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Jaxper wrote: Thu Apr 13, 2017 3:21 pm I can get on board with this too.

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3 person gym!

Actually, :therapist: and Griff would probably want access, too. Full size gym!
All we really need is like 5 squat racks and 5 benches.


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haleyann wrote: Fri Apr 14, 2017 3:38 am Damn I want to work here. I'd gladly take that HR position.

"I'm sorry, did you say you want to make a sexual harassment complaint? Let me tell you about 'sexual harassment' :lolol:"
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"And allow me to show you our Crang cage, we are quite proud of it....and please accept a complimentary t shirt"

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Yessssss. Shirt is good.

We've started a thing!
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:36 pm Awesome.

To save some money though, we could try to setup shop in my company's new building before we move in. Squatters Rights here in California and all...

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Should be enough space:

72,000 square feet of windows
30,000 square foot executive briefing center
800 seat cafeteria to serve 3,000 lunches daily
200+ conference and phone rooms
11.5 acres of floor space
2 levels of underground parking
designed by Gensler, which also designed China's tallest building, Shanghai Tower
That's a lot of work girls for :crang: to text.
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Melon wrote:
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:36 pm Awesome.

To save some money though, we could try to setup shop in my company's new building before we move in. Squatters Rights here in California and all...

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Should be enough space:

72,000 square feet of windows
30,000 square foot executive briefing center
800 seat cafeteria to serve 3,000 lunches daily
200+ conference and phone rooms
11.5 acres of floor space
2 levels of underground parking
designed by Gensler, which also designed China's tallest building, Shanghai Tower
That's a lot of work girls for :crang: to text.
700,000 texts within the first month.


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[user not found] wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2017 8:37 am
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700,000 texts within the first month.


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What's that, like three girls?

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pff you wish, loser! Try 2.5

It's okay tho because she got him Swedish fish
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Calvinball wrote: 700,000 texts within the first month.


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What's that, like three girls?

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That's likely all that our organization could recruit.


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Calvinball wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2017 9:04 am
[user not found] wrote: What's that, like three girls?

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That's likely all that our organization could recruit.


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Dat :alpo: doe.
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[user not found] wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2017 9:08 am
razr390 wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2017 8:42 am pff you wish, loser! Try 2.5

It's okay tho because she got him Swedish fish
2.5?

:notsure:
Common core math. :disgust:
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Calvinball wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2017 9:04 am That's likely all that our organization could recruit.


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Dat :alpo: doe.
We have that on the forum and the guy/girl ratio is still pretty lopsided.


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Calvinball wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2017 9:11 am
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Dat :alpo: doe.
We have that on the forum and the guy/girl ratio is still pretty lopsided.


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Actually seems :notbad: for a car forum doe.
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Calvinball wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2017 9:11 am We have that on the forum and the guy/girl ratio is still pretty lopsided.


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We just picked up another chick, doe.

Hopefully she can hang.
Time will tell.


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[user not found] wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2017 9:17 am
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We have that on the forum and the guy/girl ratio is still pretty lopsided.


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That hot girl from your office should join.

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And Johnny_Wasteful should get that chick from the puppy daycare place to join.
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Calvinball wrote: We have that on the forum and the guy/girl ratio is still pretty lopsided.


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That hot girl from your office should join.

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Which one? :trollface:


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[user not found] wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2017 9:08 am
razr390 wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2017 8:42 am pff you wish, loser! Try 2.5

It's okay tho because she got him Swedish fish
2.5?

:notsure:
SF Bay Area.

Plenty of .5 dudes/chicks here.
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[user not found] wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2017 9:08 am 2.5?

:notsure:
SF Bay Area.

Plenty of .5 dudes/chicks here.
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[user not found] wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:40 pm
NEEK wrote: :dat:

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And now I get why Max loves Cali.

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NEEK wrote: :dat:

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And now I get why Max loves Cali.

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I don't know where "Cali" is :triggered: but I love California.

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NEEK wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2017 6:26 pm
[user not found] wrote: And now I get why Max loves Cali.

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I don't know where "Cali" is :triggered: but I love California.

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Look at your avatar, you are one of the .5er's..... this is your country.

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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2017 3:36 pm
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And now I get why Max loves Cali.

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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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[user not found] wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2017 9:17 am
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We have that on the forum and the guy/girl ratio is still pretty lopsided.


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That hot girl from your office should join.

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:dat:

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Apex wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2017 9:12 am
Calvinball wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2017 9:11 am

We have that on the forum and the guy/girl ratio is still pretty lopsided.


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Actually seems :notbad: for a car forum doe.
You think this is a car forum?

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Apex wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2017 9:12 am

Actually seems :notbad: for a car forum doe.
You think this is a car forum?

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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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dubshow wrote: Sun Apr 16, 2017 11:07 am
Apex wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2017 9:12 am

Actually seems :notbad: for a car forum doe.
You think this is a car forum?

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Cars are the glue that holds this place together. It's filled with anything and everything doe.
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