How life sucked donkey balls today: the :eeyore : thread

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SixSpeeder wrote: Wed Mar 22, 2017 8:59 pm
D Griff wrote: Wed Mar 22, 2017 7:52 pm

Yep. Fuckin' epic pothole.
My car would have been totaled, if I didn't die in the fiery explosion.
I got my GTI airborne once off a mondo pothole. It was :impressive: that I didn't destroy the car.
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D Griff wrote: Wed Mar 22, 2017 7:42 pm Image

It's actually a :225: :doe: :lolol:

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Bangbus weighs a LOT :doe:
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D Griff wrote: Wed Mar 22, 2017 7:52 pm
razr390 wrote: Wed Mar 22, 2017 7:44 pm
:impressive:

Pothole? :stig:
Yep. Fuckin' epic pothole.
Epic pothole? Looks more like you tried to jump the grand canyon.

Way to go Evel.

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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Mar 23, 2017 10:16 am
SixSpeeder wrote: Wed Mar 22, 2017 8:59 pm

My car would have been totaled, if I didn't die in the fiery explosion.
I got my GTI airborne once off a mondo pothole. It was :impressive: that I didn't destroy the car.
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SixSpeeder wrote: Thu Mar 23, 2017 8:50 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Mar 23, 2017 10:16 am

I got my GTI airborne once off a mondo pothole. It was :impressive: that I didn't destroy the car.
:impressive:
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While this doesn't directly relate to me... but more like my boss...

He has been out for about a week on a family emergency... His wife has been in the ICU...
Quick stats...
She is 32, works out, healthy eating, not obeast. two young kids, 2 and 5 y/o.

Sat 100% healthy,
on sunday had a fever...
on monday... in the ER,
on wed, flown to a specialized hospital,
as of this Sat she has been connected to life support, her heart can't function... her chest is open... the only thing that can save her is a transplant... which they manager to secure... however she is too weak to accept it. 10% chance of making it...

:( like fuck life is so short sometimes and unpredictable. She had 0 history of heart disease in the family and was perfectly healthy.

I can't imagine what it is like for him. But I also feel horrible, it just sucks when life throws shit like that at you.

:(
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Damn, that totally sucks.
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That sucks, truly.

It's the worst when it comes out of nowhere :sad:
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I am working all weekend... and I got a funeral on sunday... yay ... and I am not getting paid for working on the weekend either... :disgust:
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How are you doing, dubshow?
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max225 wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2017 8:10 pm While this doesn't directly relate to me... but more like my boss...

He has been out for about a week on a family emergency... His wife has been in the ICU...
Quick stats...
She is 32, works out, healthy eating, not obeast. two young kids, 2 and 5 y/o.

Sat 100% healthy,
on sunday had a fever...
on monday... in the ER,
on wed, flown to a specialized hospital,
as of this Sat she has been connected to life support, her heart can't function... her chest is open... the only thing that can save her is a transplant... which they manager to secure... however she is too weak to accept it. 10% chance of making it...

:( like fuck life is so short sometimes and unpredictable. She had 0 history of heart disease in the family and was perfectly healthy.

I can't imagine what it is like for him. But I also feel horrible, it just sucks when life throws shit like that at you.

:(
That's horrible. That's why you gotta try to live life every day like it's your last...
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nuggstein wrote: Fri Mar 31, 2017 4:04 pm
max225 wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2017 8:10 pm While this doesn't directly relate to me... but more like my boss...

He has been out for about a week on a family emergency... His wife has been in the ICU...
Quick stats...
She is 32, works out, healthy eating, not obeast. two young kids, 2 and 5 y/o.

Sat 100% healthy,
on sunday had a fever...
on monday... in the ER,
on wed, flown to a specialized hospital,
as of this Sat she has been connected to life support, her heart can't function... her chest is open... the only thing that can save her is a transplant... which they manager to secure... however she is too weak to accept it. 10% chance of making it...

:( like fuck life is so short sometimes and unpredictable. She had 0 history of heart disease in the family and was perfectly healthy.

I can't imagine what it is like for him. But I also feel horrible, it just sucks when life throws shit like that at you.

:(
That's horrible. That's why you gotta try to live life every day like it's your last...
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Such a crazy situation. So :(
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I've got a bad head cold that is absolutely kicking my ass. It's been over a year since I had a cold and this one fucking sucks. :angry:
I'm sooo tired because I can't sleep since by nose keeps running and I'm coughing all the time.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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I really hate my job. :sad:

Not very good at cycling right now because I had to take forever off due to the hernia. It was not feeling too good after the ride yesterday, so just means I have to really ease back into it. :sad:

GF and I are in relationship counseling. And its not going very well right now. :sad:

Kitty has a cough. :sad:

I'm so unhappy right now.
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:05 pm I really hate my job. :sad:

Not very good at cycling right now because I had to take forever off due to the hernia. It was not feeling too good after the ride yesterday, so just means I have to really ease back into it. :sad:

