Powl: The Shitcatchers

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Who catches the most shit

:225:
4
14%
Detroit
1
3%
:crang:
19
66%
:dubshow:
1
3%
:wasteful:
0
No votes
:waxer:
0
No votes
:mahtroy:
4
14%
:neek:
0
No votes
 
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:50 am :crang: by miles.

out of :wub: but still metric tons of :poop:
:dat:
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Calvinball wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:12 am
Melon wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:51 am

Could be.

Since you're a father of 1.98 children.
So really, every negative comment about kids and having kids is directed squarely at me.
It's clearly all your fault.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Calvinball wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:12 am
Melon wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:51 am

Could be.

Since you're a father of 1.98 children.
So really, every negative comment about kids and having kids is directed squarely at me.
No, it's not that deep.
Diapers breh, literal shit catching.
4zilch wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:46 am I'm a fucking failure.
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Tarspin wrote: Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:48 pm I think :crang: in OT but tbh the whole buy bitcoin daily rant at $15000 a piece deserves a little push back. His relationship/friendship stories are pretty epic, and make my mornings some day!
Even so I still feel bad for the guy, not everyone deserves that. I mean yes, you can fuck around with your friends sometimes, but I think it gets a little too much to say the least. I haven't heard much of that going on lately.
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razr390 wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:44 am He’s busy hosting super bowl parties
is crang even in our snapchat group?
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wap wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:06 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:50 am :crang: by miles.

out of :wub: but still metric tons of :poop:
:dat:
Double :dat:
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:44 pm
razr390 wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:44 am He’s busy hosting super bowl parties
is crang even in our snapchat group?
He is but he's been quiet lately. :disappoint:
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I dunno the Crang man has been pretty impressive. It' like he's got a Kevlar flack jacket on. Despite knowing he is Lieutenant Dan walking into a Viet Cong ambush he will post some shit like "I don't understand why my roommate ate my leftover Taco Bell without asking me." Or, "Sylvia at work is married to a 10 time Jujitsu champion who has done serious prison time, and she wants to share a warm bran muffin and coffee every morning and texts me constantly about needing a friend." I personally don't think he's catching shit, I think he's doling it out. When the smoke clears this kid is going to be enshrined in the Troll Hall of Fame.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:12 pm I dunno the Crang man has been pretty impressive. It' like he's got a Kevlar flack jacket on. Despite knowing he is Lieutenant Dan walking into a Viet Cong ambush he will post some shit like "I don't understand why my roommate ate my leftover Taco Bell without asking me." Or, "Sylvia at work is married to a 10 time Jujitsu champion who has done serious prison time, and she wants to share a warm bran muffin and coffee every morning and texts me constantly about needing a friend." I personally don't think he's catching shit, I think he's doling it out. When the smoke clears this kid is going to enshrined in the Troll Hall of Fame.
It is impossible to pick just one of Desert's posts as POTD. :amazing:
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4zilch wrote: Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:40 pm Today Max stated that he catches “more shit on here than any of you combined.”

So is he indeed the Jerry Rice of :poop: catching? This highly scientific powl will prove once and for all who’s the career leader in :poop: catches in DFD
Max takes well deserved shit with aplomb, other than getting censored. He's a special snowflake about his first amendment rights. Also, the guy puts a lot of personal information out on the table to catch shit for. He should be commended for that, not vilified. I don't get to mix and match AZN's and mail order Siberians, so I am grateful for the entertainment value of someone who does.
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Apex wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:13 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:12 pm I dunno the Crang man has been pretty impressive. It' like he's got a Kevlar flack jacket on. Despite knowing he is Lieutenant Dan walking into a Viet Cong ambush he will post some shit like "I don't understand why my roommate ate my leftover Taco Bell without asking me." Or, "Sylvia at work is married to a 10 time Jujitsu champion who has done serious prison time, and she wants to share a warm bran muffin and coffee every morning and texts me constantly about needing a friend." I personally don't think he's catching shit, I think he's doling it out. When the smoke clears this kid is going to enshrined in the Troll Hall of Fame.
It is impossible to pick just one of Desert's posts as POTD. :amazing:
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max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Apex wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:13 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:12 pm I dunno the Crang man has been pretty impressive. It' like he's got a Kevlar flack jacket on. Despite knowing he is Lieutenant Dan walking into a Viet Cong ambush he will post some shit like "I don't understand why my roommate ate my leftover Taco Bell without asking me." Or, "Sylvia at work is married to a 10 time Jujitsu champion who has done serious prison time, and she wants to share a warm bran muffin and coffee every morning and texts me constantly about needing a friend." I personally don't think he's catching shit, I think he's doling it out. When the smoke clears this kid is going to enshrined in the Troll Hall of Fame.
It is impossible to pick just one of Desert's posts as POTD. :amazing:
:dat: :dat: :dat:
So quality. Such post. Amaze
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It is impossible to pick just one of Desert's posts as POTD. :amazing:
I strive to entertain.
You succeed, Breh. :wub:
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Apex wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:13 pm It is impossible to pick just one of Desert's posts as POTD. :amazing:
I strive to entertain.
How has someone not offered you your own talk show yet?
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:56 pm
Desertbreh wrote:
I strive to entertain.
How has someone not offered you your own talk show yet?
Kind words. It's too bad the Clownshoobie doesn't post more, the dude has serious game, but he's too busy sweeping chimneys.
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I got out :crang: 'd :(
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:20 pm
Apex wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:13 pm

It is impossible to pick just one of Desert's posts as POTD. :amazing:
I strive to entertain.
Yas Queen. You and that socal 320i baby bick beemer guy... except he would get really angry at random shit was :disgust:
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max225 wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:10 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:20 pm

I strive to entertain.
Yas Queen. You and that socal 320i baby bick beemer guy... except he would get really angry at random shit was :disgust:
Don't sell yourself short. I'd easily put you in the top 5 posters for LOLs.
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max225 wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:00 pm I got out :crang: 'd :(
Such a :crang: thing to do
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Just like when I lost at being WFM. Which in itself is a feat I guess.... Fail at failing = Winning?
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razr390 wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:44 pm
max225 wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:00 pm I got out :crang: 'd :(
Such a :crang: thing to do
And such a :crang: reaction, too.
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max225 wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:47 pm Just like when I lost at being WFM. Which in itself is a feat I guess.... Fail at failing = Winning?
:mindblown:
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max225 wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:10 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:20 pm

I strive to entertain.
Yas Queen. You and that socal 320i baby bick beemer guy... except he would get really angry at random shit was :disgust:
Yea Queenie had some great :rage: posts for sure. Probably what got him banned over on the Dead Zone. I wish someone would find him and get his ass over here.
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wap wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:54 pm
max225 wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:10 pm

Yas Queen. You and that socal 320i baby bick beemer guy... except he would get really angry at random shit was :disgust:
Yea Queenie had some great :rage: posts for sure. Probably what got him banned over on the Dead Zone. I wish someone would find him and get his ass over here.
He would :rage: quit... which is what he did over there. :member: how peeved he was that no one was showing him RESPEK for his 320i?

:member: his LUMBAR special pillow quests?
:member: his tune BS?

Dude was next level... I like him doe... :gaydance:
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max225 wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:10 pm Yas Queen. You and that socal 320i baby bick beemer guy... except he would get really angry at random shit was :disgust:
Yea Queenie had some great :rage: posts for sure. Probably what got him banned over on the Dead Zone. I wish someone would find him and get his ass over here.
His name is Nate Perry IIRC. He is the best at music.
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