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To be honest, I drove a 1986 Nissan Maxima for many miles when it made a sound like that that increased in frequency with revz.

Donated that car to Saint Vincent DePaul
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dubshow wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:31 am
Melon wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:30 am Crang is awfully silent. I wonder if he drove his car to work today.
Had to top up the salad dressing. I hear Italian runs better on cooler mornings than blue cheese.
Diller: " no, you added 'BLEU' cheese, you need to add 'blue' cheese. Blue means cold.

Crang: makes sense. thanks for the sweet loaner!
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:58 am
Melon wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:30 am Crang is awfully silent. I wonder if he drove his car to work today.
"Customer reports odd sound, vehicle would not start. Could not replicate. Waiting on 5k check from customer to clear."
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Hey everyone! Long time no see. I actually live not too far away from Crang. He helped me move.

Snow day today and working from home today. I was talking to Crang the other day about his car and out right asked him if he was going to post here about it. I guess so hah.

Looks like everyone here mentioned everything I already did to him. I added a tidbit that if a manager doesn't work with him he should mention that he will call the Attorney General's Consumer Protection Division.
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I had a dealership rip me off last fall, so I posted on every website (Facebook, Google, Yelp, etc.) that I could find my experience and said I would be filing complaints with various outlets.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:12 am
[user not found] wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:58 am

"Customer reports odd sound, vehicle would not start. Could not replicate. Waiting on 5k check from customer to clear."
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:58 am
Melon wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:30 am Crang is awfully silent. I wonder if he drove his car to work today.
"Customer reports odd sound. Could not replicate."
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Melon wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:30 am Crang is awfully silent. I wonder if he drove his car to work today.
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C00bs wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:18 am Hey everyone! Long time no see. I actually live not too far away from Crang. He helped me move.

Snow day today and working from home today. I was talking to Crang the other day about his car and out right asked him if he was going to post here about it. I guess so hah.

Looks like everyone here mentioned everything I already did to him. I added a tidbit that if a manager doesn't work with him he should mention that he will call the Attorney General's Consumer Protection Division.
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Apex wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 8:56 am
Detroit wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 8:56 am Agreed. But we're just internet broz throwing out theories. I'd be curious what the :dillerman: actually diagnosed.
CRAIDs.
Most likely.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:01 am
Detroit wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 8:56 am Agreed. But we're just internet broz throwing out theories. I'd be curious what the :dillerman: actually diagnosed.
Stuck lifter, noise is normal and will likely go away.
"They all do that".
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:32 am
C00bs wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:18 am Hey everyone! Long time no see. I actually live not too far away from Crang. He helped me move.

Snow day today and working from home today. I was talking to Crang the other day about his car and out right asked him if he was going to post here about it. I guess so hah.

Looks like everyone here mentioned everything I already did to him. I added a tidbit that if a manager doesn't work with him he should mention that he will call the Attorney General's Consumer Protection Division.
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Updates on Crang or my weird life? I think you guys have more details than me about Crang. I don't know shit about cars other than don't mod your car and stick to a basic car.
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Melon wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:30 am Crang is awfully silent. I wonder if he drove his car to work today.
:lolol: :disgust:
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C00bs wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:45 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:32 am

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Updates on Crang or my weird life? I think you guys have more details than me about Crang. I don't know shit about cars other than don't mod your car and stick to a basic car.
:crang: We want the crang-dates
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:52 am
C00bs wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:45 am

Updates on Crang or my weird life? I think you guys have more details than me about Crang. I don't know shit about cars other than don't mod your car and stick to a basic car.
:crang: We want the crang-dates
Am I not worthy of providing updates about me? :D

I don't know if it was mentioned here, but I think this is the same dealership he has gone before. If they were shitty this whole time why go back no matter how good of a deal they are offering????
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C00bs wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:54 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:52 am

:crang: We want the crang-dates
Am I not worthy of providing updates about me? :D

I don't know if it was mentioned here, but I think this is the same dealership he has gone before. If they were shitty this whole time why go back no matter how good of a deal they are offering????
same reason he has the ball gag man....
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dubshow wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:01 am
C00bs wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:54 am

Am I not worthy of providing updates about me? :D

I don't know if it was mentioned here, but I think this is the same dealership he has gone before. If they were shitty this whole time why go back no matter how good of a deal they are offering????
same reason he has the ball gag man....
One thing I learned is that I am never buying a VW after seeing his blow up. If I ever get out of the city and need a car, I'll get a Honda.
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C00bs wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:54 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:52 am

:crang: We want the crang-dates
Am I not worthy of providing updates about me? :D

I don't know if it was mentioned here, but I think this is the same dealership he has gone before. If they were shitty this whole time why go back no matter how good of a deal they are offering????
post away but you are our inside man on :crang: alang
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:03 am
C00bs wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:54 am

Am I not worthy of providing updates about me? :D

I don't know if it was mentioned here, but I think this is the same dealership he has gone before. If they were shitty this whole time why go back no matter how good of a deal they are offering????
post away but you are our inside man on :crang: alang
Haha. I hope it works out for him with this car. I would start looking to trade in because it sounds like some fuckin lemon.
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C00bs wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:03 am
dubshow wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:01 am

same reason he has the ball gag man....
One thing I learned is that I am never buying a VW after seeing his blow up. If I ever get out of the city and need a car, I'll get a Honda.
Nah. Don't mod it and a VW will in most cases treat you fine for many years.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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C00bs wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:03 am
dubshow wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:01 am

same reason he has the ball gag man....
One thing I learned is that I am never buying a VW after seeing his blow up. If I ever get out of the city and need a car, I'll get a Honda.
Nah. Don't mod it and a VW will in most cases treat you fine for many years.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:03 am

post away but you are our inside man on :crang: alang
Haha. I hope it works out for him with this car. I would start looking to trade in because it sounds like some fuckin lemon.
no, the :dillerman: did the work wrong and as a result he melted a piston, going to try and :dill: :crang:
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:03 am
C00bs wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:54 am

Am I not worthy of providing updates about me? :D

I don't know if it was mentioned here, but I think this is the same dealership he has gone before. If they were shitty this whole time why go back no matter how good of a deal they are offering????
post away but you are our inside man on :crang: alang
How is he an inside man? :idbu:
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dubshow wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:30 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:03 am

post away but you are our inside man on :crang: alang
How is he an inside man? :idbu:
He's a personal friend of :crang:
May also work together but I'm :notsure: about that.
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