Should Crang be Sent to Сибирь?

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Should he be sent to Сибирь for eternity?

Yes
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No, he will just leave and I like to watch his misery
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No, it's too mean to someone so pathetic
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No, I am voting for this because I'm :crang:
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Some fates are worse than death
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:11 am Some fates are worse than death
You mean like being fated to offer help and advice to a guy that needs it and he continuiously shits on it?

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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:31 am
KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:11 am Some fates are worse than death
Like being born as Crang
I'm hoping this is just the end of Act 2. Act 3 he redeems himself in some glorious way. Then the rights get sold to Michael Bay

Can't do that if he's banned.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:42 am
[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:31 am

Like being born as Crang
I'm hoping this is just the end of Act 2. Act 3 he redeems himself in some glorious way. Then the rights get sold to Michael Bay

Can't do that if he's banned.
There will be plenty of explosions and hopefully some good :tits: if that happens!
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Apex wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:44 am
KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:42 am

I'm hoping this is just the end of Act 2. Act 3 he redeems himself in some glorious way. Then the rights get sold to Michael Bay

Can't do that if he's banned.
There will be plenty of explosions and hopefully some good :tits: if that happens!
With nipple clamps and ball gags.
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KYGTIGuy wrote:
[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 10:31 am Like being born as Crang
I'm hoping this is just the end of Act 2. Act 3 he redeems himself in some glorious way. Then the rights get sold to Michael Bay

Can't do that if he's banned.
Well, if we’re going high concept here, end of act two is the identifiable lowest point for the protagonist/audience. This entire story has been a low point.


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Calvinball wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 11:11 am
KYGTIGuy wrote:
I'm hoping this is just the end of Act 2. Act 3 he redeems himself in some glorious way. Then the rights get sold to Michael Bay

Can't do that if he's banned.
Well, if we’re going high concept here, end of act two is the identifiable lowest point for the protagonist/audience. This entire story has been a low point.


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Calvinball wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 11:11 am
KYGTIGuy wrote:
I'm hoping this is just the end of Act 2. Act 3 he redeems himself in some glorious way. Then the rights get sold to Michael Bay

Can't do that if he's banned.
Well, if we’re going high concept here, end of act two is the identifiable lowest point for the protagonist/audience. This entire story has been a low point.


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Until now, he's been a lovable sad sack everyone gets to help. Now his true nature has been revealed. Maybe the story doesn't end in redemption but instead it ends when this car turns out to be a lemon and the villain gets his just desserts.
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dubshow wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 11:12 am
Calvinball wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 11:11 am

Well, if we’re going high concept here, end of act two is the identifiable lowest point for the protagonist/audience. This entire story has been a low point.


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IN A WORLD.......
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 11:16 amONE MAN..
Who can't remove his own ballgag...
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Act 3 will hopefully involve the idiotic idea of getting your gf's parents to buy you a car
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Mon May 28, 2018 8:17 pm
[user not found] wrote: Mon May 28, 2018 7:44 pm

Right click on :crang: and open in new tab and hit refresh to refresh the cached image.

Or clear your cache. :crang:
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Man. This dude.
I'd chance driving 60 miles away for a :dill:
Shit, I drove 16 hours in one day to talk to a dealership in Dallas (6 hours there), wasn't feeling it.... Looked at 3 other :dillerman: and none of those were happenin, then drove 4 hours south to Houston to talk to 2 more :dillerman:, and those were shady too.
Drove 4 hours home and started looking for a private sale and flew to Austin to pick it up.
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dtraill27 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 12:41 pm Act 3 will hopefully involve the idiotic idea of getting your gf's parents to buy you a car
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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 2:15 pm Dat deep DFD roast, doe.

We could package it and sell it at Whole Foods.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 2:15 pm Dat deep DFD roast, doe.

We could package it and sell it at Whole Foods.
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Calvinball wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 11:11 am
KYGTIGuy wrote:
I'm hoping this is just the end of Act 2. Act 3 he redeems himself in some glorious way. Then the rights get sold to Michael Bay

Can't do that if he's banned.
Well, if we’re going high concept here, end of act two is the identifiable lowest point for the protagonist/audience. This entire story has been a low point.


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4zilch wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:46 am I'm a fucking failure.
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fledonfoot wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 12:07 am I left my thoughts in the crangshaft thread.

Fuck him. Life lessons need to be learned. Maybe he realizes he burned a dozen bridges, maybe he doesn’t. Deserves all the shit he wanders in to and I’m not going to waste any more of my time trying to help him out.

I genuinely hope he sees this reaction from over a dozen friendly figures that legitimately tried to help the kid out, and realizes how his decision has destroyed any goodwill he’ll encounter around here again... and uses it as a learning experience.

Follow the advice of a few auto sales reps, dealership service writers and master techs, engineers, enthusiasts... or the guy that’s going to tech school and thinks dropping a wrench cracks a camshaft.

Kid needs to figure shit out.
Sums things up perfectly.
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D Griff wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 7:40 am
coogles wrote:We've all probably played one :dillerman: against another in order to get the best :dill:, I know I did when shopping for the Subie. But I had no personal connection with either dealership and gave my salesbro at the "losing" dealership the deets on the :dill: I was able to get at the other. Even gave them a survey response describing why Falcone's sales process was preferable to what I went through at Tom Wood.

Still, if you have a relationshit with a guy, all else being equal you give that dude your business, especially when he was the first to work up something acceptable. What :crang: did was pretty shitty.

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Anyone would shop smart, sure, but if a :dillerman: actually put in work and effort to make me a fair (in this case better than fair) offer and wasn't a dick bag, I'd give them my business. It's really not worth burning bridges/screwing someone who invested time and energy on me to save $100. I'm also more than happy to pay a little extra to work with someone who's personable, courteous, honest, and intelligent. Zack is all of these things.

Furthermore, he's done a ton of work to start and maintain this forum, which has offered :crang: a ridiculous amount of support, regardless of his choice to ignore it.

This move was not only inconsiderate, also shortsighted. He passed up the opportunity to work with someone with his interests in mind, despite the fact that he's hugely vulnerable to manipulation and price gouging. I'm betting he'll be the one that gets more fucked by not taking [user not found]'s deal. Good, he deserves it.
I agree with every word of this and just added the bolded to give Zil all his due props because an honest :dillerman: is a rare and valuable thing.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 2:15 pm Dat deep DFD roast, doe.

We could package it and sell it at Whole Foods.
Roast :crang: ?
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DFD Roast. MMMmm

Very meaty, just the right balance of bitter, sweet, and salty.
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Detroit wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 4:29 pm DFD Roast. MMMmm

Very meaty, just the right balance of bitter, sweet, and salty.
:notsure: There has been plenty of salt thrown around lately.
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Apex wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 4:32 pm
Detroit wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 4:29 pm DFD Roast. MMMmm

Very meaty, just the right balance of bitter, sweet, and salty.
:notsure: There has been plenty of salt thrown around lately.
I like the balance. Keeps things interesting :iono:
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Detroit wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 4:35 pm
Apex wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 4:32 pm

:notsure: There has been plenty of salt thrown around lately.
I like the balance. Keeps things interesting :iono:
It has been interesting lately, fo sho.
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