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Imo he was in the center which is what made him so good. If 1 is a full on Blue guilt cuck and 10 was a full on red bible humper, he went from 6 to 4 IMO. And I sort of lost interest... too bad as he had entertaining guests.

Same goes for Howard stern they followed the exact same path, now Howard is impossible to listen to, and about 10 years ago he was pretty entertaining before moving to “satellite radio”
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Also I thought being a "cuck" was watching your wife taking it from some other dude in a hotel room. It is getting a LOT of airplay on here lately, Maximillian is calling every mother's son a "cuck" one way or the other. Getting a little tired of honey-do's at the homestead Max?
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 3:40 pm Also I thought being a "cuck" was watching your wife taking it from some other dude in a hotel room. It is getting a LOT of airplay on here lately, Maximillian is calling every mother's son a "cuck" one way or the other. Getting a little tired of honey-do's at the homestead Max?
I noticed it was getting thrown around a lot as well, particularly by Max.

I do find the 'liberal cuck moniker rather :lolol:
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wap wrote: Wed Nov 18, 2020 11:51 am Fucking hell.

Met with bossbro yesterday. He wants to move me from my current job, which I thoroughly love and is perfect for me in every way, into a different position that, admittedly, needs exactly the kind of help that I'm perfect for, ie, it requires very careful attention to detail, exceptional communication skills, and an intimate knowledge of the company and how we operate, etc. We've plugged several :millennial: 's into the job over the years and they've all failed for lacking the above skills. I guess it's a compliment to me, but this job SUCKS:

VERY high stress
one small mistake could cost massive amounts of $
I love the people I work with currently but in the new gig I'd be working closely with (but not for) ex alpha-prick boss
Hours suck. I'd have to come in an hour earlier, though I'd get to leave an hour earlier also, but I am NOT a morning person so 7:00 am start time is :gag: to me. I'd also get a company phone so I'd be "on call" pretty much all waking hours.
It involves the second highest spend in the company after inventory purchasing, so it's very high profile and small mistakes get publicly amplified.
Of course no extra $ pay :rolleyes:

I'm honestly very :( and :| . The only job I've ever coveted here, that I've built from literally nothing for 4 years and the one I totally saw myself retiring from in a few years, is basically being shut down so I can move into this new gig. But, as I see it, my options all suck:

1) Accept it - honestly the most likely option - and be miserable while getting burned out and plan on retiring before I'm ready.
2) Refuse to do it and get fired for insubordination
3) Quit and piss away 28 years of seniority, 5 weeks of vacation, and a 15 minute commute and try to find another gig at my age :yeahok:

FUCK
Wanted to follow up on this.

I came up with a couple of ideas to save my current job and my sanity/happiness, which I presented to bossbro last week.

We sat down in his office and, after he reiterated to me why he needed me in the position, it's currently a shitshow, etc, etc, etc, I asked him if he ever actually saw/read any of the kid's emails. He said no, he just hears about the problems, which means he's only going by what poison alphaprick former boss is pouring into his ear. Well, the kid has been copying me on all of his emails with our vendors and with our salespeople for the last couple weeks, and frankly, he's GOOD. I was :mindblown: after hearing what a fuckup he is, all the communication problems, etc. Every single one of his emails use good grammar, complete sentences, and are full of detail, little spreadsheet, etc. He juggles a LOT of :balls: and he keeps everything straight, between 6-7 :baby: salespeople and 7 or 8 processors and dozens of orders at any given time. I told bossbro this and he switched up the story a bit. It wasn't communication exactly that the kid is failing at, it's more that he doesn't push back when a salesperson askes for something unreasonable or when a vendor pushes an order out beyond what their quoted lead time is supposed to be. Basically, he is not a good, forceful enough advocate for the company and he just takes shit from our salespeople without questioning them at all. Example: Kid quotes a salesperson 10 days lead time to process an order. Salesperson enters an order with 6 day lead time. 3-4 days later salesperson sends a frantic email saying the customer can't wait for 10 days, we HAVE to ship in 6. Kid pushes vendor to speed up their lead time. Vendor manages to do it in 8 days. Salesperson says that is "totally unacceptable". Customer gets pissed, bossbro hears about "another shit show" from Kid. Fuuuck that.

