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CaleDeRoo wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 8:50 pm
troyguitar wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 7:54 pm

That's a FWD open diff big 4 door sedan, not a little AWD 3 door hatch. We don't get the fun small cars here.
Nah they said the GR Yaris drivetrain and engine
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The new Corolla hatch is pretty attractive and small as well.
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troyguitar wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 7:54 pm
max225 wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 7:40 pm

Toyota announced GR Corolla ?
That's a FWD open diff big 4 door sedan, not a little AWD 3 door hatch. We don't get the fun small cars here.
Are you trolling me ?

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a3243 ... confirmed/

We anticipate the GR Corolla will use the same 257-hp, 1.6-liter inline-three as the GR Yaris, paired with a six-speed manual transmission. I

Fuck the yaris it is a tiny POS. Hell the corolla is just about almost perfect for 4 people. I would seriously consider it at this point, but I have something way too similar.

Corolla hatch is 172" long how the FK is that not a small car?
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wap wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 9:21 pm
max225 wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 3:16 pm Yea I’m sorta :triggered: by this thread now. I thought it was cars you’d actually buy vs aspirational vehicles
A lot of these are attainable, :doe: . Polo's, R's, Fists, Pug 208's, etc.
Half the thread is shit that is well over 50k, yet no one outside of :waxer: is currently driving a 50k vehicle here.
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max225 wrote:
troyguitar wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 7:54 pm That's a FWD open diff big 4 door sedan, not a little AWD 3 door hatch. We don't get the fun small cars here.
Are you trolling me ?

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a3243 ... confirmed/

We anticipate the GR Corolla will use the same 257-hp, 1.6-liter inline-three as the GR Yaris, paired with a six-speed manual transmission. I

Fuck the yaris it is a tiny POS. Hell the corolla is just about almost perfect for 4 people. I would seriously consider it at this point, but I have something way too similar.

Corolla hatch is 172" long how the FK is that not a small car?
It's not likely to be AWD nor is it likely to be the hatch. Just a Corolla with more power, a body kit, and stupidly large :ramz: grounded to the ground.

I don't see the point of making it as big as a GTI anyway. I'd buy the GTI every time.
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troyguitar wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 9:36 pm
max225 wrote:
Are you trolling me ?

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a3243 ... confirmed/

We anticipate the GR Corolla will use the same 257-hp, 1.6-liter inline-three as the GR Yaris, paired with a six-speed manual transmission. I

Fuck the yaris it is a tiny POS. Hell the corolla is just about almost perfect for 4 people. I would seriously consider it at this point, but I have something way too similar.

Corolla hatch is 172" long how the FK is that not a small car?
It's not likely to be AWD nor is it likely to be the hatch. Just a Corolla with more power, a body kit, and stupidly large :ramz: grounded to the ground.

I don't see the point of making it as big as a GTI anyway. I'd buy the GTI every time.
:iono:
Article points to more than that... Toyota is something that rarely needs any sort of work, and it usually comes at an attractive price point. None of which can be said about the VW. GTI tops out at nearly 40k, this should be substantially cheaper.
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max225 wrote: Sat May 09, 2020 12:03 pm Suzuki Jimny. In a fun color :)
I am rescinding this. The Jimny comes with a SHIT 5 speed that rev's at 4000rpm @ 70, which is :fullretard:

Also it has less cargo space than my Mini cooper. :wtf:
82 liters for the Jimny vs 211 in the mini. :wtf:
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troyguitar wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 9:36 pm It's not likely to be AWD nor is it likely to be the hatch. Just a Corolla with more power, a body kit, and stupidly large :ramz: grounded to the ground.

