Goodbye worst forum member, hello biggest cuck !! Who has the cuckiest vehicle of them all!?

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Vote for the cuckmaggeddon 2021

Fled-Corolla Hybrid
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4%
Wap-GTI in pornflower
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Melon-3/4/5+GMC Canyon
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No votes
Apex-Gladiator
0
No votes
Troyguitar-1/2 of a mazda 3
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No votes
Calvinball-Civic SI/Current vehicle
0
No votes
SAWCE-Elantra with the steek
1
4%
Razr390-GTI
0
No votes
Irish-GTI
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4Zilch-Fiesta ST
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No votes
Dgriff-Injured C5/JL/328i
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39%
Coogles-GTI
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No votes
Johnny-1/2 of a CMAX
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No votes
Desertbreh-GMT800/Brown440i
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No votes
Gberg-Golf R
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No votes
Dbest-4Runner
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No votes
MexicanYaris-Renault Clio
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No votes
CaleDeRoo-C5
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No votes
RLwake-Miata
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4%
Huckleberry-2004 GTO/Dads Impala
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No votes
[user not found]-Gen2 Taco/R53
1
4%
Acid666-C5z06/Silverado/Miata
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No votes
Myself-TRD Pro Taco+JCW Mini F56
1
4%
Tarspin-Golf R
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No votes
Detroit-Crosstrek
8
35%
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Total votes: 23
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Detroit wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 10:20 pm
Huckleberry wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 10:06 pm Detroit and Griff fighting for the cuck title:
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Griff is nowhere to be found in this thread. People think buying an enthusiast car on a budget is more cucky than buying a car because your wife told you to AND THEN YOU LIKE IT on their own.

:ohwell:
Arguably buying a particular car to achieve particular lifestyle is smart and less cucky. If it is indeed the cuck thing to do, then certainly I’d be in the running for continuing to run around in a 127k mile, 7 year old econo-shitbox.

The $20k spending limit :tits: imposed on Griff doesn’t actually matter because the :scrooge: was never going to spend $40k to get something he wanted wanted. He loathed and :crang: ‘d the decision for 40-something pages, debated a new driving experience, and then bought the car that he previously loathed and proclaimed how boring it was during his first ownershit period.
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wap wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 10:35 pm
Huckleberry wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 10:06 pm Detroit and Griff fighting for the cuck title:
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:lolol:
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My favorite is the spin attack at the end.
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max225 wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 10:40 pm
Detroit wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 10:17 pm
Cool.

I was inches away from buying a bucket list car and bought a lesbiandogwagen instead because the wife liked it better. Then myself ended up liking it better, the definition of cuck.

Dan was given a budget and bought a modified true enthusiast car. I fail to see any cuck there.
What bucket list car first I heard of this?!

You’re talking about CT2 as if it is a pile. It’s 30k which isn’t exactly cheap. You got the bigger engine too… so :nope: the battle continues.
I've always wanted a MINI.

Just because the CT2 was expensive, that doesn't make it a good buy.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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4zilch wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 5:37 am
Detroit wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 10:20 pm
Griff is nowhere to be found in this thread. People think buying an enthusiast car on a budget is more cucky than buying a car because your wife told you to AND THEN YOU LIKE IT on their own.

:ohwell:
Arguably buying a particular car to achieve particular lifestyle is smart and less cucky. If it is indeed the cuck thing to do, then certainly I’d be in the running for continuing to run around in a 127k mile, 7 year old econo-shitbox.

The $20k spending limit :tits: imposed on Griff doesn’t actually matter because the :scrooge: was never going to spend $40k to get something he wanted wanted. He loathed and :crang: ‘d the decision for 40-something pages, debated a new driving experience, and then bought the car that he previously loathed and proclaimed how boring it was during his first ownershit period.
I guess the definition of "cuck" isn't what I thought it was.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Huckleberry wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 8:30 am
wap wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 10:35 pm

:lolol:
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My favorite is the spin attack at the end.
Sometimes spinny shit is incredibly effective.

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Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 8:35 am
4zilch wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 5:37 am

Arguably buying a particular car to achieve particular lifestyle is smart and less cucky. If it is indeed the cuck thing to do, then certainly I’d be in the running for continuing to run around in a 127k mile, 7 year old econo-shitbox.

The $20k spending limit :tits: imposed on Griff doesn’t actually matter because the :scrooge: was never going to spend $40k to get something he wanted wanted. He loathed and :crang: ‘d the decision for 40-something pages, debated a new driving experience, and then bought the car that he previously loathed and proclaimed how boring it was during his first ownershit period.
I guess the definition of "cuck" isn't what I thought it was.
It's so badly overused that I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore.

Dictionary.com : A cuck is a weak, effeminate, unmanly, or inadequate man, who is often dominated by their female partner.
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4zilch wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 8:51 am
Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 8:35 am
I guess the definition of "cuck" isn't what I thought it was.
It's so badly overused that I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore.

Dictionary.com : A cuck is a weak, effeminate, unmanly, or inadequate man, who is often dominated by their female partner.
That's how I understand it too.