This actually fit in with my :evilplan: : I told bossbro I had 2 concerns. 1), the kid is a fine communicator and I don't think I could bring the level of change or improvement to the position that he's looking for, which will only reflect badly on me. And 2) I feel my current job has a lot of value that he doesn't see. I do a shit ton of things and catch things before they become yuuge problems down the road that he never knows about, and to stop that will just let these problems build to the point that in a couple of years they're going to need attention to solve again. He understood what I was saying, thankfully. So I gave him my proposal, which was to have me have a foot in each job. To wik let the kid continue to do what he's doing, do what he is good at, and I'll just sort of oversee things and step in when needed to advocate for us to a vendor or tell a salesperson that no, we can't accommodate their unreasonable, changed expectations, or point out when they need to correct a mistake on their order before we send it out for processing. Things that will have a lot more credibility coming from me and my 28 years of experience here than from him, and that the kid was too timid to do himself. Letting him continue the day to day shit will allow me to continue to do my regular job as well, and I wouldn't have to change my hours. :fuckyeah: Bossbro LOVED the idea. He was immediately excited and wanted to meet with the kid's boss immediately to discuss further, but he was out for a couple days so we meet soon after. Prior to that meeting I went to the kid's boss and told him that I had an idea that I basically demanded that he back me on in the meeting, which, after I explained it to him, he said he would, and he did.

We then presented it to the kid earlier this week. He wasn't thrilled :ohwell: , but he liked the fact that I would be taking some heat off of him from the vendors and the salespeople, so he'll :dealwithit: just fine. Also, they're going to move him from the Production office up to the main office right next to me, which is funny because the original plan was for me to move to the Production office, but I raised a stink about that. :nope: :lolol: Similarly, instead of my hours changing, his hours are changing. He used to come in at 5:00am and leave at 2:00 which is :really: , but now he'll work from 6:30 - 3:00.

So, best possible outcome for me, all things considered. This will all begin after the first of the year.

:notbad: :fuckyeah:
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 3:40 pm Also I thought being a "cuck" was watching your wife taking it from some other dude in a hotel room. It is getting a LOT of airplay on here lately, Maximillian is calling every mother's son a "cuck" one way or the other. Getting a little tired of honey-do's at the homestead Max?
:dat:
I always think "cuckold" when I see it.
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D Griff wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 3:58 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 3:40 pm Also I thought being a "cuck" was watching your wife taking it from some other dude in a hotel room. It is getting a LOT of airplay on here lately, Maximillian is calling every mother's son a "cuck" one way or the other. Getting a little tired of honey-do's at the homestead Max?
I noticed it was getting thrown around a lot as well, particularly by Max.

I do find the 'liberal cuck moniker rather :lolol:
I don't think it's supposed to be complimentary at all. It's rather derogatory, if I'm not mistaken.
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wap wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 4:19 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 3:40 pm Also I thought being a "cuck" was watching your wife taking it from some other dude in a hotel room. It is getting a LOT of airplay on here lately, Maximillian is calling every mother's son a "cuck" one way or the other. Getting a little tired of honey-do's at the homestead Max?
:dat:
I always think "cuckold" when I see it.
Yes, that's what "cuck" means. Somehow a staple of the porn industry has been politicized.
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wap wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 4:23 pm
D Griff wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 3:58 pm

I noticed it was getting thrown around a lot as well, particularly by Max.

I do find the 'liberal cuck moniker rather :lolol:
I don't think it's supposed to be complimentary at all. It's rather derogatory, if I'm not mistaken.
Correct Ron. As a card carrying "liberal cuck" you are a weakling and a pussy for holding "blue views." Sorry to break it to you mang. MAGA guys are manly, you're a :crang:
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 4:42 pm
wap wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 4:23 pm

I don't think it's supposed to be complimentary at all. It's rather derogatory, if I'm not mistaken.
Correct Ron. As a card carrying "liberal cuck" you are a weakling and a pussy for holding "blue views." Sorry to break it to you mang. MAGA guys are manly, you're a :crang:
Right. Got it.
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wap wrote: Wed Nov 18, 2020 11:51 am Fucking hell.

