The only POWL that makes sense: How do you toast your bread?
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A few years back, we had a bit of rodent problem..... one day my wife popped some in the ole toaster oven... it was a few minutes until she heard the squeaky screams.......
In the aftermath, wifey was pretty traumatized......she made me throw out the toaster oven...... about 9 months later I brought a regular toaster back into the domicile......
holy mouse-o-caust batman
In the aftermath, wifey was pretty traumatized......she made me throw out the toaster oven...... about 9 months later I brought a regular toaster back into the domicile......
holy mouse-o-caust batman
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I think I'd have thrown out the crematorium as well.Irish wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:35 pm A few years back, we had a bit of rodent problem..... one day my wife popped some in the ole toaster oven... it was a few minutes until she heard the squeaky screams.......
In the aftermath, wifey was pretty traumatized......she made me throw out the toaster oven...... about 9 months later I brought a regular toaster back into the domicile......
holy mouse-o-caust batman
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Irish wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:35 pm A few years back, we had a bit of rodent problem..... one day my wife popped some in the ole toaster oven... it was a few minutes until she heard the squeaky screams.......
In the aftermath, wifey was pretty traumatized......she made me throw out the toaster oven...... about 9 months later I brought a regular toaster back into the domicile......
holy mouse-o-caust batman
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:36 pmI think I'd have thrown out the crematorium as well.Irish wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:35 pm A few years back, we had a bit of rodent problem..... one day my wife popped some in the ole toaster oven... it was a few minutes until she heard the squeaky screams.......
In the aftermath, wifey was pretty traumatized......she made me throw out the toaster oven...... about 9 months later I brought a regular toaster back into the domicile......
holy mouse-o-caust batman
It's the only move that would make sense.
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I don’t toast bread for breakfast, i eat oatmeal cereal every morning style, fuck carbs
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Holy shit. Mouse bread.Irish wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:35 pm A few years back, we had a bit of rodent problem..... one day my wife popped some in the ole toaster oven... it was a few minutes until she heard the squeaky screams.......
In the aftermath, wifey was pretty traumatized......she made me throw out the toaster oven...... about 9 months later I brought a regular toaster back into the domicile......
holy mouse-o-caust batman
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Yeah that was what mine was....before mouse-op-olypse 2016
What became of your mouse, Clarice? You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the mice. And you think if you just had cereal that morning, you could make them stop, don't you?
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Irish wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:34 pmYeah that was what mine was....before mouse-op-olypse 2016
What became of your lamb, Clarice? You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the mice. And you think if you just had cereal that morning, you could make them stop, don't you?
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I've been eating lo carb for about a year and a half now....with periodic breaks and cheat days......it's definately what's right for me...... however it doesn't transform me the way it did in my 30s.....Tarspin wrote:
I'm going very low and carb right now and it's amazing how quickly my body is transforming. I may never eat the same again.
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