We’re still missing like a solid 10 votes !
Also impressive :swing: voters
Goodbye worst forum member, hello biggest cuck !! Who has the cuckiest vehicle of them all!?
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He's cucking himselftroyguitar wrote: ↑Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:04 pm I'm going with [user not found] since he's always had a fun car but is almost never allowed to play with it.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Hold up. You were directed to buy a car? That's like being directed to have a threesome. Mine only ever bitches at me to sell things, hell it was pulling teeth to just get the CTrek. We're faced with being without a vehicle at all and she just[user not found] wrote: ↑Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:13 pmI was wondering who voted for me.troyguitar wrote: ↑Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:04 pm I'm going with [user not found] since he's always had a fun car but is almost never allowed to play with it.
I just don’t care much for spending time/money on cars anymore. I get more reward out of going fast on a bicycle.
The wife directed me to buy back my old R53 and that it must never disappear again so, your vote is not misplaced.
DQ'd
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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My campaigning will pay off. Cucktrek 2021
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Just a front. V8 boat on the lake. Minis Tirith weed smoking tower while working for one of the oldest corporations on earth. Big titted Italian hottie making him pasta dishes in between blow jobs....
THAT IS YOUR CUCK?
Wake up Ron. Dan Griffin and his boring car is the vote, Melon refreshments and all.
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Any Dan votes to Chris are pure bullshit. You guys would have joined the SS after a Hitler speech.
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Thanks Joseph Goebbels. Your plot is revealed above.
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They don’t take cucks.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Jul 15, 2021 7:11 pm Any Dan votes to Chris are pure bullshit. You guys would have joined the SS after a Hitler speech.
But I also learned my lesson, left it open in case new info comes up or I missed someone.
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I hospital bill is like 1000x what a traffic ticket costs. But I think I sorta get it.[user not found] wrote: ↑Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:47 pm
I sold the with the mindset of getting out of cars for a while and the R53 popped up for sale within a day or so. Got a call from a friend letting me know about it, wife was in the car with me and she said do it, under one condition: I never sell it again.
I own it outright, other than insurance and garage space it’s not much of a resource hog at this point. I just don’t get the same fizz driving cars fast anymore - too much risk in getting pulled over.
Meanwhile I can ride my bike at 11 tents and not be bothered.
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Whenever I mention a car the first question mine asks is “can you track it?”Detroit wrote: ↑Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:34 pmHold up. You were directed to buy a car? That's like being directed to have a threesome. Mine only ever bitches at me to sell things, hell it was pulling teeth to just get the CTrek. We're faced with being without a vehicle at all and she just[user not found] wrote: ↑Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:13 pm
I was wondering who voted for me.
I just don’t care much for spending time/money on cars anymore. I get more reward out of going fast on a bicycle.
The wife directed me to buy back my old R53 and that it must never disappear again so, your vote is not misplaced.
DQ'd
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solid post, would read againDesertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:59 pmJust a front. V8 boat on the lake. Minis Tirith weed smoking tower while working for one of the oldest corporations on earth. Big titted Italian hottie making him pasta dishes in between blow jobs....
THAT IS YOUR CUCK?
Wake up Ron. Dan Griffin and his boring car is the vote, Melon refreshments and all.
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Well dang. When you put it that way...Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:59 pmJust a front. V8 boat on the lake. Minis Tirith weed smoking tower while working for one of the oldest corporations on earth. Big titted Italian hottie making him pasta dishes in between blow jobs....
THAT IS YOUR CUCK?
Wake up Ron. Dan Griffin and his boring car is the vote, Melon refreshments and all.
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[user not found] wrote:
Also I can’t ever drive a fun thing anywhere without just waiting behind gaggles of dudes in spandex.
I mean, fuck…
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[user not found] wrote:
Slow drivers and Harley riders are far more common and frustrating than the occasional cyclist.
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The thread is specifically who has the cuckiest car, not cuckiest life. I love my life, but I had to cuck the car to get it. Hence, the cuckiest car.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:59 pmJust a front. V8 boat on the lake. Minis Tirith weed smoking tower while working for one of the oldest corporations on earth. Big titted Italian hottie making him pasta dishes in between blow jobs....
THAT IS YOUR CUCK?
Wake up Ron. Dan Griffin and his boring car is the vote, Melon refreshments and all.
Dan's BMW vs my leswagon is all that you're voting on. Remember that.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Nope. This is cuck car, not cuck life.wap wrote: ↑Thu Jul 15, 2021 8:33 pmWell dang. When you put it that way...Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:59 pm
Just a front. V8 boat on the lake. Minis Tirith weed smoking tower while working for one of the oldest corporations on earth. Big titted Italian hottie making him pasta dishes in between blow jobs....
THAT IS YOUR CUCK?
Wake up Ron. Dan Griffin and his boring car is the vote, Melon refreshments and all.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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It’s sort of an option of both. Cuckiest decision that led to the current car is how I’d describe it.Detroit wrote: ↑Thu Jul 15, 2021 9:39 pmThe thread is specifically who has the cuckiest car, not cuckiest life. I love my life, but I had to cuck the car to get it. Hence, the cuckiest car.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:59 pm
Just a front. V8 boat on the lake. Minis Tirith weed smoking tower while working for one of the oldest corporations on earth. Big titted Italian hottie making him pasta dishes in between blow jobs....
THAT IS YOUR CUCK?
Wake up Ron. Dan Griffin and his boring car is the vote, Melon refreshments and all.
Dan's BMW vs my leswagon is all that you're voting on. Remember that.
I do agree that the boat should be stricken from the record.
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Detroit and Griff fighting for the cuck title:
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Cool.
I was inches away from buying a bucket list car and bought a lesbiandogwagen instead because the wife liked it better. Then myself ended up liking it better, the definition of cuck.
Dan was given a budget and bought a modified true enthusiast car. I fail to see any cuck there.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Griff is nowhere to be found in this thread. People think buying an enthusiast car on a budget is more cucky than buying a car because your wife told you to AND THEN YOU LIKE IT on their own.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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What bucket list car first I heard of this?!Detroit wrote: ↑Thu Jul 15, 2021 10:17 pmCool.
I was inches away from buying a bucket list car and bought a lesbiandogwagen instead because the wife liked it better. Then myself ended up liking it better, the definition of cuck.
Dan was given a budget and bought a modified true enthusiast car. I fail to see any cuck there.
You’re talking about CT2 as if it is a pile. It’s 30k which isn’t exactly cheap. You got the bigger engine too… so the battle continues.