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Dang, let the council convene for Crang's new car purchase.

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Melon wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:21 pm Dang, let the council convene for Crang's new car pruchase.

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[user not found] wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:27 pm
nuggstein wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 12:57 pm Also, at some point I test drove the Sonata. Sketchy dealership, but got $40 Amazon gift card, lol. Anyways, they originally offered me $8500 for the car, then offered me 10 if I took the deal right then and there. We'll see.
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Seriously doe, I've got cars.

http://www.hamiltonmazda.net/search/used/tp/
http://www.hamiltonmazda.net/auto/used- ... /27133033/

Is dat the turbro model?
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[user not found] wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:27 pm
nuggstein wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 12:57 pm Also, at some point I test drove the Sonata. Sketchy dealership, but got $40 Amazon gift card, lol. Anyways, they originally offered me $8500 for the car, then offered me 10 if I took the deal right then and there. We'll see.
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Seriously doe, I've got cars.

http://www.hamiltonmazda.net/search/used/tp/
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[user not found] wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:31 pm
Apex wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:30 pm

http://www.hamiltonmazda.net/auto/used- ... /27133033/

Is dat the turbro model?
Yarp. It's in great shape, too - interior looks brand new.
:notbad: I like the seats.
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Apex wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:30 pm
[user not found] wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:27 pm

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Seriously doe, I've got cars.

http://www.hamiltonmazda.net/search/used/tp/
http://www.hamiltonmazda.net/auto/used- ... /27133033/

Is dat the turbro model?
It is. And a pretty low mile car too. But Id just get on a forum and buy one used for a few grand less. Might have more miles though.
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:hai: :crang:

Zil will take care of you and not :pokebeads: you. You know this. We've been telling you this.

Hope you get things sorted out soon.
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wap wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:34 pm :hai: :crang:

Zil will take care of you and not :pokebeads: you. You know this. We've been telling you this.

Hope you get things sorted out soon.
This is the best advice given, so it will be ignored.
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Apex wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:35 pm
wap wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:34 pm :hai: :crang:

Zil will take care of you and not :pokebeads: you. You know this. We've been telling you this.

Hope you get things sorted out soon.
This is the best advice given, so it will be ignored.
True.
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Buy a car through [user not found]. He will help you out.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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wap wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:34 pm :hai: :crang:

Zil will take care of you and not :pokebeads: you. You know this. We've been telling you this.

Hope you get things sorted out soon.
:wron-

Oh wait. :right:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:37 pm Buy a car through [user not found]. He will help you out.
But who should he talk to?
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:40 pm
Barnes93cb wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:34 pm

It is. And a pretty low mile car too. But Id just get on a forum and buy one used for a few grand less. Might have more miles though.
:rolleyes:

If anyone wants it, just message me. I have the ability to dill, just don't be a :dong:
$3,000 below invoice :bobble:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:44 pm :crang: should buy this car:

https://www.hamiltonvw.net/used-Hamilto ... JXDW135318
Uh, no. His VW days are done.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:53 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:47 pm
Uh, no. His VW days are done.
A base Jetta isn't a bad budget car, doe.

But yeah, I'd recommend a Japanese appliance.
Legit, Mazda seems like the right answer. He apparently likes things that are "fun" and Mazdas have that in spades combined with the reliability he needs. A 3 hatch or CX3 seems to be pretty ideal for :crang:
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If he goes new the 2018 VW’s have :crang: -proof warranty.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Barnes93cb wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:34 pm

It is. And a pretty low mile car too. But Id just get on a forum and buy one used for a few grand less. Might have more miles though.
:rolleyes:

If anyone wants it, just message me. I have the ability to dill, just don't be a :dong:
It's a cool car for sure.
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max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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razr390 wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:57 pm If he goes new the 2018 VW’s have :crang: -proof warranty.
Yeah I don't know why we are ruling out VW at this point the guy loved his car and the new warranty makes the LTR issue moot. Bi-Xenon4lyfe. If he's still scraping by in Hoboken in 6 years, that's on him.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 2:00 pm
razr390 wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:57 pm If he goes new the 2018 VW’s have :crang: -proof warranty.
Yeah I don't know why we are ruling out VW at this point the guy loved his car and the new warranty makes the LTR issue moot. Bi-Xenon4lyfe. If he's still scraping by in Hoboken in 6 years, that's on him.
Because he'll t00n it or something stupid and end up right back where he started. Also, the :dillerman: closest to him is pretty terrible from the sounds of things.
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Yeah I don't know why we are ruling out VW at this point the guy loved his car and the new warranty makes the LTR issue moot. Bi-Xenon4lyfe. If he's still scraping by in Hoboken in 6 years, that's on him.
Because he'll t00n it or something stupid and end up right back where he started. Also, the :dillerman: closest to him is pretty terrible from the sounds of things.
5/7% statistically speaking he will most likely justify a t00n on a used car that’s out of warranty rather than a new car with y00g warranty.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 2:25 pm Hey Crang. Welcome back man. Go to Zil. He will get you in something reliable, inexpensive, and you know he's honest.
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After I bought car from [user not found]’s :dillerman: my :knot: was only sore for 3 days compared to the industry average 7-10
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It's been time to ditch the car for a while. Ultimately the RMS/PCV/ VC gasket did my car in too. Horrible design.

FWIW, they had to remove the PCV valve to do the camshaft work. And reinstall it. But you can't really inspect it, so if they didn't tell you to replace that, they're really just out to fuck you over because these things lead to massive repair bills when they fail.

Fuck that car.

If you want a VW, the new ones come with a long warranty.
If you can't afford a new VW, don't look at VWs.
I'd suggest a jap car of sorts.
Hyundai's long ass powertrain warranty isn't transferable as far as I know.

Let the search for HIDz commence.
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razr390 wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:37 pm Buy a car through [user not found]. He will help you out.
If only SOMEONE would suggest that to him.
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