Met with bossbro yesterday. He wants to move me from my current job, which I thoroughly love and is perfect for me in every way, into a different position that, admittedly, needs exactly the kind of help that I'm perfect for, ie, it requires very careful attention to detail, exceptional communication skills, and an intimate knowledge of the company and how we operate, etc. We've plugged several :millennial: 's into the job over the years and they've all failed for lacking the above skills. I guess it's a compliment to me, but this job SUCKS:

VERY high stress
one small mistake could cost massive amounts of $
I love the people I work with currently but in the new gig I'd be working closely with (but not for) ex alpha-prick boss
Hours suck. I'd have to come in an hour earlier, though I'd get to leave an hour earlier also, but I am NOT a morning person so 7:00 am start time is :gag: to me. I'd also get a company phone so I'd be "on call" pretty much all waking hours.
It involves the second highest spend in the company after inventory purchasing, so it's very high profile and small mistakes get publicly amplified.
Of course no extra $ pay :rolleyes:

I'm honestly very :( and :| . The only job I've ever coveted here, that I've built from literally nothing for 4 years and the one I totally saw myself retiring from in a few years, is basically being shut down so I can move into this new gig. But, as I see it, my options all suck:

1) Accept it - honestly the most likely option - and be miserable while getting burned out and plan on retiring before I'm ready.
2) Refuse to do it and get fired for insubordination
3) Quit and piss away 28 years of seniority, 5 weeks of vacation, and a 15 minute commute and try to find another gig at my age :yeahok:

FUCK
Wanted to follow up on this.

I came up with a couple of ideas to save my current job and my sanity/happiness, which I presented to bossbro last week.

We sat down in his office and, after he reiterated to me why he needed me in the position, it's currently a shitshow, etc, etc, etc, I asked him if he ever actually saw/read any of the kid's emails. He said no, he just hears about the problems, which means he's only going by what poison alphaprick former boss is pouring into his ear. Well, the kid has been copying me on all of his emails with our vendors and with our salespeople for the last couple weeks, and frankly, he's GOOD. I was :mindblown: after hearing what a fuckup he is, all the communication problems, etc. Every single one of his emails use good grammar, complete sentences, and are full of detail, little spreadsheet, etc. He juggles a LOT of :balls: and he keeps everything straight, between 6-7 :baby: salespeople and 7 or 8 processors and dozens of orders at any given time. I told bossbro this and he switched up the story a bit. It wasn't communication exactly that the kid is failing at, it's more that he doesn't push back when a salesperson askes for something unreasonable or when a vendor pushes an order out beyond what their quoted lead time is supposed to be. Basically, he is not a good, forceful enough advocate for the company and he just takes shit from our salespeople without questioning them at all. Example: Kid quotes a salesperson 10 days lead time to process an order. Salesperson enters an order with 6 day lead time. 3-4 days later salesperson sends a frantic email saying the customer can't wait for 10 days, we HAVE to ship in 6. Kid pushes vendor to speed up their lead time. Vendor manages to do it in 8 days. Salesperson says that is "totally unacceptable". Customer gets pissed, bossbro hears about "another shit show" from Kid. Fuuuck that.

This actually fit in with my :evilplan: : I told bossbro I had 2 concerns. 1), the kid is a fine communicator and I don't think I could bring the level of change or improvement to the position that he's looking for, which will only reflect badly on me. And 2) I feel my current job has a lot of value that he doesn't see. I do a shit ton of things and catch things before they become yuuge problems down the road that he never knows about, and to stop that will just let these problems build to the point that in a couple of years they're going to need attention to solve again. He understood what I was saying, thankfully. So I gave him my proposal, which was to have me have a foot in each job. To wik let the kid continue to do what he's doing, do what he is good at, and I'll just sort of oversee things and step in when needed to advocate for us to a vendor or tell a salesperson that no, we can't accommodate their unreasonable, changed expectations, or point out when they need to correct a mistake on their order before we send it out for processing. Things that will have a lot more credibility coming from me and my 28 years of experience here than from him, and that the kid was too timid to do himself. Letting him continue the day to day shit will allow me to continue to do my regular job as well, and I wouldn't have to change my hours. :fuckyeah: Bossbro LOVED the idea. He was immediately excited and wanted to meet with the kid's boss immediately to discuss further, but he was out for a couple days so we meet soon after. Prior to that meeting I went to the kid's boss and told him that I had an idea that I basically demanded that he back me on in the meeting, which, after I explained it to him, he said he would, and he did.

