"If we catch you speed racin', we're gonna seize yer vehicle!"

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When he said "speed racin" I lol'd
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Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer. He's a demon on wheels.
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Oh look another jewel brought from bimmerpost!
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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troyguitar wrote: ↑Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:01 pm Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer. He's a demon on wheels.
He's a demon and he's gonna be chasin' after someone.

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I thought they got seized for the hideous mods ?'
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So apparently two :fullretard: were racing, and when they got stopped they ratted out the group of 5 people. Such BMW :jackass: es
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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5 pages of speculative law - Only found this comment worth noting lol :)

--What exactly is a racing ring lol. They go across multiple states just doing 100+mph highway pulls and cutting people off? Or are they doing it Fast n Furious style marking off 1/4 legs of the highway w/ women in bikinis; because that'd be dope.--
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Also :wtf: that trooper going :plaid: on the wrong way
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 18, 2017 12:39 am Also :wtf: that trooper going :plaid: on the wrong way
Legal because they closed the Bahn or was he just adamant about bagging some non Trump voters in their Kraut-rockets LOL??? :trollface:
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razr390 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 18, 2017 12:39 am Also :wtf: that trooper going :plaid: on the wrong way
That looked pretty dangerous to me. :impressive:
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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That cop going at quite a clip against oncoming traffic. That was the real hazard. Fuck me, I can't believe they would try that.

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Melon wrote: ↑Tue Jul 18, 2017 6:03 am That cop going at quite a clip against oncoming traffic. That was the real hazard. Fuck me, I can't believe they would try that.

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Gotta stop them dangerous speed racers at any cost! 5/7 worth it.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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[user not found] wrote: ↑Mon Jul 17, 2017 7:42 pm



Man, going 100+ in the wrong way on the wrong side... :impressive: levels of :derp: and :fullretard:

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wap wrote: ↑Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:06 pm
troyguitar wrote: ↑Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:01 pm Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer. He's a demon on wheels.
He's a demon and he's gonna be chasin' after someone.

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Dunno why this is sped up so much, but I used to watch that show all the time. :stig:
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[user not found] wrote: ↑Tue Jul 18, 2017 7:58 am Anyone remember World's Most Dangerous Police Videos? That was a awesome show.


These two channels are pretty good replacement versions of that show.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXMYxK ... M_4kYZuB3g

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF6wew ... 6nH2zx4IZA
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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There is nothing I hate more when I'm driving to SC than Virginia and NC cops
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Y'all know better than to be wildcattin' in this county.
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troyguitar wrote: ↑Tue Jul 18, 2017 7:53 am
wap wrote: ↑Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:06 pm

He's a demon and he's gonna be chasin' after someone.

:lol:
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Dunno why this is sped up so much, but I used to watch that show all the time. :stig:
Yea I watched it all the time, too. I thought the Mach V was the absolute most awesome, totally :tits: car ever.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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dtraill27 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 18, 2017 9:28 am There is nothing I hate more when I'm driving to SC than Virginia and NC cops
I dont typically have much issue in NC. But VA just blows. And the SC cops are awesome. I have no issues here for the most part. Im screwed when I move to a state with a real highway presence.
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