Heath Ledger would have been so much better in that movie.
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Turds without borders.[user not found] wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2017 10:21 pmI got airline points set aside just for situations like this.Melon wrote:I can travel, and am willing to shit on some one's desk.
I'll even do it three hours late, as your guest prefers.
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Deferred Action Caca by Air.Melon wrote:Turds without borders.[user not found] wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2017 10:21 pm I got airline points set aside just for situations like this.
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Calvinball wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2017 7:24 amDeferred Action Caca by Air.Melon wrote:
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DACA?Calvinball wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2017 7:24 amDeferred Action Caca by Air.Melon wrote:
Turds without borders.
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Yup. Enjoyed it a lot. Wife has watched it a few times now tooCalvinball wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:17 pmHas anyone actually watched that movie?Apex wrote:
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We both liked it, too. Just saw it once,dubshow wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2017 3:12 pmYup. Enjoyed it a lot. Wife has watched it a few times now tooCalvinball wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:17 pm
Has anyone actually watched that movie?
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it was good if you kept expectations reasonable. It was no Christopher Nolan batman movie, but it was good.dubshow wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2017 3:12 pmYup. Enjoyed it a lot. Wife has watched it a few times now tooCalvinball wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:17 pm
Has anyone actually watched that movie?
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2017 6:33 pmit was good if you kept expectations reasonable. It was no Christopher Nolan batman movie, but it was good.
Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2017 6:33 pmit was good if you kept expectations reasonable. It was no Christopher Nolan batman movie, but it was good.
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[user not found] wrote: ↑Sat Oct 07, 2017 11:47 amI'd watch it solely for Margot Robbie.Calvinball wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:17 pm
Has anyone actually watched that movie?
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Quit fucking up Sno's thread. What of the real llamas? What of guests showing up late, special ordering gluten free food, then getting fucked up on cheap vodka fueled punch and riding the llamas?
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[user not found] wrote: ↑Sat Oct 07, 2017 3:03 pmDesertbreh wrote: ↑Sat Oct 07, 2017 2:57 pm Quit fucking up Sno's thread. What of the real llamas? What of guests showing up late, special ordering gluten free food, then getting fucked up on cheap vodka fueled punch and riding the llamas?
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We got our asses kicked yesterday. I'm so fucking tired and sore. Outdoor ceremony with a reception in a barn too small for the headcount. Which I tried to tell her a year ago but took my catering partner with me to the original meeting and he told her she would be fine. Even though I backed up the with occupancy load concerns based on square footage. But he told her it was totally possible so she chose to believe him. Then he scheduled a catering manager for the actual event and left me holding the bag.
We got absolutely poured on. I had been expecting rain all day and our ceremony was at 6:00. The first wave of the storm arrived right on cue at 6:00 pm the dot. It had been messing with my emotions all day, the skies looked clear up until 5:55. I had a mix of rented chabby chic furniture making up the seating for the ceremony that I needed dry no matter what for guests to sit in. (7) 12' long church pews along with 100 mismatched chairs, some with upholstered seats. We played a back and forth game of call it/don't call it from 5:00 pm to 6:00 pm. I asked the bride to wait it out for 15 minutes if she still wanted to get married outside. Ended up stacking upholstered chairs only seat to seat, let the storm pass, waited it out and dried everything off after it passed. My bride was crazy flexible but I had to open the bar and pass a round of appetizers to keep guests from bitching Heard multiple times while walking through guests that "they're running so late!! The ceremony should have been an hour ago!" The ceremony started at 6:07...
Managed to get another hour of clear skies allowing for an outdoor cocktail hour and give us time to move all the chairs into the reception space. (Note: Brides will save money by only renting enough chairs for one per person and use them at the ceremony then move them to tables at the reception. Unless you are getting married in front of all of your dining tables at your reception, you need two fucking chairs per guest. I actually updated my contracts this year to state we will no longer be moving hundreds of chairs in a cocktail hour.)
It opened up again at 9:00 pm again just in time for us to have finally dried out. We actually never changed into ceremony clothes yesterday. We usually set up in casual clothes with tennis shoes that are easy to move in then change into a wedding appropriate (albeit boring and easily blendable into the background) but due to the weather and having to run our asses off - and crazy amount of rain, we never changed after permission from the Bride. I haven't been that soaked in a long time. Insert joke at Zilch's expense here...
I didn't get many pictures of llamas as we were running like crazy but a few tidbits of fun:
thunderstorms + a reception space too small = angry guests that have no room to move because you can't count on extra breathing room outside. The catering staff could not even pass dessert.
we picked up 180 white castles at 9:30 pm. Drunken guests were thrilled, I guarantee my car still smells like ass.
The Bride's Dad surprised her by learning to play the drums in secret and played a few songs with the band. The video is the last song of the night when he hopped in one more time. She was blown away, one of the cooler moments I've seen in wedding planning. Horrible footage because we had no room to move around tables or get a good view of the dance floor because above-mentioned square footage issues.
And finally, baby llama picture.
