The Sno Show - Tales of Wedding Fuckery
Lols hey, I am not defending this crazy broad in the LEAST. And I’m sure as shit glad she wasn’t my issue to deal with. I cannot fathom how this girl didn’t know other than weddings can make people lose their damn minds. I honestly think she was wildly preoccupied.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Sno wrote: ↑Mon Nov 06, 2017 11:21 am Lols hey, I am not defending this crazy broad in the LEAST. And I’m sure as shit glad she wasn’t my issue to deal with. I cannot fathom how this girl didn’t know other than weddings can make people lose their damn minds. I honestly think she was wildly preoccupied.
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Lunch is at 12:30Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Mon Nov 06, 2017 11:30 amSno wrote: ↑Mon Nov 06, 2017 11:21 am Lols hey, I am not defending this crazy broad in the LEAST. And I’m sure as shit glad she wasn’t my issue to deal with. I cannot fathom how this girl didn’t know other than weddings can make people lose their damn minds. I honestly think she was wildly preoccupied.
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Caught up on the stories - thank god our wedding was nowhere near those! Our went off extremely well with no real issues and got wonderful feedback from just about everyone.
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You guys.
So not like ... fitness model petite. She probably should have known.
Pictures from her bachelorette party on a drinking binge only few weeks ago...
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Pictures from her bachelorette party on a drinking binge only few weeks ago...
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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wow, delivered.
one can see the crazy in her eyes. And the d00d? one can see the 'wtf did i just do' in his
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Yeeeeaaaaaahhhh that is the look of regret if I've ever seen one. I give this union 3 months.Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Mon Nov 06, 2017 12:52 pm And the d00d? one can see the 'wtf did i just do' in his
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Best Thread. This guy is fcked 7 ways from Sunday and in that pic....he knows it.
This woman is not the first to have the whole 8-9 month gestation period just go under the radar, but it continues to amaze me each and every time.
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The way that lipstick keeps going and going and going. It's like she was listening to a YouTube tutorial on applying lipstick, she answered a phone call and got distracted, And when she got back to doin her face it autoplayed onto a cateye eyeliner video and she just kept going with the lipstick.
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I wonder if he ordered the DNA testing kit before or after the weddingDesertbreh wrote: ↑Mon Nov 06, 2017 1:43 pmBest Thread. This guy is fcked 7 ways from Sunday and in that pic....he knows it.
This woman is not the first to have the whole 8-9 month gestation period just go under the radar, but it continues to amaze me each and every time.
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Yeah, this is a "Sno's Industry wins, everybody else loses" event.Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Mon Nov 06, 2017 1:52 pmI wonder if he ordered the DNA testing kit before or after the weddingDesertbreh wrote: ↑Mon Nov 06, 2017 1:43 pm
Best Thread. This guy is fcked 7 ways from Sunday and in that pic....he knows it.
This woman is not the first to have the whole 8-9 month gestation period just go under the radar, but it continues to amaze me each and every time.
I️ wish you guys could hear vendors get together on Mondays and trade their battle stories from the weekend. Today had so much mind blowing over this girl. People brought baby gifts instead of wedding gifts. Our industry is such a weird planet to live on.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Mon Nov 06, 2017 1:55 pmYeah, this is a "Sno's Industry wins, everybody else loses" event.Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Mon Nov 06, 2017 1:52 pm
I wonder if he ordered the DNA testing kit before or after the wedding
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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I bet this would make a 5/7 weekly podcast. Just don't refer to the bride or groom or family by name and maybe even leave out the venue or have code names for them.
Hunted down engagement photos for further review. She would have been about 3 months in these. Both Zilch and I say a couple of them she looks pregnant and some of them it’s hard to tell.
Look, I’m no size 0. So I have a hard time basing it on appearance. I just can’t get over the fact that she never noticed any kicking or pushing?!
I feel bad for the kid. Especially with those genetics, he’s ugly as fuq.
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Look, I’m no size 0. So I have a hard time basing it on appearance. I just can’t get over the fact that she never noticed any kicking or pushing?!
I feel bad for the kid. Especially with those genetics, he’s ugly as fuq.
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
Next weekends bride in Austin, TX. You guys... it’s happening again...
At least she’s going to the damn doctor.
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.