I don't see the point of making it as big as a GTI anyway. I'd buy the GTI every time.
:iono:
Article points to more than that... Toyota is something that rarely needs any sort of work, and it usually comes at an attractive price point. None of which can be said about the VW. GTI tops out at nearly 40k, this should be substantially cheaper.
Dunno. We'll see I guess. I'm not buying the thing regardless, I'm on my dangerously slow RWD :turtle: for at least 5 more years. After that hopefully something with the engine behind me.
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troyguitar wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 9:49 pm
max225 wrote: :iono:
Article points to more than that... Toyota is something that rarely needs any sort of work, and it usually comes at an attractive price point. None of which can be said about the VW. GTI tops out at nearly 40k, this should be substantially cheaper.
Dunno. We'll see I guess. I'm not buying the thing regardless, I'm on my dangerously slow RWD :turtle: for at least 5 more years. After that hopefully something with the engine behind me.
Well I am unlikely to get it either because my next vehicles will not be econo oriented as the Pooper already does that for me. And for now I have no plans to sell it.

But if I was in the market in 2021... I think it would have been an epic competitor. I really like the new corolla. A LOT. It has better styling than the GTI IMO. But size wise the GTI is a bit better... Corolla is small in the back.
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max225 wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 9:52 pm
troyguitar wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 9:49 pm Dunno. We'll see I guess. I'm not buying the thing regardless, I'm on my dangerously slow RWD :turtle: for at least 5 more years. After that hopefully something with the engine behind me.
Well I am unlikely to get it either because my next vehicles will not be econo oriented as the Pooper already does that for me. And for now I have no plans to sell it.

But if I was in the market in 2021... I think it would have been an epic competitor. I really like the new corolla. A LOT. It has better styling than the GTI IMO. But size wise the GTI is a bit better... Corolla is small in the back.
I’m bi-curious about it. The Fiesta is at 110k miles and climbing. If it has a decent seat and LSD option, and is priced just below a Lobster N, it could be enticing for me.

There’s a lot of outside factors at play that would determine if I actually spend money on one, but :popcorn: none the less.
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wap wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 9:21 pm
max225 wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 3:16 pm Yea I’m sorta :triggered: by this thread now. I thought it was cars you’d actually buy vs aspirational vehicles
A lot of these are attainable, :doe: . Polo's, R's, Fists, Pug 208's, etc.
:dat; and Passat GTE estate and megane rs. Im pretty sure megane rs is over $50k doe, but in the US, i'd say it's on the same ballpark as typeR
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troyguitar wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 7:54 pm
max225 wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 7:40 pm

Toyota announced GR Corolla ?
That's a FWD open diff big 4 door sedan, not a little AWD 3 door hatch. We don't get the fun small cars here.
That's because we've shown that all we buy (generalization) in a small variety is SUVs, because everyone thinks they need 4/AWD.
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Wocka Wocka wrote: Tue May 12, 2020 6:38 am
troyguitar wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 7:54 pm

That's a FWD open diff big 4 door sedan, not a little AWD 3 door hatch. We don't get the fun small cars here.
That's because we've shown that all we buy (generalization) in a small variety is SUVs, because everyone thinks they need 4/AWD.
And they would :nope: on driving to work with their CRV's and Foresters because 2 inches of snow :derp: :crang:
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CaleDeRoo wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 8:48 pm
max225 wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 3:16 pm Yea I’m sorta :triggered: by this thread now. I thought it was cars you’d actually buy vs aspirational vehicles
I'm actually trying to figure out the total cost of a crew cab Ute.
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Tue May 12, 2020 3:35 pm
Wocka Wocka wrote: Tue May 12, 2020 6:38 am

That's because we've shown that all we buy (generalization) in a small variety is SUVs, because everyone thinks they need 4/AWD.
And they would :nope: on driving to work with their CRV's and Foresters because 2 inches of snow :derp: :crang:
You're exactly right.
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Wocka Wocka wrote: Tue May 12, 2020 7:08 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Tue May 12, 2020 3:35 pm

And they would :nope: on driving to work with their CRV's and Foresters because 2 inches of snow :derp: :crang:
You're exactly right.
One main reason why I don't bother with winters is that when 3 inches of snow comes up, everywhere is closed here in NOVA :lol: but when I get my bimmer, i will go with summer/winter route
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