OT 12: Pew Pew Pew

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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 1:59 pm
troyguitar wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 1:57 pm I had no idea that's what it meant. :wap:
I can't recall the last time I said it.
Had to have been my freshman or sophomore year in HS.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 1:09 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:47 pm

I don't get it. Can't you just say, "hey, when you fall asleep on the couch, what would you like me to do about it?

a. Wake you up
b. Don't wake you up

There are no other options.
Woman logic doe. Both of these potential answers are, in fact, wrong.
At some point you have to grow up doe. Being a woman doesn't allow you to make every single possible option for your partner the wrong choice.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
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Desertbreh wrote:
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 1:09 pm Woman logic doe. Both of these potential answers are, in fact, wrong.
At some point you have to grow up doe. Being a woman doesn't allow you to make every single possible option for your partner the wrong choice.
That's only true if your partner is also a woman.

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OR she could just go to bed when she's feeling sleepy and can't keep her eyes open anymore
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haleyann wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:11 pm OR she could just go to bed when she's feeling sleepy and can't keep her eyes open anymore
:amazing:
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:08 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 1:09 pm

Woman logic doe. Both of these potential answers are, in fact, wrong.
At some point you have to grow up doe. Being a woman doesn't allow you to make every single possible option for your partner the wrong choice.
:dat: :dat: :dat: :dat: :dat:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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haleyann wrote:OR she could just go to bed when she's feeling sleepy and can't keep her eyes open anymore
What is she, a wizard?
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troyguitar wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:19 pm
haleyann wrote:OR she could just go to bed when she's feeling sleepy and can't keep her eyes open anymore
What is she, a wizard?
I mean... that's what I do, because I'm a single, independent woman who don't need no man to take me to bed. Does that make me a wizard?
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haleyann wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:11 pm OR she could just go to bed when she's feeling sleepy and can't keep her eyes open anymore
But she wants to spend time with me
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:21 pm
haleyann wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:11 pm OR she could just go to bed when she's feeling sleepy and can't keep her eyes open anymore
But then she wouldn't get to spend time with me :sad:
Spending time sleeping? :wat:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:21 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:21 pm

But then she wouldn't get to spend time with me :sad:
Spending time sleeping? :wat:
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:21 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:21 pm

But then she wouldn't get to spend time with me :sad:
Spending time sleeping? :wat:
:dat:

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My gf and I are pretty cool. We can hang out together and watch a movie or we can live completely separated. Sometimes space is good
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:21 pm
haleyann wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:11 pm OR she could just go to bed when she's feeling sleepy and can't keep her eyes open anymore
But she wants to spend time with me
you join her in bed, you spend the whole night together...
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haleyann wrote:
troyguitar wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:19 pm What is she, a wizard?
I mean... that's what I do, because I'm a single, independent woman who don't need no man to take me to bed. Does that make me a wizard?
Either that or a :unicorn:
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razr390 wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 1:46 pm
[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 1:42 pm

You're sad about not having dick sucking lips :wat:
You implied I did, so i was sad that I misled your impression of my lips
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haleyann wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:23 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:21 pm

But she wants to spend time with me
you join her in bed, you spend the whole night together...
Yeah it doesn't make sense to me at all.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:21 pm
haleyann wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:11 pm OR she could just go to bed when she's feeling sleepy and can't keep her eyes open anymore
But she wants to spend time with me
You should put on your wizard hat and robe when you get on the couch then...
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:31 pm Man I'm in a great mood. This flight home is such :fuckyeah:
Did you and griff send each other beverages on the flight?
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Apex wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:36 pm
[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:31 pm Man I'm in a great mood. This flight home is such :fuckyeah:
Did you and griff send each other beverages on the flight?
They wound up on the same flight?? That's cool.
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Almost time to gtfo. I am much excite for weekend. I will ride one of my bikes.
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Apex wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:36 pm
[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:31 pm Man I'm in a great mood. This flight home is such :fuckyeah:
Did you and griff send each other beverages on the flight?
They're probably just eye fucking each other from across the plane
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:40 pm
Apex wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:36 pm

Did you and griff send each other beverages on the flight?
They're probably just eye fucking each other from across the plane
Most likely.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:39 pm Almost time to gtfo. I am much excite for weekend. I will ride one of my bikes.
:yeahok:
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haleyann wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:23 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:21 pm

But she wants to spend time with me
you join her in bed, you spend the whole night together...
:math:
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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