We then presented it to the kid earlier this week. He wasn't thrilled :ohwell: , but he liked the fact that I would be taking some heat off of him from the vendors and the salespeople, so he'll :dealwithit: just fine. Also, they're going to move him from the Production office up to the main office right next to me, which is funny because the original plan was for me to move to the Production office, but I raised a stink about that. :nope: :lolol: Similarly, instead of my hours changing, his hours are changing. He used to come in at 5:00am and leave at 2:00 which is :really: , but now he'll work from 6:30 - 3:00.

So, best possible outcome for me, all things considered. This will all begin after the first of the year.

:notbad: :fuckyeah:
Ron, this is absolutely OUTFUCKINGSTANDING. For a cuck, you've sure got some balls.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 4:46 pm
wap wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 4:17 pm
Wanted to follow up on this.

I came up with a couple of ideas to save my current job and my sanity/happiness, which I presented to bossbro last week.

We sat down in his office and, after he reiterated to me why he needed me in the position, it's currently a shitshow, etc, etc, etc, I asked him if he ever actually saw/read any of the kid's emails. He said no, he just hears about the problems, which means he's only going by what poison alphaprick former boss is pouring into his ear. Well, the kid has been copying me on all of his emails with our vendors and with our salespeople for the last couple weeks, and frankly, he's GOOD. I was :mindblown: after hearing what a fuckup he is, all the communication problems, etc. Every single one of his emails use good grammar, complete sentences, and are full of detail, little spreadsheet, etc. He juggles a LOT of :balls: and he keeps everything straight, between 6-7 :baby: salespeople and 7 or 8 processors and dozens of orders at any given time. I told bossbro this and he switched up the story a bit. It wasn't communication exactly that the kid is failing at, it's more that he doesn't push back when a salesperson askes for something unreasonable or when a vendor pushes an order out beyond what their quoted lead time is supposed to be. Basically, he is not a good, forceful enough advocate for the company and he just takes shit from our salespeople without questioning them at all. Example: Kid quotes a salesperson 10 days lead time to process an order. Salesperson enters an order with 6 day lead time. 3-4 days later salesperson sends a frantic email saying the customer can't wait for 10 days, we HAVE to ship in 6. Kid pushes vendor to speed up their lead time. Vendor manages to do it in 8 days. Salesperson says that is "totally unacceptable". Customer gets pissed, bossbro hears about "another shit show" from Kid. Fuuuck that.

This actually fit in with my :evilplan: : I told bossbro I had 2 concerns. 1), the kid is a fine communicator and I don't think I could bring the level of change or improvement to the position that he's looking for, which will only reflect badly on me. And 2) I feel my current job has a lot of value that he doesn't see. I do a shit ton of things and catch things before they become yuuge problems down the road that he never knows about, and to stop that will just let these problems build to the point that in a couple of years they're going to need attention to solve again. He understood what I was saying, thankfully. So I gave him my proposal, which was to have me have a foot in each job. To wik let the kid continue to do what he's doing, do what he is good at, and I'll just sort of oversee things and step in when needed to advocate for us to a vendor or tell a salesperson that no, we can't accommodate their unreasonable, changed expectations, or point out when they need to correct a mistake on their order before we send it out for processing. Things that will have a lot more credibility coming from me and my 28 years of experience here than from him, and that the kid was too timid to do himself. Letting him continue the day to day shit will allow me to continue to do my regular job as well, and I wouldn't have to change my hours. :fuckyeah: Bossbro LOVED the idea. He was immediately excited and wanted to meet with the kid's boss immediately to discuss further, but he was out for a couple days so we meet soon after. Prior to that meeting I went to the kid's boss and told him that I had an idea that I basically demanded that he back me on in the meeting, which, after I explained it to him, he said he would, and he did.

We then presented it to the kid earlier this week. He wasn't thrilled :ohwell: , but he liked the fact that I would be taking some heat off of him from the vendors and the salespeople, so he'll :dealwithit: just fine. Also, they're going to move him from the Production office up to the main office right next to me, which is funny because the original plan was for me to move to the Production office, but I raised a stink about that. :nope: :lolol: Similarly, instead of my hours changing, his hours are changing. He used to come in at 5:00am and leave at 2:00 which is :really: , but now he'll work from 6:30 - 3:00.