GF and I are in relationship counseling. And its not going very well right now. :sad:

Kitty has a cough. :sad:

I'm so unhappy right now.
Oh no!
:sad: What's up with the bolded? Last I remember you were thinking about popping the question...
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:05 pm I really hate my job. :sad:

Not very good at cycling right now because I had to take forever off due to the hernia. It was not feeling too good after the ride yesterday, so just means I have to really ease back into it. :sad:

GF and I are in relationship counseling. And its not going very well right now. :sad:

Kitty has a cough. :sad:

I'm so unhappy right now.
Oh no!
:sad: What's up with the bolded? Last I remember you were thinking about popping the question...
I was. And then didn't. And she started to get not sure, and I was getting frustrated that we can't have sex, and she asked we go to relationship counseling. So I figured what the hell, why not. Well.... it's bringing more stuff out, and it's not good. And now there's this strange tension between us. IDK. More to come I guess. We'll see if things get better or not.
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:38 pm
wap wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:34 pm
Oh no!
:sad: What's up with the bolded? Last I remember you were thinking about popping the question...
I was. And then didn't. And she started to get not sure, and I was getting frustrated that we can't have sex, and she asked we go to relationship counseling. So I figured what the hell, why not. Well.... it's bringing more stuff out, and it's not good. And now there's this strange tension between us. IDK. More to come I guess. We'll see if things get better or not.
:sad: Sorry Johnny. Hope it all works out for both of you. Keep us posted.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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wap wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:48 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:38 pm
I was. And then didn't. And she started to get not sure, and I was getting frustrated that we can't have sex, and she asked we go to relationship counseling. So I figured what the hell, why not. Well.... it's bringing more stuff out, and it's not good. And now there's this strange tension between us. IDK. More to come I guess. We'll see if things get better or not.
:sad: Sorry Johnny. Hope it all works out for both of you. Keep us posted.
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:38 pm
wap wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:34 pm
Oh no!
:sad: What's up with the bolded? Last I remember you were thinking about popping the question...
I was. And then didn't. And she started to get not sure, and I was getting frustrated that we can't have sex, and she asked we go to relationship counseling. So I figured what the hell, why not. Well.... it's bringing more stuff out, and it's not good. And now there's this strange tension between us. IDK. More to come I guess. We'll see if things get better or not.
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sorry bro
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:38 pm
wap wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:34 pm
Oh no!
:sad: What's up with the bolded? Last I remember you were thinking about popping the question...
I was. And then didn't. And she started to get not sure, and I was getting frustrated that we can't have sex, and she asked we go to relationship counseling. So I figured what the hell, why not. Well.... it's bringing more stuff out, and it's not good. And now there's this strange tension between us. IDK. More to come I guess. We'll see if things get better or not.
dang. better to get all this out before proceeding down the marriage road, no matter the outcome.

You cant bring any reservations into the marriage step. Hope you can come to a resolve with professional help.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Apr 13, 2017 11:16 am
Johnny_P wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:38 pm
I was. And then didn't. And she started to get not sure, and I was getting frustrated that we can't have sex, and she asked we go to relationship counseling. So I figured what the hell, why not. Well.... it's bringing more stuff out, and it's not good. And now there's this strange tension between us. IDK. More to come I guess. We'll see if things get better or not.
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sorry bro
Eh. If it ends it ends, I'll find a way to :dealwithit:
I'd be more upset about the doggie, as I'd almost certainly lose her since I don't have the time to dedicate, and GF's parents are fully equipped to handle doggies and are close by.

That would upset me for sure. Kind of the doomsday scenario though. But I've put.... uh.... I bet its close to $5k into that dog since we got her not even a year ago, and now she's totally rad.
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dubshow wrote: Thu Apr 13, 2017 11:22 am
Johnny_P wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:38 pm
I was. And then didn't. And she started to get not sure, and I was getting frustrated that we can't have sex, and she asked we go to relationship counseling. So I figured what the hell, why not. Well.... it's bringing more stuff out, and it's not good. And now there's this strange tension between us. IDK. More to come I guess. We'll see if things get better or not.
dang. better to get all this out before proceeding down the marriage road, no matter the outcome.

You cant bring any reservations into the marriage step. Hope you can come to a resolve with professional help.
That's my thought. Her thought is different, and she thinks we should get married and we'll figure it out anyway, and hey if we don't we can always divorce.

:wtf: If I marry someone I fully intend on spending the rest of my life with them..... that's kind of the point of the whole thing.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Apr 13, 2017 11:28 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Apr 13, 2017 11:16 am

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sorry bro
Eh. If it ends it ends, I'll find a way to :dealwithit:
I'd be more upset about the doggie, as I'd almost certainly lose her since I don't have the time to dedicate, and GF's parents are fully equipped to handle doggies and are close by.

That would upset me for sure. Kind of the doomsday scenario though. But I've put.... uh.... I bet its close to $5k into that dog since we got her not even a year ago, and now she's totally rad.
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