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Gberg2119 wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 10:11 am
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Thanks Trudy.

Keep 'em coming. Any cornhole out there near me?
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That second one especially is :megusta:
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razr390 wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 10:22 am Honestly if I had to buy a GTI right now I would 100% go for a 2019 Rabbit edition simply for the fact that there's no sunroof (weight decrease + reliability increase), sportier design, no frills head unit, performance pack, LED lighting package, awesome color, baby Pretoria wheels (instead of directionals), :plaid: interior.

5/7 overall
Remind me. Is it the same HU that you have? Impressions if so?
Baby Prets? Are those 18's"? They looked like they might be.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 10:33 am
coogles wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 10:08 am

:disappoint:

GTI --> :manuel: GoRf --> DSG IMO
It was a damp, foggy morning in a field just outside of Chicago where the first auto race of the 1921 racing season was to take place. Henry Ford puttered up to the starting line in his newest racing machine, leaving behind tire tracks in the fresh morning dew. Rumors were swirling that this machine was easily capable of triple digit speeds, and all looked on with amazement as Wap rolled up next to him in his own homebuilt contraption. Like nothing the world had seen, Wap ignored the gasps from the crowd as he snugged up his driving gloves, and while lowering his goggles over his eyes, shot his dear friend Henry the first side eye in motor racing history.

A woman donning a fresh bobbed haircut and a trench coat strutted in front of the two machines. Both Henry and Wap revved their eager machines in a building crescendo to redline. The woman dropped her red handkerchief that Wap had given her the night before and the men were off.

The speed was brutal and unrelenting, but unfortunately short lived. As the two rounded the first corner, Henry's machine suffered a catastrophic steering failure which sent him straight past the turn. Wap's front tire caught the grooves left in the field, and combined with the slick morning dew, Wap's machine went rolling.

The crowd gasped as the machine barrel rolled across the field. The sound of metallic crunching and internal combustion combined with the smell of smoke and raw fuel. Fearing the worst, Wap's racing crew came rushing to his aid, and as they approached a figure emerged above the smoke atop the now wrecked heap below. It was Wap...he struggled to rise, but determined as he was, he stood up, winked at the woman donning the bobbed haircut and shot a sharp solute to the crowd.

The crowd erupted in cheering, cheering that they say could be heard all the way in Detroit. Wap, while miraculously alive, suffered a drastic injury to his left leg. He was in a cast for three months recovering, and being stuck at home he worked to develop an automatic transmission for racing applications. It was the first of it's kind and the world marveled the next year when he beat Henry at the same race. Wap has driven an automatic transmission ever since both out of necessity, but also out of pride for what he was able to accomplish when he was at his weakest.
:amaze: and weirdly accurate.
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razr390 wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 10:41 am
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 10:33 am
It was a damp, foggy morning in a field just outside of Chicago where the first auto race of the 1921 racing season was to take place. Henry Ford puttered up to the starting line in his newest racing machine, leaving behind tire tracks in the fresh morning dew. Rumors were swirling that this machine was easily capable of triple digit speeds, and all looked on with amazement as Wap rolled up next to him in his own homebuilt contraption. Like nothing the world had seen, Wap ignored the gasps from the crowd as he snugged up his driving gloves, and while lowering his goggles over his eyes, shot his dear friend Henry the first side eye in motor racing history.

A woman donning a fresh bobbed haircut and a trench coat strutted in front of the two machines. Both Henry and Wap revved their eager machines in a building crescendo to redline. The woman dropped her red handkerchief that Wap had given her the night before and the men were off.

The speed was brutal and unrelenting, but unfortunately short lived. As the two rounded the first corner, Henry's machine suffered a catastrophic steering failure which sent him straight past the turn. Wap's front tire caught the grooves left in the field, and combined with the slick morning dew, Wap's machine went rolling.

The crowd gasped as the machine barrel rolled across the field. The sound of metallic crunching and internal combustion combined with the smell of smoke and raw fuel. Fearing the worst, Wap's racing crew came rushing to his aid, and as they approached a figure emerged above the smoke atop the now wrecked heap below. It was Wap...he struggled to rise, but determined as he was, he stood up, winked at the woman donning the bobbed haircut and shot a sharp solute to the crowd.

