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Detroit wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:24 pm Have you heard about our lord and savior Ellis Juan?
I have not, please show me the light.
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Detroit wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:24 pm Have you heard about our lord and savior Ellis Juan?
I have not. Please show me the light.
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:37 pm Poverty cars, and rowing gears. Sounds like a good Dfd material to me

Whalecum!!
I don't actually really like the term "rowing gears" I don't know why I phrased it that way. I prefer working the floppy dildo in the center console...
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Maxxx wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:54 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:37 pm Poverty cars, and rowing gears. Sounds like a good Dfd material to me

Whalecum!!
I don't actually really like the term "rowing gears" I don't know why I phrased it that way. I prefer working the floppy dildo in the center console...
sounds fair enough, that's really how I fell when I drove some various manual cars, cause the knob pretty much feels like a dildo :lol:
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Maxxx wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:47 pm
Detroit wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:23 pm
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

:triggered:





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Like the highlander? fight to the death?
Take out the floppy sword and meat me outside. :sissyfight:
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Maxxx wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:47 pm
Detroit wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:23 pm
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

:triggered:


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Like the highlander? fight to the death?
actually, you just argue until one of you rage quits.
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Maxxx wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:48 pm
Detroit wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:24 pm Have you heard about our lord and savior Ellis Juan?
I have not, please show me the light.
for your first double post,

I'll grant you this.

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dubshow wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:55 am
Maxxx wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:47 pm

Like the highlander? fight to the death?
actually, you just argue until one of you rage quits.
The DFD way. New Maxx has a tough adversary in the old.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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dubshow wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:58 am
Maxxx wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:48 pm

I have not, please show me the light.
for your first double post,

I'll grant you this.

Lord and savior. Church of the piston, the rod, and the holy combustion.

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Nice work.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:24 pm Have you heard about our lord and savior Ellis Juan?
Or the Magical Camdalf?
I've seen someones avatar of Gandalf holing a camshaft, so?
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Apex wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:29 pm
Detroit wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:24 pm Have you heard about our lord and savior Ellis Juan?
Or the Magical Camdalf?
I've seen someones avatar of Gandalf holing a camshaft, so?
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dubshow wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:58 am
Maxxx wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:48 pm

I have not, please show me the light.
for your first double post,

I'll grant you this.

Lord and savior. Church of the piston, the rod, and the holy combustion.

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Detroit wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:24 pm Have you heard about our lord and savior Ellis Juan?
Actually I get it now. Ellis Juan sounds like LS1 lol. I'm slow, unlike an LS1 powered RX-7
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Maxxx wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:35 am
Apex wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:29 pm

Or the Magical Camdalf?
I've seen someones avatar of Gandalf holing a camshaft, so?
Double posting to boost post count. You'll get along well here.

I've got a Gray 2003 Corvette with cam, heads, gears, and 443 soul crushing, tire shredding, WHP.

Camdalf the Gray.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Maxxx wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:46 am
Detroit wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:24 pm Have you heard about our lord and savior Ellis Juan?
Actually I get it now. Ellis Juan sounds like LS1 lol. I'm slow, unlike an LS1 powered RX-7
Very good.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:51 am
Maxxx wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:35 am

I've seen someones avatar of Gandalf holing a camshaft, so?
Double posting to boost post count. You'll get along well here.

I've got a Gray 2003 Corvette with cam, heads, gears, and 443 desert crushing, breh shredding, WHP.

Camdalf the Gray.
FTFY
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SAWCE wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:53 am
Detroit wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:51 am
Double posting to boost post count. You'll get along well here.

I've got a Gray 2003 Corvette with cam, heads, gears, and 443 desert crushing, breh shredding, WHP.

Camdalf the Gray.
FTFY
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SAWCE wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:53 am
Detroit wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:51 am
Double posting to boost post count. You'll get along well here.

I've got a Gray 2003 Corvette with cam, heads, gears, and 443 desert crushing, breh shredding, WHP.

Camdalf the Gray.
FTFY
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Maxxx...

Member Desertbreh bet that he'd supercharge his C6 Grand Sport if my build resulted in over 400 WHP. He would "rule on me forever like Desert Sauron".

I blew 400whp away, Desertbreh reneged on his bet and succumbed to forever being my bitch.

We are nerdz. It's bad.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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SAWCE wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:53 am
Detroit wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:51 am
Double posting to boost post count. You'll get along well here.

I've got a Gray 2003 Corvette with cam, heads, gears, and 443 desert crushing, breh shredding, WHP.

Camdalf the Gray.
FTFY
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dubshow wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:55 am actually, you just argue until one of you rage quits.
Or we just send someone to Сибирь. :iono:
Max#1has relatives there... just saying.
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Detroit wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:23 pm
max225 wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:42 pm

:triggered: another Max on the forum? :butwhy:












































Hi
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

:triggered:





:popcorn:
This guy is MaXXX doe. Simi Valley skin flick producer Maxxx. Not AZN poonslayer, lease buyout Max.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:30 pm

This guy is MaXXX doe. Simi Valley skin flick producer Maxxx. Not AZN poonslayer, lease buyout Max.
Maxxximal insertion.
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Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Detroit wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:23 pm THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

:triggered:





:popcorn:
This guy is MaXXX doe. Simi Valley skin flick producer Maxxx. Not AZN poonslayer, lease buyout Max.
Oh there he is, any sales on superchargers lately?
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