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I’ve nearly been there. Wifey and I joke that she had a 6 week pregnancy because that’s how long we knew about our little girl.Sno wrote: ↑Sun Nov 05, 2017 12:19 pmI can’t help but say I would honestly be pissed as the fiancé. Like, how could you not know?!? I know every pregnancy is different but if the roles were reversed and Zilch all of a sudden had a child, I’d have a hard time not saying “you maybe should have known.”
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Our vendors didn't specify anything other than having food, but we just gave them the same food as everyone else... it was almost zero extra cost and they were happy.Sno wrote:It is seriously the most insulting thing you can do to an individual who is working their ass off to make sure one of the most important days of your life goes flawlessly.
I almost always say seats aren’t even necessary. You do not need to pay for more linens, even an extra centerpiece sometimes so that we have guest seats. I’ve eaten in a mop closet before. But we deserve a hot meal. And treating us like the “help” just makes you a shitty human being.
It happens far more frequently than it should. We have a whole Facebook group dedicated to it.[user not found] wrote:troyguitar wrote:Our vendors didn't specify anything other than having food, but we just gave them the same food as everyone else... it was almost zero extra cost and they were happy.
I can't imagine treating someone working to make your amazing day actually amazing anything but spectacularly
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Sno wrote: ↑Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:56 pmIt happens far more frequently than it should. We have a whole Facebook group dedicated to it.[user not found] wrote:
I can't imagine treating someone working to make your amazing day actually amazing anything but spectacularly
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As a former restaurant manager, this makes my food safety senses cringe.
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all of our people had it written into the contract they get fed. We typically do buffet style down here so the caterer on the handful of extra mouths to feed. But yea, what a shitty thing to do...Sno wrote: ↑Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:18 am
And dinner. Which is important to note. This was ours.
A fellow wedding planner who had the exact same caterer last night, just at a different venue, was handed this.
This is a “vendor meal” and the couples that spec it earn a special place in hell. You are essentially given the option when ordering your catering to serve your vendors, who have been on their feet for more than ten hours, usually had to skip lunch, and are the ones making your day actually happen, a shitty room temperature meal to save about $15.00 all together. It is one of the most insulting things you can do to your team.
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re: petite
A person has to be real fat to not notice being pregnant. Also, poor kid. prob. bumped his head pretty good and is
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I'm getting lunch with the florist today. Hoping for pictures of subject.Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:53 amre: petite
A person has to be real fat to not notice being pregnant. Also, poor kid. prob. bumped his head pretty good and is
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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me waiting for pics of this most ignorant person:Sno wrote: ↑Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:00 amI'm getting lunch with the florist today. Hoping for pictures of subject.Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:53 am
re: petite
A person has to be real fat to not notice being pregnant. Also, poor kid. prob. bumped his head pretty good and is
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:53 amre: petite
A person has to be real fat to not notice being pregnant. Also, poor kid. prob. bumped his head pretty good and is
Only four weeks of difference between these two's terms...Apex wrote: ↑Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:55 amBig Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:53 am
re: petite
A person has to be real fat to not notice being pregnant. Also, poor kid. prob. bumped his head pretty good and is
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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I find it hard to believe that “she had no idea”. Perhaps she had compartmentalized it and was beyond a reasonable state of denial.
I’m guessing she’s batshit crazy
As the only published author in a well-known motorcycle publication in the room...
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Lol I’m serious! I find joo the article... hold please.Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:48 am
if you are being sarcastic af fuck or if this is a serious post....
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
http://www.parents.com/pregnancy/everyt ... ferent-on/Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:48 am
if you are being sarcastic af fuck or if this is a serious post....
http://people.com/bodies/fit-pregnant-m ... a-friends/
https://www.shape.com/lifestyle/mind-an ... nant-belly
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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ok, sure...i can now believe that even super skinny/fit/ignorant people can go a long time not realizing they are with child.Sno wrote: ↑Mon Nov 06, 2017 10:12 amhttp://www.parents.com/pregnancy/everyt ... ferent-on/Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:48 am
if you are being sarcastic af fuck or if this is a serious post....
http://people.com/bodies/fit-pregnant-m ... a-friends/
https://www.shape.com/lifestyle/mind-an ... nant-belly
But the first link kinda proves the point...the at 7-8 months if you don't know something is up you are not paying attention. Like if that shit happend to me I'd go to the doc thinking it wa a TOOMAH.
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RIGHT? But, some women with shit diet and other health problems have irregular periods.... but after 3 months of nothing its time to see the ob right?[user not found] wrote: ↑Mon Nov 06, 2017 10:54 amLike if I only shit once a month then didn't for like three months? I'm getting checked out.Big Brain Bradley wrote:
ok, sure...i can now believe that even super skinny/fit/ignorant people can go a long time not realizing they are with child.
But the first link kinda proves the point...the at 7-8 months if you don't know something is up you are not paying attention. Like if that shit happend to me I'd go to the doc thinking it wa a TOOMAH.
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