We got absolutely poured on. I had been expecting rain all day and our ceremony was at 6:00. The first wave of the storm arrived right on cue at 6:00 pm the dot. It had been messing with my emotions all day, the skies looked clear up until 5:55. I had a mix of rented chabby chic furniture making up the seating for the ceremony that I needed dry no matter what for guests to sit in. (7) 12' long church pews along with 100 mismatched chairs, some with upholstered seats. We played a back and forth game of call it/don't call it from 5:00 pm to 6:00 pm. I asked the bride to wait it out for 15 minutes if she still wanted to get married outside. Ended up stacking upholstered chairs only seat to seat, let the storm pass, waited it out and dried everything off after it passed. My bride was crazy flexible but I had to open the bar and pass a round of appetizers to keep guests from bitching Heard multiple times while walking through guests that "they're running so late!! The ceremony should have been an hour ago!" The ceremony started at 6:07...
Managed to get another hour of clear skies allowing for an outdoor cocktail hour and give us time to move all the chairs into the reception space. (Note: Brides will save money by only renting enough chairs for one per person and use them at the ceremony then move them to tables at the reception. Unless you are getting married in front of all of your dining tables at your reception, you need two fucking chairs per guest. I actually updated my contracts this year to state we will no longer be moving hundreds of chairs in a cocktail hour.)
It opened up again at 9:00 pm again just in time for us to have finally dried out. We actually never changed into ceremony clothes yesterday. We usually set up in casual clothes with tennis shoes that are easy to move in then change into a wedding appropriate (albeit boring and easily blendable into the background) but due to the weather and having to run our asses off - and crazy amount of rain, we never changed after permission from the Bride. I haven't been that soaked in a long time. Insert joke at Zilch's expense here...
I didn't get many pictures of llamas as we were running like crazy but a few tidbits of fun:
thunderstorms + a reception space too small = angry guests that have no room to move because you can't count on extra breathing room outside. The catering staff could not even pass dessert.
we picked up 180 white castles at 9:30 pm. Drunken guests were thrilled, I guarantee my car still smells like ass.
The Bride's Dad surprised her by learning to play the drums in secret and played a few songs with the band. The video is the last song of the night when he hopped in one more time. She was blown away, one of the cooler moments I've seen in wedding planning. Horrible footage because we had no room to move around tables or get a good view of the dance floor because above-mentioned square footage issues.
And finally, baby llama picture.
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
Sno wrote:
And finally, baby llama picture.
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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You can be my wingman any time.Sno wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 9:39 am We got our asses kicked yesterday. I'm so fucking tired and sore. Outdoor ceremony with a reception in a barn too small for the headcount. Which I tried to tell her a year ago but took my catering partner with me to the original meeting and he told her she would be fine. Even though I backed up the with occupancy load concerns based on square footage. But he told her it was totally possible so she chose to believe him. Then he scheduled a catering manager for the actual event and left me holding the bag.
We got absolutely poured on. I had been expecting rain all day and our ceremony was at 6:00. The first wave of the storm arrived right on cue at 6:00 pm the dot. It had been messing with my emotions all day, the skies looked clear up until 5:55. I had a mix of rented chabby chic furniture making up the seating for the ceremony that I needed dry no matter what for guests to sit in. (7) 12' long church pews along with 100 mismatched chairs, some with upholstered seats. We played a back and forth game of call it/don't call it from 5:00 pm to 6:00 pm. I asked the bride to wait it out for 15 minutes if she still wanted to get married outside. Ended up stacking upholstered chairs only seat to seat, let the storm pass, waited it out and dried everything off after it passed. My bride was crazy flexible but I had to open the bar and pass a round of appetizers to keep guests from bitching Heard multiple times while walking through guests that "they're running so late!! The ceremony should have been an hour ago!" The ceremony started at 6:07...
Managed to get another hour of clear skies allowing for an outdoor cocktail hour and give us time to move all the chairs into the reception space. (Note: Brides will save money by only renting enough chairs for one per person and use them at the ceremony then move them to tables at the reception. Unless you are getting married in front of all of your dining tables at your reception, you need two fucking chairs per guest. I actually updated my contracts this year to state we will no longer be moving hundreds of chairs in a cocktail hour.)
It opened up again at 9:00 pm again just in time for us to have finally dried out. We actually never changed into ceremony clothes yesterday. We usually set up in casual clothes with tennis shoes that are easy to move in then change into a wedding appropriate (albeit boring and easily blendable into the background) but due to the weather and having to run our asses off - and crazy amount of rain, we never changed after permission from the Bride. I haven't been that soaked in a long time. Insert joke at Zilch's expense here...
I didn't get many pictures of llamas as we were running like crazy but a few tidbits of fun:
thunderstorms + a reception space too small = angry guests that have no room to move because you can't count on extra breathing room outside. The catering staff could not even pass dessert.
we picked up 180 white castles at 9:30 pm. Drunken guests were thrilled, I guarantee my car still smells like ass.
The Bride's Dad surprised her by learning to play the drums in secret and played a few songs with the band. The video is the last song of the night when he hopped in one more time. She was blown away, one of the cooler moments I've seen in wedding planning. Horrible footage because we had no room to move around tables or get a good view of the dance floor because above-mentioned square footage issues.
And finally, baby llama picture.