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[user not found] wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:37 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:22 am
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you guise need to get :wasteful: outta here doe, a :povertytruck: or :truk: is LITERALLY the worst vehicle for that man.
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He's already been a :truk: driver once.

Once a :truk: driver, always a :truk: driver. Good luck keeping him out.

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:truk: is too expensive used. Even something like a 4x4 :doge: Dakota crew cab is :fullretard: pricing, old, and not particularly dependable due to age, rust, and nickel-and-dime bs breaking.
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Melon wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:16 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:15 am

if this is my bakery its cookie cakes only :like:
Well, good, I'm on a low carb diet.
I'll stick to healthier places.

Moving on.
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Melon wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:16 am
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if this is my bakery its cookie cakes only :like:
Well, good, I'm on a low carb diet.
I'll stick to healthier places.

Moving on.
I'm pounding christmas cookies over here NFG
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Cookie cake > Christmas cookies
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Gberg2119 wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:44 am They're amazing. Drove one over the weekend.

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I bet they're decently fast with the 3.5L ecoboom and 10AT. I mean this is one of the coolest vehicles currently for sale, IMO. It's just completely ridiculous. Did it handle less boat-like than a typical F-150? They tend to wallow in turns, have video game horribad steering, and ridiculous brake dive.
It was awesome and totally overkill for street driving. It was pretty quick and and 10AT seems nice. I've never driven a regular F-150 but the raptor was not floaty like I thought it'd be.

It really got the :truk: juices flowing.

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Melon wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:34 am Cookie cake > Christmas cookies
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Gberg2119 wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:49 am
Johnny_P wrote:
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I bet they're decently fast with the 3.5L ecoboom and 10AT. I mean this is one of the coolest vehicles currently for sale, IMO. It's just completely ridiculous. Did it handle less boat-like than a typical F-150? They tend to wallow in turns, have video game horribad steering, and ridiculous brake dive.
It was awesome and totally overkill for street driving. It was pretty quick and and 10AT seems nice. I've never driven a regular F-150 but the raptor was not floaty like I thought it'd be.

It really got the :truk: juices flowing.

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It wouldn't fit down my block, sadly. Too wide.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:50 am
Gberg2119 wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:49 am

It was awesome and totally overkill for street driving. It was pretty quick and and 10AT seems nice. I've never driven a regular F-150 but the raptor was not floaty like I thought it'd be.

It really got the :truk: juices flowing.

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It wouldn't fit down my block, sadly. Too wide.
You drive over and park on the plebes lining your street then. Make them bow to your superior :truk: ways.
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Apex wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:10 am
Johnny_P wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:50 am

:jizz:

It wouldn't fit down my block, sadly. Too wide.
You drive over and park on the plebes lining your street then. Make them bow to your superior :truk: ways.
:lolol: My one asswad neighbor wedges his :doge: Ram 1500 down the street sometimes. He's got scrapes and dents and scratches all over the damn thing because he's a retard. The truck is a 2017 I think and basically totaled at this point, every single body panel is dented and scraped. This thing is even wider than that.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:13 am
Apex wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:10 am

You drive over and park on the plebes lining your street then. Make them bow to your superior :truk: ways.
:lolol: My one asswad neighbor wedges his :doge: Ram 1500 down the street sometimes. He's got scrapes and dents and scratches all over the damn thing because he's a retard. The truck is a 2017 I think and basically totaled at this point, every single body panel is dented and scraped. This thing is even wider than that.
The Raptor is so wide that it requires those amber marker lights like a commercial vehicle.

Great for the middle of nowhere/desert...not for the city/urban environs.
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Cookie cake is a big cookie doe.

Semantics, read my sig.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:24 am Also, I now want fucking cookies. :scoot:
Me too. Cookie cake.
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Detroit wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:17 am
Johnny_P wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:13 am

:lolol: My one asswad neighbor wedges his :doge: Ram 1500 down the street sometimes. He's got scrapes and dents and scratches all over the damn thing because he's a retard. The truck is a 2017 I think and basically totaled at this point, every single body panel is dented and scraped. This thing is even wider than that.
The Raptor is so wide that it requires those amber marker lights like a commercial vehicle.

Great for the middle of nowhere/desert...not for the city/urban environs.
Yep. If I lived in Grand Junction, CO I'd have bought one already.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:24 am Also, I now want fucking cookies. :scoot:
I've got Oreos.. :iono:
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Apex wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:26 am
[user not found] wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:24 am Also, I now want fucking cookies. :scoot:
I've got Oreos.. :iono:
Hey boi...
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Melon wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:25 am
[user not found] wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:24 am Also, I now want fucking cookies. :scoot:
Me too. Cookie cake.
But you're only ever going to eat a slice of cookie cake at a time, which means it's basically just a cookie. One cookie. Whereas the Christmas cookie platters are all sorts of cookies not just :whiteboy: chocolate chip.

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Apex wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:26 am
[user not found] wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:24 am Also, I now want fucking cookies. :scoot:
I've got Oreos.. :iono:
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:25 am
Detroit wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:17 am
The Raptor is so wide that it requires those amber marker lights like a commercial vehicle.

Great for the middle of nowhere/desert...not for the city/urban environs.
Yep. If I lived in Grand Junction, CO I'd have bought one already.
New home base of DFD Corp. :like:

:truk: and :jeep: all day out there.
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Melon wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:27 am
Apex wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:26 am

I've got Oreos.. :iono:
Hey boi...
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:33 am
Johnny_P wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:27 am

:drool:
:dat:

Gimme some Cinnamon Bun Oreos. It's like a Dunkaroo sammich. :drool:
Oh fuck, those are so good. :drool:
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Apex wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:27 am
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Yep. If I lived in Grand Junction, CO I'd have bought one already.
New home base of DFD Corp. :like:

:truk: and :jeep: all day out there.
Our rental Jetta felt like such a piece of shit surrounded by countless offroad 4x4 rigs covered in dirt and sand.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:27 am
Melon wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:25 am

Me too. Cookie cake.
But you're only ever going to eat a slice of cookie cake at a time, which means it's basically just a cookie. One cookie. Whereas the Christmas cookie platters are all sorts of cookies not just :whiteboy: chocolate chip.

:doe:
I like chocolate chip.

It's those lameass sugar cookie I'm not a fan of, little wafers of bullshit with wax icing. 0/7
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I still think the Colorado/Canyon looks awkward. I know I will get flamed since all of you suck at the teet of mid size trucks, but the Tacoma is fine. The Frontier is fine. The General just has an awkward looking mid size. The front end is just too small visually and size wise.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:50 am
Melon wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:34 am Cookie cake > Christmas cookies
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false :wasteful:

cookie cake is the best.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 12:01 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:50 am

:idbu: :melon:
false :wasteful:

cookie cake is the best.
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