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OT #7: Last Bag of Swedish Fish
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Truthfully we do it because we care. If we didn't we would've been
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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I mean, when she bounces up and growls and barks and snaps at another dog just because she saw it and she's on a leash..... yeah that's a bad dog. GF thinks she's a sweetie and is making excuses.
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just like parents with horrible kids.
Infamous is worse than I am when it comes to calling our dog out on being crappy. She's a sweet dog, but can be really shitty at times. We both know and just deal with it.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
You can rationalize it that way... or you could alter some things about yourself and start commanding respect from others. In case you are wondering where to start, it starts with self-respect.
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It's still snowing here. Unreal. I need to go check if I have enough gas for the snow blower.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Stop with the logic. That has no place here.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Decide what beer to drink tonight and look at boobs after.
Grab a business notepad and/or stack of papers and briskly walk around the building like you have something urgent to attend to. People like seeing other people act with a sense of urgency. Do this enough and you may even notice higher marks on your next review.
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I don't drink but I'll partake in your boobs.datgrundle wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:29 pmDecide what beer to drink tonight and look at boobs after.
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I conceal my cellphone and Bluetooth earbuds on my way to the men's rooms. I guess I can go sit on the can and listen to Dan le Batard.Thedude wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:34 pmGrab a business notepad and/or stack of papers and briskly walk around the building like you have something urgent to attend to. People like seeing other people act with a sense of urgency. Do this enough and you may even notice higher marks on your next review.
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My friend's 9 year old sent me this over the weekend.
9 year old humor.... made me laugh.. what does that say about me?
9 year old humor.... made me laugh.. what does that say about me?
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I 'dCorvetteWaxer wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:40 pm My friend's 9 year old sent me this over the weekend.
9 year old humor.... made me laugh.. what does that say about me?
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:40 pm My friend's 9 year old sent me this over the weekend.
9 year old humor.... made me laugh.. what does that say about me?
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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I actually did laugh at this. POTD.datgrundle wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:29 pmDecide what beer to drink tonight and look at boobs after.
Oh man, I totally forgot... you are dot gov, aren'tcha? Yeah, you don't don't want to be perceived as an overachiever there.Do Work, Son wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:38 pmI conceal my cellphone and Bluetooth earbuds on my way to the men's rooms. I guess I can go sit on the can and listen to Dan le Batard.Thedude wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:34 pm
Grab a business notepad and/or stack of papers and briskly walk around the building like you have something urgent to attend to. People like seeing other people act with a sense of urgency. Do this enough and you may even notice higher marks on your next review.
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razr390 wrote:For clarification, I wasn't telling he shouldn't care about his mom, that's totally
What I meant was that he shouldn't worry about shit like going to shovel snow when he's been multiple times and it always ends in his mom shoveling it whether she's feeling good or not, and his sister just bitching to how inconsiderate he is because he's not coming over to help.
I was talking about the context and the circumstance. So if I was misinterpreted I apologize. My feelings still stand about the stubbornness of his mom and the attitude of his sister.
The context of that situation was that mom wasn't feeling good, yet she was going to go out and shovel snow. His sister messaged and emailed him talking about how inconsiderate he is because he's not dropping everything to come and help. wanted to call a shoveling service, but that wouldn't satisfy the situation. It is EQUALLY inconsiderate for his mom and sister to assume that has no life wherever he's at so that he can immediately at the stomp of a foot drop everything and help them do something that the sister could've done alongside his mom, or a 3rd party company could've done.
That's all.
Sent from the beer depository
razr390 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:38 amPOTYD Griff wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:31 am
There is really only one way to do this, and it's pretty simple. The way I'm referring to is writing a letter. Now, since I know you have difficulty thinking for yourself, I've gone ahead and composed it for you. Simply copy and paste this into your 409,872 text message thread and hit the send button.
"Dear Numero Uno Slam Piece-y Poo,
Over the past few months, I've really grown to love you.
Our relationship is truly sublime,
I'm even clingier than usual this time.
I'm always ecstatic to take you to pound town,
But I feel like we need to take it up a notch next time around.
I really love the smell of your pussy,
I'm ready for another one in the bed with me.
I love when you put Swedish Fish in my butt,
But sometimes, it's not quite enough.
When you send me emoji cookies, I am filled with glee,
Just imagine how that would feel with three!
I know sometimes I seem like a little boy,
But another gal would make me grow up and fill me with joy.
So today, I ask you to consider,
Will you sleep with me and my sister?
Love,
"