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The Sno Show - Tales of Wedding Fuckery
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Should've had get her an upgraydd.
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troyguitar wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:07 pmShould've had get her an upgraydd.wap wrote:
That was quite a move to fly in December.
1st class gets cancelled with everybody else
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He'd find a way, it's his job.wap wrote:
1st class gets cancelled with everybody else
She’s still sitting in New York. “I’m optimistic.”
I optimistic I’m going to be off tomorrow.
Bitch also last minute overnight shipped gift tags while she was gone for arrival today. Because she was gone, she shipped them to me without asking. And requested signature upon delivery. For gift tags.
This girl is a wedding planner herself. She of all people should know better than to overnight a package for the day before the wedding. Especially in December. Or get on a flight to NYC the week of your wedding.
So I had to sit around all day and recruit Zilch to sit at home while I ran out with worry because iTis December. And UPS don’t give a fuq about that delivery window. Showed up with 20 minutes left in the window. Grrrr...
I’m your wedding planner. The last thing I have time to do 24 hours before your wedding is sit around my house.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Sno wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:35 pmShe’s still sitting in New York. “I’m optimistic.”
I optimistic I’m going to be off tomorrow.
Bitch also last minute overnight shipped gift tags while she was gone for arrival today. Because she was gone, she shipped them to me without asking. And requested signature upon delivery. For gift tags.
This girl is a wedding planner herself. She of all people should know better than to overnight a package for the day before the wedding. Especially in December. Or get on a flight to NYC the week of your wedding.
So I had to sit around all day and recruit Zilch to sit at home while I ran out with worry because iTis December. And UPS don’t give a fuq about that delivery window. Showed up with 20 minutes left in the window. Grrrr...
I’m your wedding planner. The last thing I have time to do 24 hours before your wedding is sit around my house.
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Sno wrote:This girl is a wedding planner herself. She of all people should know better than to overnight a package for the day before the wedding. Especially in December. Or get on a flight to NYC the week of your wedding.
Does she have a history of luck?
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troyguitar wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:15 pmHe'd find a way, it's his job.wap wrote:
1st class gets cancelled with everybody else
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I assume you get paid regardless of whether or not the wedding happens tomorrow, yes?Sno wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:35 pmShe’s still sitting in New York. “I’m optimistic.”
I optimistic I’m going to be off tomorrow.
Bitch also last minute overnight shipped gift tags while she was gone for arrival today. Because she was gone, she shipped them to me without asking. And requested signature upon delivery. For gift tags.
This girl is a wedding planner herself. She of all people should know better than to overnight a package for the day before the wedding. Especially in December. Or get on a flight to NYC the week of your wedding.
So I had to sit around all day and recruit Zilch to sit at home while I ran out with worry because iTis December. And UPS don’t give a fuq about that delivery window. Showed up with 20 minutes left in the window. Grrrr...
I’m your wedding planner. The last thing I have time to do 24 hours before your wedding is sit around my house.
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Calvinball wrote:I need a fucking car, right fucking now.Desertbreh wrote:In 4 planes, trains, and automobiles update.
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troyguitar wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:51 pmCalvinball wrote:
I need a fucking car, right fucking now.
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My parents rented that movie around when it came out, thinking “Steve Martin, John Candy, this’ll be good for the kids.”wap wrote:
I would have been like 6/7ish?
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Correct. In the circumstance that it’s been canceled, we typically send a nice bottle of tequila to at least wash it down with. But we’re keeping the money. Sorry not sorry.wap wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:20 pmI assume you get paid regardless of whether or not the wedding happens tomorrow, yes?Sno wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:35 pm
She’s still sitting in New York. “I’m optimistic.”
I optimistic I’m going to be off tomorrow.
Bitch also last minute overnight shipped gift tags while she was gone for arrival today. Because she was gone, she shipped them to me without asking. And requested signature upon delivery. For gift tags.
This girl is a wedding planner herself. She of all people should know better than to overnight a package for the day before the wedding. Especially in December. Or get on a flight to NYC the week of your wedding.
So I had to sit around all day and recruit Zilch to sit at home while I ran out with worry because iTis December. And UPS don’t give a fuq about that delivery window. Showed up with 20 minutes left in the window. Grrrr...
I’m your wedding planner. The last thing I have time to do 24 hours before your wedding is sit around my house.
She spent the night in New York but boarded a plane about 40 minutes ago. She’s going to be late for hair and make up but we should be fine.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Calvinball wrote: ↑Fri Dec 15, 2017 7:56 amMy parents rented that movie around when it came out, thinking “Steve Martin, John Candy, this’ll be good for the kids.”wap wrote:
I would have been like 6/7ish?
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You were probably 7-8 years too young but I bet you liked it anyway.
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Man, talk about going down to the wire.Sno wrote: ↑Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:37 amCorrect. In the circumstance that it’s been canceled, we typically send a nice bottle of tequila to at least wash it down with. But we’re keeping the money. Sorry not sorry.
She spent the night in New York but boarded a plane about 40 minutes ago. She’s going to be late for hair and make up but we should be fine.
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[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:47 amThat it is. NY to Indiana? Amtrak. No brainier.troyguitar wrote:He'd find a way, it's his job.
After last night, I am now off for a magical, blissful, relaxing, wonderful, two months!! YAAASSSSSSSS!
Next one is March 3rd and God bless slow season/booking season/money making season!
Yesterday was also one of our most uneventful of the year. It was our longest day of the year (6:00 am call time, finally in the door at home last night at 1:37 am.) but I’ll take that over issues. Also one of the coldest days we’ve had in Indiana so far and our couple took an open air carriage ride 18 blocks in downtown Indianapolis from their ceremony site to their reception site. I think our high temp yesterday with wind chill was 4. Brides are so dumb.
Other than that, a freaking terrible band made up of college students that I was pretty convinced were high schoolers until the bar carded them. Friends of the groom. I haven’t seen that many machine washable ill fitting button downs since my middle school choir recital. It was also their first time playing together as well as their first wedding. So much
Catering staff also dropped and shattered an heirloom cake topper in front of everyone.
But I’m done until Maaaaarccchhh!!!
Next one is March 3rd and God bless slow season/booking season/money making season!
Yesterday was also one of our most uneventful of the year. It was our longest day of the year (6:00 am call time, finally in the door at home last night at 1:37 am.) but I’ll take that over issues. Also one of the coldest days we’ve had in Indiana so far and our couple took an open air carriage ride 18 blocks in downtown Indianapolis from their ceremony site to their reception site. I think our high temp yesterday with wind chill was 4. Brides are so dumb.
Other than that, a freaking terrible band made up of college students that I was pretty convinced were high schoolers until the bar carded them. Friends of the groom. I haven’t seen that many machine washable ill fitting button downs since my middle school choir recital. It was also their first time playing together as well as their first wedding. So much
Catering staff also dropped and shattered an heirloom cake topper in front of everyone.
But I’m done until Maaaaarccchhh!!!
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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I expect an uptick in ridiculously good pinshit posts in the cooking thread, especially of the baking variety.
I have been craving an apple pie for weeks. Like, weeks. Zilch will testify, I can’t let it go. And I don’t even like apple pie. Needless to say, it’s first on the list.stripethree wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:18 am I expect an uptick in ridiculously good pinshit posts in the cooking thread, especially of the baking variety.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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stripethree wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:18 am I expect an uptick in ridiculously good pinshit posts in the cooking thread, especially of the baking variety.