So, best possible outcome for me, all things considered. This will all begin after the first of the year.

:notbad: :fuckyeah:
Ron, this is absolutely OUTFUCKINGSTANDING. For a cuck, you've sure got some balls.
:lol: Thanks. I was pretty pleased, both with myself for thinking of and proposing my idea, and with bossbro's enthusiasm and, of course, the 5/7 outcome.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 4:46 pm

Ron, this is absolutely OUTFUCKINGSTANDING. For a cuck, you've sure got some balls.
:lol: Thanks. I was pretty pleased, both with myself for thinking of and proposing my idea, and with bossbro's enthusiasm and, of course, the 5/7 outcome.
I look forward to reading about this when I have 40 free minutes tonight 😃

Glad that things are on the up!
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wap wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 5:04 pm

:lol: Thanks. I was pretty pleased, both with myself for thinking of and proposing my idea, and with bossbro's enthusiasm and, of course, the 5/7 outcome.
I look forward to reading about this when I have 40 free minutes tonight 😃

Glad that things are on the up!
Lulz, sorry for the wall of text. :)
And thanks.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 3:40 pm Also I thought being a "cuck" was watching your wife taking it from some other dude in a hotel room. It is getting a LOT of airplay on here lately, Maximillian is calling every mother's son a "cuck" one way or the other. Getting a little tired of honey-do's at the homestead Max?
It's Max's new word, which I don't entirely understand beyond the definition you know it to be. I think he's salty that he did the ultimate "cuck" move by dumping millions on a house he didn't want to appease the :tits:
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wap wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 4:17 pm
wap wrote: Wed Nov 18, 2020 11:51 am Fucking hell.

Met with bossbro yesterday. He wants to move me from my current job, which I thoroughly love and is perfect for me in every way, into a different position that, admittedly, needs exactly the kind of help that I'm perfect for, ie, it requires very careful attention to detail, exceptional communication skills, and an intimate knowledge of the company and how we operate, etc. We've plugged several :millennial: 's into the job over the years and they've all failed for lacking the above skills. I guess it's a compliment to me, but this job SUCKS:

VERY high stress
one small mistake could cost massive amounts of $
I love the people I work with currently but in the new gig I'd be working closely with (but not for) ex alpha-prick boss
Hours suck. I'd have to come in an hour earlier, though I'd get to leave an hour earlier also, but I am NOT a morning person so 7:00 am start time is :gag: to me. I'd also get a company phone so I'd be "on call" pretty much all waking hours.
It involves the second highest spend in the company after inventory purchasing, so it's very high profile and small mistakes get publicly amplified.
Of course no extra $ pay :rolleyes:

I'm honestly very :( and :| . The only job I've ever coveted here, that I've built from literally nothing for 4 years and the one I totally saw myself retiring from in a few years, is basically being shut down so I can move into this new gig. But, as I see it, my options all suck:

1) Accept it - honestly the most likely option - and be miserable while getting burned out and plan on retiring before I'm ready.
2) Refuse to do it and get fired for insubordination
3) Quit and piss away 28 years of seniority, 5 weeks of vacation, and a 15 minute commute and try to find another gig at my age :yeahok:

FUCK
Wanted to follow up on this.

I came up with a couple of ideas to save my current job and my sanity/happiness, which I presented to bossbro last week.

