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datgrundle wrote:At the urgent care with my wife. She woke up with severe pain in her low abdomen. She just started birth control again in prep for a surgery to remove a cyst in her uterus. 2nd morning in pain enough for her to go to the ER.. she HATES going so I know she isn't fucking around..


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Sorry man, hope things work in her favor today
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thats a good rule. BUT ARE YOU LOOKIN
Jesus dude, lay off, let the man live his life.
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Calvinball wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:51 am
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Our son wouldn't sleep when we first brought him home. We tried almost everything. We ended up turning up the heat in his room and he was good outside of waking up for food.

Hopefully it's something like that. We were at the end of our rope.
The little guy sleeps pretty well, just happened to do some cluster feeding last night coinciding with some toddler nightmares.


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Ah well. Normal shit.

Me 3 year old son slept with us in a hotel a few weeks ago. He was having a very vivid dream. He was flopping around screaming "OLAF! OLAF!"... He loves Frozen. Hilarious for me, terrifying for him.
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Calvinball wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:51 am The little guy sleeps pretty well, just happened to do some cluster feeding last night coinciding with some toddler nightmares.


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Ah well. Normal shit.

Me 3 year old son slept with us in a hotel a few weeks ago. He was having a very vivid dream. He was flopping around screaming "OLAF! OLAF!"... He loves Frozen. Hilarious for me, terrifying for him.
This morning she told me that her dream was about a scary dog in her room that was chocolate like Reesie but it was scary, Reesie isn’t scary because she’s the best dog in the world but there was a scary dog.


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we had a major issue with a customer (not related to me). higherups got yelled at by customer. email was sent yesterday by our director to most of our team about it and saying this can't happen, blah blah blah. (honestly it involved work that wasn't related to like 90% of the people on the chain)

some crazy shit is going down in the office right now. i was in the past two days, but no one from support was, so i voluntarily stayed late to cover. i asked my boss yesterday if i could work from home today and she was fine with it, and was appreciative i was there since no one else was. apparently director is fuming that no one is in the office right now.

i think i'm okay, i mean they know i am always there. project manager knows. boss knows. my other boss knows. prob the director even knows.

i am a little nervous.
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Calvinball wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:01 am
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Ah well. Normal shit.

Me 3 year old son slept with us in a hotel a few weeks ago. He was having a very vivid dream. He was flopping around screaming "OLAF! OLAF!"... He loves Frozen. Hilarious for me, terrifying for him.
This morning she told me that her dream was about a scary dog in her room that was chocolate like Reesie but it was scary, Reesie isn’t scary because she’s the best dog in the world but there was a scary dog.


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I am super insecure about my job right this second. prob unfounded self hating BS, but facts are

1. hired new guy that used to work here out the blue at a drop of hat
2. I'm not even 100% billable.....

hope there is more work coming up.... :yikes:
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okay, my project manger told director that I asked my boss and him yesterday for permission to work from home, and he was cool with it.

I really hope I don't get looped into this whole "not being here" thing when I am always early, cover for people, stay late, never complain (except to you guys).
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actually my project manager just told me that my name was dropped in a meeting with the CTO that I am always there early. :)
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:22 am I am super insecure about my job right this second. prob unfounded self hating BS, but facts are

1. hired new guy that used to work here out the blue at a drop of hat
2. I'm not even 100% billable.....

hope there is more work coming up.... :yikes:
How does billable time work for you? Do you go out and find work to do? I've seen people who worked at my company come back out of the blue before, too. Is it for the same type of position that you do?
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I think the most bizarre thing ever...when I first got hired by my company, there was another Craig who worked there, with the same exact birthday, 20 years older than me. dafuq.
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Urgent care sent us to the emergency room where we are waiting on a cat scan prep. She has to drink a contrast and it'll be a couple of hours before that happens. The urgent care doctor said he thinks it's her pancreas. We'll see.


