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wap wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:49 pm
nuggstein wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:34 pm
Is she Ayanna Williams?

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How does she wipe her ass?
OR sleep?
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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wap wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:32 pm
SAWCE wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:24 pm

You and I both.. The main buyer at our main customer left, and his replacement sucks. She's been sending RFQs for a bunch of shit that we already quoted him, but asking for one more PCB.. Bitch, you don't get a price break going from 10 to 11 pieces. Ask me for a new price when you want to buy 100 of these at a time.
I hated it when a buyer I developed a relationship with left and I had to train a new buyer. Sometimes it can work out in your favor but often it's just :disgust:
This woman seems :fullretard: But as our biggest customer, my boss bends over backwards for them, so I actually have to recost all of these BOMs and see if there is any cost savings for them buying an extra one. 75% of the parts on these boards are resistors that cost less than 1 cent.. where do you expect me to find cost savings???
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wap wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:51 pm
wap wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:49 pm

:gag:
How does she wipe her ass?
OR sleep?
:wap: asking all the right questions
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:52 pm
wap wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:32 pm

I hated it when a buyer I developed a relationship with left and I had to train a new buyer. Sometimes it can work out in your favor but often it's just :disgust:
This woman seems :fullretard: But as our biggest customer, my boss bends over backwards for them, so I actually have to recost all of these BOMs and see if there is any cost savings for them buying an extra one. 75% of the parts on these boards are resistors that cost less than 1 cent.. where do you expect me to find cost savings???
Your 401k seems a good place to start. Give them
Some money boy, they’re our best client! :knot: :pokebeads:
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wap wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:49 pm
nuggstein wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:34 pm
Is she Ayanna Williams?

http://people.com/human-interest/ayanna ... ngernails/



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:gag:
How does she wipe her ass?
Her granddaughters probably help her.
:crang:
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:52 pm
wap wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:32 pm

I hated it when a buyer I developed a relationship with left and I had to train a new buyer. Sometimes it can work out in your favor but often it's just :disgust:
This woman seems :fullretard: But as our biggest customer, my boss bends over backwards for them, so I actually have to recost all of these BOMs and see if there is any cost savings for them buying an extra one. 75% of the parts on these boards are resistors that cost less than 1 cent.. where do you expect me to find cost savings???
:fullretard: :tits:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:56 pm
wap wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:51 pm

OR sleep?
:wap: asking all the right questions
:dat:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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nuggstein wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:59 pm
wap wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:49 pm

:gag:
How does she wipe her ass?
Her granddaughters probably help her.
:disgust:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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wap wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:30 pm
nuggstein wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:59 pm
Her granddaughters probably help her.
:disgust:
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:33 pm
wap wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:30 pm

:disgust:
:yikes: = your new avatar.
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I guess no one remembers, but I had this avatar for a while on DFD 1.0, too. ;)
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:22 pm Well, okay... That is good.

However, I think you transferred that rage to me. I've been going off all morning and feel like I'm not quite done yet.
My apologies good :waxer:
Never meant to transfer the rage to anyone.
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wap wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:15 pm :dat:
I don't know what a pajama shirt is, unless he means an actual pajama top? Also :wtf: is the bolded?
I meant to put it had the four band members from KISS on the front, lol.
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nuggstein wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:34 pm Is she Ayanna Williams?

http://people.com/human-interest/ayanna ... ngernails/
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:gag:
How does she wipe her ass?
Don't think about it.
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Tarspin wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:49 pm
Apex wrote:
My apologies good :waxer:
Never meant to transfer the rage to anyone.
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Tarspin wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:56 pm
wap wrote:
:gag:
How does she wipe her ass?
Don't think about it.
Too late! :disgust:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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nuggstein wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:34 pm
razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:29 pm This lady at work is complaining because her nails are too long and she can’t fingerprint into the reader to get into the building
Is she Ayanna Williams?

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It took one Texas woman around 20 years to break the 2018 Guinness World Record for the world’s longest fingernails for a female.

Ayanna Williams spends 20 hours and uses two bottles of nail polish to paint her shiny and colorful nails that stretch 18 feet and 10.9 inches long.

“I usually do them once a month,” she tells PEOPLE Now. “I use acrylic, which is two products combined.”

And the day-to-day upkeep is just as arduous.

“I wash them about three times a day,” she says. “I clean with them a brush at the sink. I use disinfectant or bleach.”

Williams wouldn’t be able to have such long nails if she didn’t have help from her granddaughters who do chores around the house. She can’t wash dishes and has to use a pencil or one of her knuckles to use the computer or her cell phone.

“Sometimes if I’m eating popcorn I use a spoon,” she says, adding that she also has a problem with eating hamburgers in public.

What would it take for her to cut them?

“Six figures,” she says.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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[user not found] wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:35 pm I want to break into her house and cut her finger nails
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wap wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:40 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:33 pm

:yikes: = your new avatar.
:fuckyeah:

I guess no one remembers, but I had this avatar for a while on DFD 1.0, too. ;)
Your avatars are all weird as fuck Ron. Do you even normal?
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Tarspin wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:56 pm
wap wrote:
:gag:
How does she wipe her ass?
Don't think about it.
That is disgusting.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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I should :drunk:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Sleepy. Need to wake up so I can hit the gym quick when I get home. I need to be done with that by 6:30ish so I can take Michelle to the airport afterwards.. Great-grandma passed away the other day, and she's flying out to D.C. area for the service.
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Melon wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 5:59 pm Dat blob :wap: avatar.

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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:36 pm
wap wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:40 pm

:fuckyeah:

I guess no one remembers, but I had this avatar for a while on DFD 1.0, too. ;)
Your avatars are all weird as fuck Ron. Do you even normal?
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I just thought they were funny.
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