The crowd erupted in cheering, cheering that they say could be heard all the way in Detroit. Wap, while miraculously alive, suffered a drastic injury to his left leg. He was in a cast for three months recovering, and being stuck at home he worked to develop an automatic transmission for racing applications. It was the first of it's kind and the world marveled the next year when he beat Henry at the same race. Wap has driven an automatic transmission ever since both out of necessity, but also out of pride for what he was able to accomplish when he was at his weakest.
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coogles wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 10:50 am
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:tits: :doe:
:tits: doesn’t have her own car? No worries if it’s just not what you want. Plenty of people prefer the DSG.
She does but we often take mine on road trips and it makes most sense if we have a car that both of us can drive.
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wap wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 10:55 am
:ohdang:
That second one especially is :megusta:
Astona the :scrooge: and live! #YOLO
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wap wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 10:59 am
razr390 wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 10:22 am Honestly if I had to buy a GTI right now I would 100% go for a 2019 Rabbit edition simply for the fact that there's no sunroof (weight decrease + reliability increase), sportier design, no frills head unit, performance pack, LED lighting package, awesome color, baby Pretoria wheels (instead of directionals), :plaid: interior.

5/7 overall
Remind me. Is it the same HU that you have? Impressions if so?
Baby Prets? Are those 18's"? They looked like they might be.
No, I believe the HU in the rabbit edition is the same as an “S”. Honestly, not even that bad. Lower resolution and smaller screen (but better than mk6) and more buttons versus touch “buttons” that are not tactile/clicky in mine
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:02 am
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:ohdang:
That second one especially is :megusta:
Astona the :scrooge: and live! #YOLO
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:bravo: :lolol:
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razr390 wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 10:22 am Honestly if I had to buy a GTI right now I would 100% go for a 2019 Rabbit edition simply for the fact that there's no sunroof (weight decrease + reliability increase), sportier design, no frills head unit, performance pack, LED lighting package, awesome color, baby Pretoria wheels (instead of directionals), :plaid: interior.

5/7 overall
Remind me. Is it the same HU that you have? Impressions if so?
Baby Prets? Are those 18's"? They looked like they might be.
It's not the same HU in SE and up models. I don't remember the exact size but it's around a 6" screen. Lower resolution but it still functions the same and if I remember right it's plug and play to upgrade to the nicer 8" glass panel.

They are 18" black pretorias with A/S tires. The black prets came on all rabbit edition cars.

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razr390 wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:11 am
wap wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 10:59 am

Remind me. Is it the same HU that you have? Impressions if so?
Baby Prets? Are those 18's"? They looked like they might be.
No, I believe the HU in the rabbit edition is the same as an “S”. Honestly, not even that bad. Lower resolution and smaller screen (but better than mk6) and more buttons versus touch “buttons” that are not tactile/clicky in mine
More buttons is good! I assume no CD player because this isn't 2011 any more.
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wap wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:13 am
razr390 wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:11 am

No, I believe the HU in the rabbit edition is the same as an “S”. Honestly, not even that bad. Lower resolution and smaller screen (but better than mk6) and more buttons versus touch “buttons” that are not tactile/clicky in mine
More buttons is good! I assume no CD player because this isn't 2011 any more.
Mine has the CD played and SD slot and such in the glove box. I’ll snap a pic.
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:02 am
wap wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 10:55 am

:ohdang:
That second one especially is :megusta:
Astona the :scrooge: and live! #YOLO
Weird. I went to the :dillerman: website for this one https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/deta ... =atempest4 and they don't show this car there. :wtf:
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razr390 wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:11 am No, I believe the HU in the rabbit edition is the same as an “S”. Honestly, not even that bad. Lower resolution and smaller screen (but better than mk6) and more buttons versus touch “buttons” that are not tactile/clicky in mine
More buttons is good! I assume no CD player because this isn't 2011 any more.
Not necessarily. After using both 7 and 7.5 HU's I definitely prefer the glass panel in the 7.5. It requires a much lighter touch. Especially if you're using something like carplay or Android auto.

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Gberg2119 wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:13 am
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Remind me. Is it the same HU that you have? Impressions if so?
Baby Prets? Are those 18's"? They looked like they might be.
It's not the same HU in SE and up models. I don't remember the exact size but it's around a 6" screen. Lower resolution but it still functions the same and if I remember right it's plug and play to upgrade to the nicer 8" glass panel.

