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Melon wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:14 pm

:gtfo: floormat boy.
You didn't even buy my fucking floormats.

:baby:
I totally would have, had I known they existed. Marketing fail.
Chrome inserts and all.
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Melon wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:25 pm
max225 wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:26 pm

You don't see me cluttering your Truk Circle jerk thread with fucking wedding talk. :rage:
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No, it's Chris and I fighting over chrome trim.

:lolol:
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I think that's a legitimate TRUK fight doe. 100% on topic
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max225 wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:22 pm
dubshow wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:56 pm

Make the jeep tread great again

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Also max :225: why, with all the :troywax: you do, have you not just bought a fucking jeep. They ain’t that expensive. And you could go out into the desert with it. No need to rent.
Believe it or not I almost did :yikes: I wanted to lease doe... for now... Also very curious about the new model which I am watching closely.
New Model?

Intriguing.
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Melon wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:28 pm
max225 wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:22 pm

Believe it or not I almost did :yikes: I wanted to lease doe... for now... Also very curious about the new model which I am watching closely.
New Model?

Intriguing.
I even made a thread about it ... JL
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Melon wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:28 pm
max225 wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:22 pm

Believe it or not I almost did :yikes: I wanted to lease doe... for now... Also very curious about the new model which I am watching closely.
New Model?

Intriguing.
Yeah. Soft redesign for 2018.
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:aintcare:

Jeeps ain't mah thing.

I guess that means I need to call all Jeep people stupid, following with the DFD tradition if one doesn't find a thing appealing.
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dubshow wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:32 pm
Melon wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:28 pm

New Model?

Intriguing.
Yeah. Soft redesign for 2018.
Soft ?! :triggered: this is full blown by jeep standards
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max225 wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:38 pm
dubshow wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:32 pm
Yeah. Soft redesign for 2018.
Soft ?! :triggered: this is full blown by jeep standards
Max only likes it hard.
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max225 wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:38 pm
dubshow wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:32 pm
Yeah. Soft redesign for 2018.
Soft ?! :triggered: this is full blown by jeep standards
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I thought you’d like that. It’s going to be the exact same thing with more electronics and slightly different panels. The select trac 4wd will be premium option. I’m curious about the tDI mode in 2019.
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max225 wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:38 pm
dubshow wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:32 pm
Yeah. Soft redesign for 2018.
Soft ?! :triggered: this is full blown by jeep standards
:dat:

It's probably the second biggest redesign in Jeep's history after the JK.
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dubshow wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:40 pm
max225 wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:38 pm

Soft ?! :triggered: this is full blown by jeep standards
:trollface:

I thought you’d like that. It’s going to be the exact same thing with more electronics and slightly different panels. The select trac 4wd will be premium option. I’m curious about the tDI mode in 2019.
Open diffs and base model are more than I’ll ever need. I am not pretending to need a rubicunt
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max225 wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:53 pm
dubshow wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:40 pm

:trollface:

I thought you’d like that. It’s going to be the exact same thing with more electronics and slightly different panels. The select trac 4wd will be premium option. I’m curious about the tDI mode in 2019.
Open diffs and base model are more than I’ll ever need. I am not pretending to need a rubicunt
Yet you only seem to want JKU Rubicunt Hard COCKs :notsure:
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:58 pm
max225 wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:53 pm
Open diffs and base model are more than I’ll ever need. I am not pretending to need a rubicunt
Yet you only seem to want JKU Rubicunt Hard COCKs :notsure:
He's posted up plenty of Sports, especially purple ones.
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Apex wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:59 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:58 pm

Yet you only seem to want JKU Rubicunt Hard COCKs :notsure:
He's posted up plenty of Sports, especially purple ones.
Maximillion can't be seen rolling in a poverty Sport model, bruh.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:00 pm
Apex wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:59 pm

He's posted up plenty of Sports, especially purple ones.
Maximillion can't be seen rolling in a poverty Sport model, bruh.
He'll probably be able to lease-takeover a Sahara or something.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:58 pm
max225 wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:53 pm
Open diffs and base model are more than I’ll ever need. I am not pretending to need a rubicunt
Yet you only seem to want JKU Rubicunt Hard COCKs :notsure:
:wat: hard cocks are 50k fuck that
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max225 wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:09 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:58 pm

Yet you only seem to want JKU Rubicunt Hard COCKs :notsure:
:wat: hard cocks are 50k fuck that
There was a time you had a :dedong: for them doe, :member: ?

A Sport model would be fine in all honesty. AC, power package, and that's all you really need unless going hardcore off road.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:11 pm
max225 wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:09 pm

:wat: hard cocks are 50k fuck that
There was a time you had a :dedong: for them doe, :member: ?

A Sport model would be fine in all honesty. AC, power package, and that's all you really need unless going hardcore off road.
A Sport with Craigslist Rubicunt take-off wheels/tires is perfection, IMO.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:13 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:11 pm

There was a time you had a :dedong: for them doe, :member: ?

A Sport model would be fine in all honesty. AC, power package, and that's all you really need unless going hardcore off road.
A Sport with Craigslist Rubicunt take-off wheels/tires is perfection, IMO.
You can get new Sports with a "cold weather" package that comes with BFG All-Terrains. Perfect spec IMO.
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The Rubicon is the :waxer: model or is that the Brohara?
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Melon wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:15 pm The Rubicon is the :waxer: model or is that the Brohara?
Brohara is more mid-level. Rubicon is :waxer:
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Melon wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:15 pm The Rubicon is the :waxer: model or is that the Brohara?
They're equally :waxer: ...the Rubicon is for hard mall crawling while the Sahara is doing it in luxury.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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They also have about 9 other models too.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:13 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:11 pm

There was a time you had a :dedong: for them doe, :member: ?

A Sport model would be fine in all honesty. AC, power package, and that's all you really need unless going hardcore off road.
A Sport with Craigslist Rubicunt take-off wheels/tires is perfection, IMO.
Yep. $500-$1k with tars in good shape is :notbad: at all, and then you're more than capable for light to medium offroading shenanigans.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:17 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:13 pm
A Sport with Craigslist Rubicunt take-off wheels/tires is perfection, IMO.
Yep. $500-$1k with tars in good shape is :notbad: at all, and then you're more than capable for light to medium offroading shenanigans.
I have posted my ideal one before. You can basically get a 37k basic bitch sahara model with 4500 off and be around 35k OTD.

Or you can go full :scrooge: and get a sport+ hardtop which is around 31-2k these come up to 30k OTD. Then you throw on $900 JKU take offs with 99% thread because MALL SO HARDs can't handle these wheels and they are literred all over craiglist.

Then spend around $800 on a decent HU + speakers and call it a fucking day. No need for anything else
The options on the JKUs are stupid, 2k for a fucking 1990s nav :nope:
:aintcare: for any of the fancy off road shit since utilizing the jeep at that point to it's full potential would mean fucking it up and possibly rolling it. The stock JKU is already plenty. Open diffs and all.
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