:ohwell:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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4zilch wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 8:51 am
Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 8:35 am
I guess the definition of "cuck" isn't what I thought it was.
It's so badly overused that I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore.

Dictionary.com : A cuck is a weak, effeminate, unmanly, or inadequate man, who is often dominated by their female partner.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 9:04 am
4zilch wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 8:51 am

It's so badly overused that I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore.

Dictionary.com : A cuck is a weak, effeminate, unmanly, or inadequate man, who is often dominated by their female partner.
That's how I understand it too.

:ohwell:
Arguably, you're both very well qualified to be considered for Top Cuck. May the best cuck win.
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4zilch wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 9:11 am
Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 9:04 am
That's how I understand it too.

:ohwell:
Arguably, you're both very well qualified to be considered for Top Cuck. May the best cuck win.
I still think it should come down to the vehicle itself, which makes one way worse over the other. Whatever, just having fun here anyway.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 9:14 am
4zilch wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 9:11 am

Arguably, you're both very well qualified to be considered for Top Cuck. May the best cuck win.
I still think it should come down to the vehicle itself, which makes one way worse over the other. Whatever, just having fun here anyway.
Per Max "Cuckiest decision that led to the current car is how I’d describe it."

So its beyond the hardware itself IMO. If I were just ranking hardware, I'd probably vote for Sawce, who knew you could buy a car in 2021 without cruise control.

But when we consider the "cucki decision quotient", you and Griff are both up there. I'm currently giving the nod to Griff simply due to the months of indecision and self-loathing - which qualifies for weak, unmanly, and inadequate.
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Detroit wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 9:39 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:59 pm

Just a front. V8 boat on the lake. Minis Tirith weed smoking tower while working for one of the oldest corporations on earth. Big titted Italian hottie making him pasta dishes in between blow jobs....

THAT IS YOUR CUCK?

Wake up Ron. Dan Griffin and his boring car is the vote, Melon refreshments and all.
The thread is specifically who has the cuckiest car, not cuckiest life. I love my life, but I had to cuck the car to get it. Hence, the cuckiest car.

Dan's BMW vs my leswagon is all that you're voting on. Remember that.
:wrong: Backstory is votable material.
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4zilch wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 9:22 am
Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 9:14 am
I still think it should come down to the vehicle itself, which makes one way worse over the other. Whatever, just having fun here anyway.
Per Max "Cuckiest decision that led to the current car is how I’d describe it."

So its beyond the hardware itself IMO. If I were just ranking hardware, I'd probably vote for Sawce, who knew you could buy a car in 2021 without cruise control.

But when we consider the "cucki decision quotient", you and Griff are both up there. I'm currently giving the nod to Griff simply due to the months of indecision and self-loathing - which qualifies for weak, unmanly, and inadequate.
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Hah :popcorn:
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Does whoever wins have to give the trophy to their :tits: ?
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CaleDeRoo wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 9:45 am Does whoever wins have to give the trophy to their :tits: bf?
FTFY
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max225 wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 9:50 am
CaleDeRoo wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 9:45 am Does whoever wins have to give the trophy to their :tits: bf?
FTFY
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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25 members listed and 17 votes.. I think some of those may have dropped off but i think after 20 votes we should crown a winner.
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max225 wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 11:14 am 25 members listed and 17 votes.. I think some of those may have dropped off but i think after 20 votes we should crown a winner.
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:wtf: who keeps flipping parties here.
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max225 wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 11:14 am 25 members listed and 17 votes.. I think some of those may have dropped off but i think after 20 votes we should crown a winner.
Calballz hasn't posted in a while and DBest only seems to post in his own thread, when he posts. And Wake only seems to come around infrequently. :iono:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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wap wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 11:45 am
max225 wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 11:14 am 25 members listed and 17 votes.. I think some of those may have dropped off but i think after 20 votes we should crown a winner.
Calballz hasn't posted in a while and DBest only seems to post in his own thread, when he posts. And Wake only seems to come around infrequently. :iono:
That leaves another 5 votes that are missing...
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This seems refreshing to me, in the past we'd have 20 active members and 34 voters. :like:
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Here you go:

Who posted? - This is a list of all members who posted in this topic
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Detroit 40
max225 33
wap 20
Desertbreh 12
CaleDeRoo 7
coogles 6
[user not found] 6
4zilch 5
Apex 5
troyguitar 5
Huckleberry 4
Irish 3
Johnny_P 3
Acid666 1
Melon 1
MexicanYarisTK 1
Tarspin 1

Doesn't tell you who voted but at least you can see who posted so far. Looks like Fled, :narc: . Griff, Wake, DBest, Calballz, :sawce: , and GBerg have yet to post. 8 + 17 votes = 25. :math:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 12:07 pm This seems refreshing to me, in the past we'd have 20 active members and 34 voters. :like:
I essentially looked at highest posters... and those who had members rides threads. Then compiled the list. Which IMO has never been done before. I know this is a bit of a revolving door so I expected some attrition (hence the 20 vs 25) threshold.

In additional i left the placeholders in case there is someone lurking but not posting much.
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