They are 18" black pretorias with A/S tires. The black prets came on all rabbit edition cars.

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Thanks G. Probably no worse than my current HU. IIRC RCD510
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wap wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:23 am
Gberg2119 wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:13 am

It's not the same HU in SE and up models. I don't remember the exact size but it's around a 6" screen. Lower resolution but it still functions the same and if I remember right it's plug and play to upgrade to the nicer 8" glass panel.

They are 18" black pretorias with A/S tires. The black prets came on all rabbit edition cars.

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Thanks G. Probably no worse than my current HU. IIRC RCD510
:megusta: 18" Prets
Either of the new HU’s would be a big upgrade compared to the mk6 one
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razr390 wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:26 am
wap wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:23 am

Thanks G. Probably no worse than my current HU. IIRC RCD510
:megusta: 18" Prets
Either of the new HU’s would be a big upgrade compared to the mk6 one
Figured as much. Thanks. :like:
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Astona the :scrooge: and live! #YOLO
Weird. I went to the :dillerman: website for this one https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/deta ... =atempest4 and they don't show this car there. :wtf:
https://www.vhnissansheboygan.com/used/ ... d12c3d.htm

:dillerman: website...
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wap wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:13 am
razr390 wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:11 am

No, I believe the HU in the rabbit edition is the same as an “S”. Honestly, not even that bad. Lower resolution and smaller screen (but better than mk6) and more buttons versus touch “buttons” that are not tactile/clicky in mine
More buttons is good! I assume no CD player because this isn't 2011 any more.
The CD player in mine is in the glove compartment
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Gberg2119 wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:19 am
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More buttons is good! I assume no CD player because this isn't 2011 any more.
Not necessarily. After using both 7 and 7.5 HU's I definitely prefer the glass panel in the 7.5. It requires a much lighter touch. Especially if you're using something like carplay or Android auto.

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:dat: One of my VW buddies done the switch on his R, and turns out to be more responsive. I'm fine with mine since I mostly listen to music via BT or Sirius and few other settings to benefit from. But man does it look ancient
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Weird. I went to the :dillerman: website for this one https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/deta ... =atempest4 and they don't show this car there. :wtf:
https://www.vhnissansheboygan.com/used/ ... d12c3d.htm

:dillerman: website...
:mindblown: Thanks.
Just found it myself, too. I am :derp: this morning.
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wap wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:37 am
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https://www.vhnissansheboygan.com/used/ ... d12c3d.htm

:dillerman: website...
:mindblown: Thanks.
Just found it myself, too. I am :derp: this morning.
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wap wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:37 am
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:29 am
https://www.vhnissansheboygan.com/used/ ... d12c3d.htm

:dillerman: website...
:mindblown: Thanks.
Just found it myself, too. I am :derp: this morning.
It's ok, just spray windex and it'll cure everything. Also spray windex on your car when you get it for good luck and drink some mexata. Wish we have mexata here :sad:
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:40 am
wap wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:37 am

:mindblown: Thanks.
Just found it myself, too. I am :derp: this morning.
It's ok, just spray windex and it'll cure everything. Also spray windex on your car when you get it for good luck and drink some mexata. Wish we have mexata here :sad:
Solid advice! :like: :lol:
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:word:

GTI is probably it if you want a new car. IMO it is a hell of a lot better vehicle than an AllTrac (not hideous, quicker, cooler/better seats, LSD, etc).

But I do think a 335/340i would be rad, they are pretty darn reliable up to 120K I think, you only did 72k in a decade.

MB AMG GLA 45 seems cool? Kinda a CUV but really more like a :gorf: but cooler.
I've thought about a GLA. I like them, but they're rather spendy.
That is the most bad ass warrior elite hatchback available in this country. Barely used? :jimp:
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Anyone want to hazard a guess as to how much Stuart will be paying me for my car?

Quick check on KBB indicates anywhere between $7k and $9k depending on condition, and mine is (was) pretty pristine, other than some curb rash. Interior is spotless, no cloudiness on the headlight lenses. No dents or scratches, etc, other than minimal on the front bumper. Some paint chips on the hood, doe. I guess I should expect around $8K :iono:
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