Weird s__t you see on craigslist.

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Wow...... You're winning so far with that ad! LOL That is scary dangerous. I wouldn't drive that to go buy beer down the street with.
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NeonJonny wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2017 12:43 pm Wow...... You're winning so far with that ad! LOL That is scary dangerous. I wouldn't drive that to go buy beer down the street with.
Which one, the junkard jeep or the rolling beauty parlor? :lolol:
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protip for this thread: Your crangslist search word is "custom"

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Johnny_P wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2017 12:45 pm
NeonJonny wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2017 12:43 pm Wow...... You're winning so far with that ad! LOL That is scary dangerous. I wouldn't drive that to go buy beer down the street with.
Which one, the junkard jeep or the rolling beauty parlor? :lolol:
Oh puke! I didn't even see the pink bus! I always was a fan of typing in divorce.
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Johnny_P wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2017 12:38 pm https://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/6109606290.html

$3500 for a junkyard spec Wrangler. From the breh's description:
I've probably put >$10,000 into this so I'm taking a big loss, the parts alone are worth more. Rebuilt rear differential, new body mounts, new shocks, new steering stabilizer, new radiator, new brakes, new tires, new fuel pump, new skid plate, engine in great shape. Frame rust is only issue.
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Why TF would anyone spend $10k putting parts on such a shitbeater?
Worth every penny :disgust:
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Noticing that lots of people in the bay area don't know how to use a photo editing tool but really want to blur a license plate.

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There are so many of these I was pretty surprised.
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in4 max :triggered:
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Johnny_P wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2017 2:15 pm in4 max :triggered:
The morherfucking Craigslist finger. A sure sign of a double digit IQ.

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I really don't understand the finger.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Johnny_P wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2017 12:38 pm https://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/6109606290.html

$3500 for a junkyard spec Wrangler. From the breh's description:
I've probably put >$10,000 into this so I'm taking a big loss, the parts alone are worth more. Rebuilt rear differential, new body mounts, new shocks, new steering stabilizer, new radiator, new brakes, new tires, new fuel pump, new skid plate, engine in great shape. Frame rust is only issue.
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Why TF would anyone spend $10k putting parts on such a shitbeater?
Mind blown on a number of fronts:

1. Your question, e.g. why would you ever even purchase the vehicle.
2. How ITF you can rust out a frame that badly. Did he drive it through the surf every day on the way to work?
3. Even if the vehicle was pristine, :butwhy: would you do the Jurassic Park thing? Stupid movie, hideous paint scheme.

A gold medal winner for this thread, answers the call of the question presented with a laser guided missile.
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max225 wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Detroit wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2017 6:00 pm I really don't understand the finger.
A) Use MS Paint

B) Take the plate off

:iono:

I'm pretty NFG about having my plate out there for all to see.
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Detroit wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2017 6:00 pm I really don't understand the finger.
It's always on the shittiest cars.
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Melon wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2017 8:44 pm
Detroit wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2017 6:00 pm I really don't understand the finger.
A) Use MS Paint

B) Take the plate off

:iono:

I'm pretty NFG about having my plate out there for all to see.
Anyone can see the plate when you're out driving around, so what difference does it make if it's posted online e?

:derp:

I've never covered a plate ever for a listing.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2017 10:13 pm
Melon wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2017 8:44 pm

A) Use MS Paint

B) Take the plate off

:iono:

I'm pretty NFG about having my plate out there for all to see.
Anyone can see the plate when you're out driving around, so what difference does it make if it's posted online e?

:derp:

I've never covered a plate ever for a listing.
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Oh yeah buddeh!

"Selling my mint 2007 Chrysler 300 headturner Custom matte orange dipped . Custom billet grill no one else has it . Blue light strips in grill ."

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/lond ... d1a116.jpg[/IMG]
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Melon wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2017 8:44 pm
Detroit wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2017 6:00 pm I really don't understand the finger.
A) Use MS Paint

B) Take the plate off

:iono:

I'm pretty NFG about having my plate out there for all to see.
I drive around with it uncovered everyday
brain go brrrrrr
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https://batonrouge.craigslist.org/cto/6108026871.html

This is in my neighborhood, a flooded lemons car.
a+ post, will read again
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https://natchez.craigslist.org/rvs/6054245090.html

custom coach thing in natchez. What the actual fuck this is. neat doe.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Mon May 08, 2017 7:55 am https://batonrouge.craigslist.org/cto/6108026871.html

This is in my neighborhood, a flooded lemons car.
a+ post, will read again
Good ad is good. Would read again.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Mon May 08, 2017 7:55 am https://natchez.craigslist.org/rvs/6054245090.html

custom coach thing in natchez. What the actual fuck this is. neat doe.
I have no idea what this is, yet I'm oddly intrigued.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Mon May 08, 2017 7:55 am https://batonrouge.craigslist.org/cto/6108026871.html

This is in my neighborhood, a flooded lemons car.
a+ post, will read again
Keyword: Donald Trump :lolol: :impressive:
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Tarspin wrote: ↑Mon May 08, 2017 7:27 am Oh yeah buddeh!

"Selling my mint 2007 Chrysler 300 headturner Custom matte orange dipped . Custom billet grill no one else has it . Blue light strips in grill ."

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/lond ... d1a116.jpg[/IMG]
I like how most of the photos are upside down :lolol:
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https://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/6088941885.html

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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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https://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/6095571629.html

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Dat downforce :mindblown:

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I don't even know what to say about this.
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