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datgrundle wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:41 am Urgent care sent us to the emergency room where we are waiting on a cat scan prep. She has to drink a contrast and it'll be a couple of hours before that happens. The urgent care doctor said he thinks it's her pancreas. We'll see.


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Hopefully not. Could be appendicitis with that amount of severe pain. Good luck!
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:22 am I am super insecure about my job right this second. prob unfounded self hating BS, but facts are

1. hired new guy that used to work here out the blue at a drop of hat
2. I'm not even 100% billable.....

hope there is more work coming up.... :yikes:
Oh dang... I'm sure more work will be coming in soon.
FWIW, It took Steve massively fucking up to get "laid off", and they gave him many a talking to before that.

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KYGTIGuy wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2018 5:02 am
Dbest wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 11:23 pm So there’s a local place that does torque wrench calibrations in house. Today I drove over and dropped off my 1/2” drive torque wrench. They said it’ll be ready later today maybe tomorrow. They called me at 2:40 this afternoon saying it’s ready to be picked up and they are open 8-5 Monday-Friday. So I go to pick it up, I pull into the lot at 4:00 on the dot and the fuckers had already locked up, turned off the lights, and went home for the day. Wtf!
Maybe their watches need..............calibrating....


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Calvinball wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2018 7:55 am
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Hey double-daddy!
This house was busy overnight.
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Wait

Did I read 5/7 and prius in the same sentence :disgust:


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dat NFG driving :doe:
explains why they drive 50 on the left lane of 495 :angry:
I'd rather take the new camry hybrid doe, atleast it's quicker and dat torque.
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:01 am I don't want your life
Aren't you trying for a second :baby: :doe: ?
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datgrundle wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:27 am At the urgent care with my wife. She woke up with severe pain in her low abdomen. She just started birth control again in prep for a surgery to remove a cyst in her uterus. 2nd morning in pain enough for her to go to the ER.. she HATES going so I know she isn't fucking around..


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Damn. Good luck to her, dude.
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datgrundle wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:41 am Urgent care sent us to the emergency room where we are waiting on a cat scan prep. She has to drink a contrast and it'll be a couple of hours before that happens. The urgent care doctor said he thinks it's her pancreas. We'll see.


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that's not good, hope it's not the case.
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nuggstein wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:35 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:22 am I am super insecure about my job right this second. prob unfounded self hating BS, but facts are

1. hired new guy that used to work here out the blue at a drop of hat
2. I'm not even 100% billable.....

hope there is more work coming up.... :yikes:
How does billable time work for you? Do you go out and find work to do? I've seen people who worked at my company come back out of the blue before, too. Is it for the same type of position that you do?
we mostly get assigned work but are expected to pursue presented opportunities. reasonalbe things
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:22 am I am super insecure about my job right this second. prob unfounded self hating BS, but facts are

1. hired new guy that used to work here out the blue at a drop of hat
2. I'm not even 100% billable.....

hope there is more work coming up.... :yikes:
Oh dang... I'm sure more work will be coming in soon.
FWIW, It took Steve massively fucking up to get "laid off", and they gave him many a talking to before that.

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yea, I've got nothing but acceptable and good feedback on my reviews so if i get cut its partly due to not getting adequate feedback to identify improvement areas...
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nuggstein wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:12 am we had a major issue with a customer (not related to me). higherups got yelled at by customer. email was sent yesterday by our director to most of our team about it and saying this can't happen, blah blah blah. (honestly it involved work that wasn't related to like 90% of the people on the chain)

some crazy shit is going down in the office right now. i was in the past two days, but no one from support was, so i voluntarily stayed late to cover. i asked my boss yesterday if i could work from home today and she was fine with it, and was appreciative i was there since no one else was. apparently director is fuming that no one is in the office right now.

i think i'm okay, i mean they know i am always there. project manager knows. boss knows. my other boss knows. prob the director even knows.

i am a little :crang:
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