life far surpasses my expectations so far.

But to the point of this thread, the only concession that I make reluctantly is with cars. :tits: is terrible about them, and over the years I've lost that core car piece of my identity. Instead of fighting it, I just went along with it and hit rock bottom of enjoying the opposite of an enthusiast vehicle. I don't even have a strong desire for a fun vehicle anymore, the wife won while giving up very little herself. AND I'M OK WITH THAT.
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I’m enjoying how much Big D is fighting for this. The campaigning for himself is :impressive:
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Apex wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 1:03 pm I’m enjoying how much Big D is fighting for this. The campaigning for himself is :impressive:
It's just fun, and apparently I don't have a future in politics because griff has done absolutely nothing and winning.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 1:10 pm
Apex wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 1:03 pm I’m enjoying how much Big D is fighting for this. The campaigning for himself is :impressive:
It's just fun, and apparently I don't have a future in politics because griff has done absolutely nothing and winning.
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I'm not voting, I don't really know enough about Chris's history to form an opinion.
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Melon wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 1:31 pm I'm not voting, I don't really know enough about Chris's history to form an opinion.
:notsure:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Melon wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 1:31 pm I'm not voting, I don't really know enough about Chris's history to form an opinion.
:wat:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 1:44 pm
Melon wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 1:31 pm I'm not voting, I don't really know enough about Chris's history to form an opinion.
:notsure:
Last time I checked in you had a Silverado. Lol.
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Also, I don't know the history, the reasoning of why you have a Crosstrek, obviously something to do with your wife, but IDK.
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