Crangshaft Aftermath: Deep Kosher Roast

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razr390 wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:37 pm
wap wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:34 pm :hai: :crang:

Zil will take care of you and not :pokebeads: you. You know this. We've been telling you this.

Hope you get things sorted out soon.
:wron-

Oh wait. :right:
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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razr390 wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:44 pm :crang: should buy this car:

https://www.hamiltonvw.net/used-Hamilto ... JXDW135318
Dem Romanian farts. :disgust:

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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:55 pm
[user not found] wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:53 pm

A base Jetta isn't a bad budget car, doe.

But yeah, I'd recommend a Japanese appliance.
Legit, Mazda seems like the right answer. He apparently likes things that are "fun" and Mazdas have that in spades combined with the reliability he needs. A 3 hatch or CX3 seems to be pretty ideal for :crang:
If only SOMEONE HAD suggested that the day his crangshaft went kablooy!
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Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 2:02 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 2:00 pm

Yeah I don't know why we are ruling out VW at this point the guy loved his car and the new warranty makes the LTR issue moot. Bi-Xenon4lyfe. If he's still scraping by in Hoboken in 6 years, that's on him.
Because he'll t00n it or something stupid and end up right back where he started. Also, the :dillerman: closest to him is pretty terrible from the sounds of things.
He could buy from [user not found] like :narc: did, :doe:
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 2:25 pm Hey Crang. Welcome back man. Go to Zil. He will get you in something reliable, inexpensive, and you know he's honest.
But who should he go to? I wish SOMEONE would tell him!
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Y’all better offer some advice or :ban:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 4:31 pm Y’all better offer some advice or :ban:
:dat:

We're all terribly unhelpful.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 4:46 pm I'm banning everyone in here for failing to provide adequate advice.
It's deserved.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 4:46 pm I'm banning everyone in here for failing to provide adequate advice.
I'll tell you where you can go kick some rocks.
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dubshow wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 4:50 pm

I'll tell you where you can go kick some rocks.
Tarspin's house?

I don't have any yet. :iswydt:
You are the rock bestown
into the depths of my oil pan,
the subtle unsettling
upon my subframe.
As you sink below my bumper,
don't fear that you may disappear
like all the pebbles before you--
from you the
stillness in my crangshaft
ripples out and echoes sweet
from the deepness
that lives inside the two point zero tee.


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No but seriously, these things are earned not bought.
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Tarspin wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 6:48 pm No but seriously, these things are rebuilt, not bought.
FTFY
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 2:57 pm It's been time to ditch the car for a while. Ultimately the RMS/PCV/ VC gasket did my car in too. Horrible design.

FWIW, they had to remove the PCV valve to do the camshaft work. And reinstall it. But you can't really inspect it, so if they didn't tell you to replace that, they're really just out to fuck you over because these things lead to massive repair bills when they fail.

Fuck that car.

If you want a VW, the new ones come with a long warranty.
If you can't afford a new VW, don't look at VWs.
I'd suggest a jap car of sorts.
Hyundai's long ass powertrain warranty isn't transferable as far as I know.

Let the search for HIDz commence.
so you're saying this probably caused that? leaks from multiple areas?
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It definitely is possible. I'd put my money on them doing sub-par work to keep you coming back. They were all too happy to provide a quote.

Bail on the car man, now's the time.
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Melon wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 8:54 pm It definitely is possible. I'd put my money on them doing sub-par work to keep you coming back. They were all too happy to provide a quote.

Bail on the car man, now's the time.
Now that he knows it was a possibility that he was treated like a talking wallet, he should sue.
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nuggstein wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 8:40 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 2:57 pm It's been time to ditch the car for a while. Ultimately the RMS/PCV/ VC gasket did my car in too. Horrible design.

FWIW, they had to remove the PCV valve to do the camshaft work. And reinstall it. But you can't really inspect it, so if they didn't tell you to replace that, they're really just out to fuck you over because these things lead to massive repair bills when they fail.

Fuck that car.

If you want a VW, the new ones come with a long warranty.
If you can't afford a new VW, don't look at VWs.
I'd suggest a jap car of sorts.
Hyundai's long ass powertrain warranty isn't transferable as far as I know.

Let the search for HIDz commence.
so you're saying this probably caused that? leaks from multiple areas?
Holy shit balls
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 2:57 pm It's been time to ditch the car for a while. Ultimately the RMS/PCV/ VC gasket did my car in too. Horrible design.

FWIW, they had to remove the PCV valve to do the camshaft work. And reinstall it. But you can't really inspect it, so if they didn't tell you to replace that, they're really just out to fuck you over because these things lead to massive repair bills when they fail.

Fuck that car.

If you want a VW, the new ones come with a long warranty.
If you can't afford a new VW, don't look at VWs.
I'd suggest a jap car of sorts.
Hyundai's long ass powertrain warranty isn't transferable as far as I know.

Let the search for HIDz commence.
so you're saying this probably caused that? leaks from multiple areas?
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That's a bummer.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:40 pm
Barnes93cb wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:34 pm

It is. And a pretty low mile car too. But Id just get on a forum and buy one used for a few grand less. Might have more miles though.
:rolleyes:

If anyone wants it, just message me. I have the ability to dill, just don't be a :dong:
True. At the advertised price it’s high. But with some work on your end I’m sure it could be a better deal.

The kind of person going to look for one at a dealership is also going to pay differently than men.
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nuggstein wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 8:40 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 2:57 pm It's been time to ditch the car for a while. Ultimately the RMS/PCV/ VC gasket did my car in too. Horrible design.

FWIW, they had to remove the PCV valve to do the camshaft work. And reinstall it. But you can't really inspect it, so if they didn't tell you to replace that, they're really just out to fuck you over because these things lead to massive repair bills when they fail.

Fuck that car.

If you want a VW, the new ones come with a long warranty.
If you can't afford a new VW, don't look at VWs.
I'd suggest a jap car of sorts.
Hyundai's long ass powertrain warranty isn't transferable as far as I know.

Let the search for HIDz commence.
so you're saying this probably caused that? leaks from multiple areas?
It gives no warnings and there is no way to check it. But shitty of them to not suggest a new one with so much work being done. They don’t care about you at all.
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dubshow wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 9:30 pm
nuggstein wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 8:40 pm
so you're saying this probably caused that? leaks from multiple areas?
Holy shit balls
Negligence! :triggered:
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razr390 wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 9:01 pm
Melon wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 8:54 pm It definitely is possible. I'd put my money on them doing sub-par work to keep you coming back. They were all too happy to provide a quote.

Bail on the car man, now's the time.
Now that he knows it was a possibility that he was treated like a talking wallet, he should sue.
Leave the Supreme Court of this. I mean we all told him he was getting fucked. And he goes and takes the car BACK to get more work done.
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Johnny_P wrote: Sat May 26, 2018 12:06 am
razr390 wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 9:01 pm

Now that he knows it was a possibility that he was treated like a talking wallet, he should sue.
Leave the Supreme Court of this. I mean we all told him he was getting fucked. And he goes and takes the car BACK to get more work done.
An effort to save some money he keeps giving business to a terrible shop.
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