Crangshaft Aftermath: Deep Kosher Roast

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razr390 wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:07 pm
I watched this 3 times.
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:13 pm
4zilch wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:11 pm

That's pretty impressive. Have witnessed diesels drive into the shop with a broken crankshaft :doe: .

I'm not familiar enough with the VW engine - they have had the valve cover off for any reason during the repair?
No, the top end stays together. They would have removed the intake manifold for crabon cleaning.
Bet you they fucked his car during the carbon cleaning.
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4zilch wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:15 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:05 pm

easy ish to fix, might be fuel pressure related, might be due to physical interference IN the engine.

Ask them if they scoped all cylinders. if not, demand it. If blast media from your carbon cleaning got in there it could cause this along with other damage.
Not a bad idea, but wouldn't expect a cam to break due piston/valve contact. But if there is piston to valve contact I suppose it's possible.
agree, but its free to ask and better than paying thousands to fix this crap just to find bent valves later.
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:13 pm
4zilch wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:11 pm

That's pretty impressive. Have witnessed diesels drive into the shop with a broken crankshaft :doe: .

I'm not familiar enough with the VW engine - they have had the valve cover off for any reason during the repair?
No, the top end stays together. They would have removed the intake manifold for crabon cleaning.
hmm.. interesting failure is interesting. Would love to look at it in person.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:17 pm
4zilch wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:15 pm

Not a bad idea, but wouldn't expect a cam to break due piston/valve contact. But if there is piston to valve contact I suppose it's possible.
agree, but its free to ask and better than paying thousands to fix this crap just to find bent valves later.
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razr390 wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:07 pm
I watched this 3 times.
A couple scrawny white kids slapping each other like womenfolk does not warrant trés views, methinks.


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What color Jetta are you getting?
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C00bs wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:38 am Man, now I want updates on the car shitstorm. CRANG WUT HAPPENED?????
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:59 pm
nuggstein wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:54 pm
holy shit.

I maintain it would prob not run AT ALL like that :doe:

interesting. Correlation is not causation, however this happened right after they did some pretty invasive work so......
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Calvinball wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:28 pm
C00bs wrote:
I watched this 3 times.
A couple scrawny white kids slapping each other like womenfolk does not warrant trés views, methinks.


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KYGTIGuy wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:32 pm What color Jetta are you getting?
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:32 pm What color Jetta are you getting?
Jokes jokes jokes. No seriously I'd dump the car. Get a civic hatch.
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 2:04 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:32 pm What color Jetta are you getting?
Jokes jokes jokes. No seriously I'd dump the car. Get a civic hatch.
That would be my advice. Fix if you can and drive straight to CarMax and sell.

If only Mazada had the turbos here is tell him to go there. So underpowered right meow
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Tarspin wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:36 pm
nuggstein wrote:Hello everyone. Sorry, I've been working from home and was on a call all morning with a customer.

I spoke to the manager yesterday afternoon and told him I was not paying anything, and that my car left with a check engine light. I guess they opened the car up, they just sent me a video of it. Apparently, my exhaust camshaft broke off. That is the issue. Not the engine! I don't know much this will cost. Before I call them back, is it possible that the fuel pressure issues caused this?
Camshaft is typically in the engine. Right where those valves are situated. Did a chunk of something fall into a bearing during the cleaning? :popcorn:
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 2:07 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 2:04 pm

Jokes jokes jokes. No seriously I'd dump the car. Get a civic hatch.
That would be my advice. Fix if you can and drive straight to CarMax and sell.

If only Mazada had the turbos here is tell him to go there. So underpowered right meow
Yeah. If there were a current MS3 I'd have just bought that instead of my rally sedan. The regular 3S is just.... IDK it's not slow but just not a very exciting engine or acceleration. It's fine.

But seriously this car seems like it's a complete pile like mine was. Getting rid of that piece of shit was liberating.
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:47 pm
nuggstein wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:34 pm Hello everyone. Sorry, I've been working from home and was on a call all morning with a customer.

I spoke to the manager yesterday afternoon and told him I was not paying anything, and that my car left with a check engine light. I guess they opened the car up, they just sent me a video of it. Apparently, my exhaust camshaft broke off. That is the issue. Not the engine! I don't know much this will cost. Before I call them back, is it possible that the fuel pressure issues caused this?
Holy fucking :popcorn:

Exhaust camshaft drives the fuel pump in the TSI engine.

Pepper your angus, dude.
Engine wouldn't run at all with a broken cam shaft :doe:
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wap wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 2:30 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:47 pm

Holy fucking :popcorn:

Exhaust camshaft drives the fuel pump in the TSI engine.

Pepper your angus, dude.
Engine wouldn't run at all with a broken cam shaft :doe:
If you look at the way it borked, it seems to still be in place. I wonder why other lights weren't triggered except for an occasional flash of the CEL.
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Tarspin wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:35 pm Crang pull a "deer in the headlights" with the car issue? Coobs, any updates?
Well, I took a poop and put a Trader Joe's pizza in the over. :)
Delicous.
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Tarspin wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 3:16 pm
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Well, I took a poop and put a Trader Joe's pizza in the over. :)
Delicous.
It was actually decent. Made one of those cauliflouer crust pizzas.
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Holy hell...how does a camshaft break? Further, how does the engine run with it somehow broken.

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Tarspin wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:36 pm Camshaft is typically in the engine. Right where those valves are situated. Did a chunk of something fall into a bearing during the cleaning? :popcorn:
Imagegasm: I was resisting.
Knee jerk reaction.
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Tarspin wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 3:16 pm Delicous.
It was actually decent. Made one of those cauliflouer crust pizzas.
Thanks, good update is good.
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Tarspin wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 3:23 pm
Desertbreh wrote:
Imagegasm: I was resisting.
Knee jerk reaction.
Broken Camshaft. Whew, NOT an engine problem.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
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Seriously though, what can I be expecting?
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