OT 12: Pew Pew Pew

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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:44 pm
SAWCE wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:39 pm

They wound up on the same flight?? That's cool.
Yup. There are pics and everything.
Mile high club?
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:31 pm Man I'm in a great mood. This flight home is such :fuckyeah:
Hot flight attendants?
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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troyguitar wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 1:57 pm
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You're sad about not having dick sucking lips :wat:
I had no idea that's what it meant. :wap:
Me either. :wap:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:31 pm Man I'm in a great mood. This flight home is such :fuckyeah:
Dat mile high club with Griff
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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So the :jimp: young lady we have as a time scheduler for the hourly guys... saw her in the hall today.... she's getting kankles.

:yikes: :sad:
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:11 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:05 pm So the :jimp: young lady we have as a time scheduler for the hourly guys... saw her in the hall today.... she's getting kankles.

:yikes: :sad:
Sad!
Depends...
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:23 pm
[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:11 pm

Sad!
Depends...
I don't think she's hit that stage yet.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:34 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:23 pm
Depends...
What am I missing?
Severity AND offset of :tits: :datass:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:50 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:38 pm
Severity AND offset of :tits: :datass:
:fuckyeah:

I've fucked some thick girls. Always a blast.
:jizz:

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:hue:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Refilling my water bottle with :jizz:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Just kidding :hue:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:58 pm
razr390 wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:53 pm Just kidding :hue:
I thought you were serious :trollface:
He's trying to build up those DSLs.
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Apex wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:04 pm
[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:58 pm

I thought you were serious :trollface:
He's trying to build up those DSLs.
Dat SHEA ALOE proteins.

:lolol: :jizz:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:05 pm
Apex wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:04 pm

He's trying to build up those DSLs.
Dat SHEA ALOE proteins.

:lolol: :jizz:
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Close to bounce out time for work :fuckyeah: :nope: we
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Yay government gonna shut down. Both parties using people as political hostages :lolgasm:

Love it
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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One of those days where I am happy I didn’t go into the government
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:07 pm Yay government gonna shut down. Both parties using people as political hostages :lolgasm:

Love it
:wat:
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Apex wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:13 pm
razr390 wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:07 pm Yay government gonna shut down. Both parties using people as political hostages :lolgasm:

Love it
:wat:
literally no one wants to talk about not shutting down because each side has a condition attached. And we are hostages either way
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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apparently fire alarm going off in my building with that has over 200 apartments. my girlfriend just went outside.

apparently there's an actual fire. 3 fire trucks there. the building is massive and takes over an entire block on both sides. the fire is on the opposite side.
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razr390 wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:14 pm
Apex wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:13 pm

:wat:
literally no one wants to talk about not shutting down because each side has a condition attached. And we are hostages either way
Gubment gonna Gubment.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:50 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:38 pm
Severity AND offset of :tits: :datass:
:fuckyeah:

I've fucked some thick girls. Always a blast.
That's my point. Don't write her off until we have all the facts.

I think a pic is in order...
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Apex wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:00 pm
razr390 wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:14 pm literally no one wants to talk about not shutting down because each side has a condition attached. And we are hostages either way
Gubment gonna Gubment.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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At Chipotle a family of breeders with 5 crumb gobblers. One of them decided to have a :baby: :triggered: fit and the family didn’t do shit about it.

:disgust: :gag: :gtfo:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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