We sat down in his office and, after he reiterated to me why he needed me in the position, it's currently a shitshow, etc, etc, etc, I asked him if he ever actually saw/read any of the kid's emails. He said no, he just hears about the problems, which means he's only going by what poison alphaprick former boss is pouring into his ear. Well, the kid has been copying me on all of his emails with our vendors and with our salespeople for the last couple weeks, and frankly, he's GOOD. I was :mindblown: after hearing what a fuckup he is, all the communication problems, etc. Every single one of his emails use good grammar, complete sentences, and are full of detail, little spreadsheet, etc. He juggles a LOT of :balls: and he keeps everything straight, between 6-7 :baby: salespeople and 7 or 8 processors and dozens of orders at any given time. I told bossbro this and he switched up the story a bit. It wasn't communication exactly that the kid is failing at, it's more that he doesn't push back when a salesperson askes for something unreasonable or when a vendor pushes an order out beyond what their quoted lead time is supposed to be. Basically, he is not a good, forceful enough advocate for the company and he just takes shit from our salespeople without questioning them at all. Example: Kid quotes a salesperson 10 days lead time to process an order. Salesperson enters an order with 6 day lead time. 3-4 days later salesperson sends a frantic email saying the customer can't wait for 10 days, we HAVE to ship in 6. Kid pushes vendor to speed up their lead time. Vendor manages to do it in 8 days. Salesperson says that is "totally unacceptable". Customer gets pissed, bossbro hears about "another shit show" from Kid. Fuuuck that.

This actually fit in with my :evilplan: : I told bossbro I had 2 concerns. 1), the kid is a fine communicator and I don't think I could bring the level of change or improvement to the position that he's looking for, which will only reflect badly on me. And 2) I feel my current job has a lot of value that he doesn't see. I do a shit ton of things and catch things before they become yuuge problems down the road that he never knows about, and to stop that will just let these problems build to the point that in a couple of years they're going to need attention to solve again. He understood what I was saying, thankfully. So I gave him my proposal, which was to have me have a foot in each job. To wik let the kid continue to do what he's doing, do what he is good at, and I'll just sort of oversee things and step in when needed to advocate for us to a vendor or tell a salesperson that no, we can't accommodate their unreasonable, changed expectations, or point out when they need to correct a mistake on their order before we send it out for processing. Things that will have a lot more credibility coming from me and my 28 years of experience here than from him, and that the kid was too timid to do himself. Letting him continue the day to day shit will allow me to continue to do my regular job as well, and I wouldn't have to change my hours. :fuckyeah: Bossbro LOVED the idea. He was immediately excited and wanted to meet with the kid's boss immediately to discuss further, but he was out for a couple days so we meet soon after. Prior to that meeting I went to the kid's boss and told him that I had an idea that I basically demanded that he back me on in the meeting, which, after I explained it to him, he said he would, and he did.

We then presented it to the kid earlier this week. He wasn't thrilled :ohwell: , but he liked the fact that I would be taking some heat off of him from the vendors and the salespeople, so he'll :dealwithit: just fine. Also, they're going to move him from the Production office up to the main office right next to me, which is funny because the original plan was for me to move to the Production office, but I raised a stink about that. :nope: :lolol: Similarly, instead of my hours changing, his hours are changing. He used to come in at 5:00am and leave at 2:00 which is :really: , but now he'll work from 6:30 - 3:00.

So, best possible outcome for me, all things considered. This will all begin after the first of the year.

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Dude. THIS is the sort of compromise I was getting at! Excellent work man, really glad it worked out for you. I know it was stressful.
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I always think "cuckold" when I see it.
Yes, that's what "cuck" means. Somehow a staple of the porn industry has been politicized.
Still baffles me.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 6:02 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 3:40 pm Also I thought being a "cuck" was watching your wife taking it from some other dude in a hotel room. It is getting a LOT of airplay on here lately, Maximillian is calling every mother's son a "cuck" one way or the other. Getting a little tired of honey-do's at the homestead Max?
It's Max's new word, which I don't entirely understand beyond the definition you know it to be. I think he's salty that he did the ultimate "cuck" move by dumping millions on a house he didn't want to appease the :tits:
Or driving to Home Depot every free moment for the next :pinshit: project.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 6:15 pm
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It's Max's new word, which I don't entirely understand beyond the definition you know it to be. I think he's salty that he did the ultimate "cuck" move by dumping millions on a house he didn't want to appease the :tits:
Or driving to Home Depot every free moment for the next :pinshit: project.
Normal home ownershit IMO
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Thanks :mahman:
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Detroit wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 6:02 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 3:40 pm Also I thought being a "cuck" was watching your wife taking it from some other dude in a hotel room. It is getting a LOT of airplay on here lately, Maximillian is calling every mother's son a "cuck" one way or the other. Getting a little tired of honey-do's at the homestead Max?
It's Max's new word, which I don't entirely understand beyond the definition you know it to be. I think he's salty that he did the ultimate "cuck" move by dumping millions on a house he didn't want to appease the :tits:
Sounds plausible.
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Wanted to follow up on this.

