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Well DFD,

The time has come. I've been living wrong.

I just don't feel safe with these deadly automatic salt guns laying around. I need to sell mine and figured I'd be the change I want to see in the world. I need about $32,000 and your word that you will turn this killing machine into a responsible party (FBI, Police, FEMA, BATF)

Death machine does have a 30 caliber automatic clip included. You can also buy it and chop it up or turn it into art. Make a nice statue or something with flowers in it.

all the PREBAN (pre94) lethality increasing items are included. (grenade launcher lug, pistola grip and the extra deadly sniper vertical grip for faster reloading.

please help me save the world 1/900,000th at a time. Thanks for looking. Never fired. Only dropped.

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PM. Price is obo. All sales will have to be made with a legal transfer at an 02/07 SOT FFL.
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Also DFD,

Only you can stop forest fires.

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Himalayan Salt?
4zilch wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:46 am I'm a fucking failure.
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Are you posting from your safe space?
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Melon wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:16 pmHimalayan Salt?
just pink food dye.

Salt removed from :dubshow: salt reserves in hopes of decreasing overall sodium levels.
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Melon wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:16 pmHimalayan Salt?
I can add that to salten up the :dill:
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When can you come in for a test shoot?

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wow. really. Trump sends word to AG to go ahead with the bumpstock ban. You left leaning loon bat communist of little logic haven't made a peep!

:wtf:

1. Bump stocks are RETARDED.
2. I would never buy one or bother with one.
3. They shouldnt be illegal.

but im just here for the :popcorn:

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id also like the 20+ pages of :derp: shit posting in OT moved to here.

That way regular scheduled shit posting of OT can commence.
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dubshow wrote: Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:00 pm id also like the 20+ pages of :derp: shit posting in OT moved to here.

That way regular scheduled shit posting of OT can commence.
Because anyone who disagrees with some redneck swamp dweller is a :derp:

Fuck you.
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troyguitar wrote: Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:11 pm
dubshow wrote: Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:00 pm id also like the 20+ pages of :derp: shit posting in OT moved to here.

That way regular scheduled shit posting of OT can commence.
Because anyone who disagrees with some redneck swamp dweller is a :derp:

Fuck you.
SHOTS FIRED

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troyguitar wrote: Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:11 pm
dubshow wrote: Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:00 pm id also like the 20+ pages of :derp: shit posting in OT moved to here.

That way regular scheduled shit posting of OT can commence.
Because anyone who disagrees with some redneck swamp dweller is a :derp:

Fuck you.
with an attitude like that,

you might get...


shot.


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troyguitar wrote: Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:11 pm
dubshow wrote: Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:00 pm id also like the 20+ pages of :derp: shit posting in OT moved to here.

That way regular scheduled shit posting of OT can commence.
Because anyone who disagrees with some redneck swamp dweller is a :derp:

Fuck you.

Troy, I've deiced I don't like the 1st amendment. Specifically applied to you since i don't agree. Shut up.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:14 pm
troyguitar wrote: Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:11 pm

Because anyone who disagrees with some redneck swamp dweller is a :derp:

Fuck you.

Troy, I've deiced I don't like the 1st amendment. Specifically applied to you since i don't agree. Shut up.
Dat :fax: deicing machine :doe:

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troyguitar wrote: Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:15 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:14 pm


Troy, I've deiced I don't like the 1st amendment. Specifically applied to you since i don't agree. Shut up.
Dat :fax: deicing machine :doe:

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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:14 pm
troyguitar wrote: Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:11 pm

Because anyone who disagrees with some redneck swamp dweller is a :derp:

Fuck you.

Troy, I've deiced I don't like the 1st amendment. Specifically applied to you since i don't agree. Shut up.
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Any time spent arguing any subject with someone who thinks Trump can ban bump stocks by decree sounds wasted.
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But this appears to be a good, ole fashioned troll. And I can appreciate that.



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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5969216/s ... in-london/

Meanwhile, last night. London over took NYC for total murders in 2018!

Thoughts and prayers for their gun ban. They have a huge spike in recent years of gun shot wounds AND stabbings in ER surgery.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b09xcsl9
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Wed Feb 21, 2018 6:45 pm Any time spent arguing any subject with someone who thinks Trump can ban bump stocks by decree sounds wasted.
BUT BUT BUT OBAMA APPROVED THEM FOR SAIL.

TRUMP GONNA SAVED US FROM THE SCARIES.

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