I came up with a couple of ideas to save my current job and my sanity/happiness, which I presented to bossbro last week.

We sat down in his office and, after he reiterated to me why he needed me in the position, it's currently a shitshow, etc, etc, etc, I asked him if he ever actually saw/read any of the kid's emails. He said no, he just hears about the problems, which means he's only going by what poison alphaprick former boss is pouring into his ear. Well, the kid has been copying me on all of his emails with our vendors and with our salespeople for the last couple weeks, and frankly, he's GOOD. I was :mindblown: after hearing what a fuckup he is, all the communication problems, etc. Every single one of his emails use good grammar, complete sentences, and are full of detail, little spreadsheet, etc. He juggles a LOT of :balls: and he keeps everything straight, between 6-7 :baby: salespeople and 7 or 8 processors and dozens of orders at any given time. I told bossbro this and he switched up the story a bit. It wasn't communication exactly that the kid is failing at, it's more that he doesn't push back when a salesperson askes for something unreasonable or when a vendor pushes an order out beyond what their quoted lead time is supposed to be. Basically, he is not a good, forceful enough advocate for the company and he just takes shit from our salespeople without questioning them at all. Example: Kid quotes a salesperson 10 days lead time to process an order. Salesperson enters an order with 6 day lead time. 3-4 days later salesperson sends a frantic email saying the customer can't wait for 10 days, we HAVE to ship in 6. Kid pushes vendor to speed up their lead time. Vendor manages to do it in 8 days. Salesperson says that is "totally unacceptable". Customer gets pissed, bossbro hears about "another shit show" from Kid. Fuuuck that.

This actually fit in with my :evilplan: : I told bossbro I had 2 concerns. 1), the kid is a fine communicator and I don't think I could bring the level of change or improvement to the position that he's looking for, which will only reflect badly on me. And 2) I feel my current job has a lot of value that he doesn't see. I do a shit ton of things and catch things before they become yuuge problems down the road that he never knows about, and to stop that will just let these problems build to the point that in a couple of years they're going to need attention to solve again. He understood what I was saying, thankfully. So I gave him my proposal, which was to have me have a foot in each job. To wik let the kid continue to do what he's doing, do what he is good at, and I'll just sort of oversee things and step in when needed to advocate for us to a vendor or tell a salesperson that no, we can't accommodate their unreasonable, changed expectations, or point out when they need to correct a mistake on their order before we send it out for processing. Things that will have a lot more credibility coming from me and my 28 years of experience here than from him, and that the kid was too timid to do himself. Letting him continue the day to day shit will allow me to continue to do my regular job as well, and I wouldn't have to change my hours. :fuckyeah: Bossbro LOVED the idea. He was immediately excited and wanted to meet with the kid's boss immediately to discuss further, but he was out for a couple days so we meet soon after. Prior to that meeting I went to the kid's boss and told him that I had an idea that I basically demanded that he back me on in the meeting, which, after I explained it to him, he said he would, and he did.

We then presented it to the kid earlier this week. He wasn't thrilled :ohwell: , but he liked the fact that I would be taking some heat off of him from the vendors and the salespeople, so he'll :dealwithit: just fine. Also, they're going to move him from the Production office up to the main office right next to me, which is funny because the original plan was for me to move to the Production office, but I raised a stink about that. :nope: :lolol: Similarly, instead of my hours changing, his hours are changing. He used to come in at 5:00am and leave at 2:00 which is :really: , but now he'll work from 6:30 - 3:00.

So, best possible outcome for me, all things considered. This will all begin after the first of the year.

:notbad: :fuckyeah:
Dude. THIS is the sort of compromise I was getting at! Excellent work man, really glad it worked out for you. I know it was stressful.
Thanks mang. I'm really pleased with the outcome. It's the least negatively impactful scenario for me, which is :like:
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 6:37 pm Solid deal, ye olde WAP. :bravo:
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Detroit wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 6:07 pm
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Yes, that's what "cuck" means. Somehow a staple of the porn industry has been politicized.
Still baffles me.
"Ultimate cuck move there brah"
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