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Melon wrote: Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:33 amThat happened to me once, but it was just Taco Bell.
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Sno wrote: Sun Nov 05, 2017 12:19 pm
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I can imagine how messy that room was when a child popped out.
I can’t help but say I would honestly be pissed as the fiancé. Like, how could you not know?!? I know every pregnancy is different but if the roles were reversed and Zilch all of a sudden had a child, I’d have a hard time not saying “you maybe should have known.”
I’ve nearly been there. Wifey and I joke that she had a 6 week pregnancy because that’s how long we knew about our little girl.
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Johnny_P wrote: Sun Nov 05, 2017 12:37 pm
Melon wrote: Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:33 amThat happened to me once, but it was just Taco Bell.
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Acid666 wrote: Sun Nov 05, 2017 9:10 am
To me, this is just unbelievably unacceptable. I've worked in the service industry and I really enjoyed working my ass off for people that appreciated it.
It is seriously the most insulting thing you can do to an individual who is working their ass off to make sure one of the most important days of your life goes flawlessly.

I almost always say seats aren’t even necessary. You do not need to pay for more linens, even an extra centerpiece sometimes so that we have guest seats. I’ve eaten in a mop closet before. But we deserve a hot meal. And treating us like the “help” just makes you a shitty human being.
Our vendors didn't specify anything other than having food, but we just gave them the same food as everyone else... it was almost zero extra cost and they were happy. :iono:
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troyguitar wrote:Our vendors didn't specify anything other than having food, but we just gave them the same food as everyone else... it was almost zero extra cost and they were happy. :iono:
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I can't imagine treating someone working to make your amazing day actually amazing anything but spectacularly
It happens far more frequently than it should. We have a whole Facebook group dedicated to it.

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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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So did the baby land in the toilet?
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Talk about a quick baptism.
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Sno wrote: Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:56 pm
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I can't imagine treating someone working to make your amazing day actually amazing anything but spectacularly
It happens far more frequently than it should. We have a whole Facebook group dedicated to it.

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:disgust:

As a former restaurant manager, this makes my food safety senses cringe.
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dubshow wrote: Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:00 pm Talk about a quick baptism.
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Lulz

Don't throw the baby out with the toilet water?

I'm amazed at her natural instinct to just squat, makes you think about laying on a table, is it the best we can do?
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Sno wrote: Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:18 am
And dinner. Which is important to note. This was ours.
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A fellow wedding planner who had the exact same caterer last night, just at a different venue, was handed this.

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This is a “vendor meal” and the couples that spec it earn a special place in hell. You are essentially given the option when ordering your catering to serve your vendors, who have been on their feet for more than ten hours, usually had to skip lunch, and are the ones making your day actually happen, a shitty room temperature meal to save about $15.00 all together. It is one of the most insulting things you can do to your team.

all of our people had it written into the contract they get fed. We typically do buffet style down here so the caterer :aintcare: on the handful of extra mouths to feed. But yea, what a shitty thing to do...
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Sno wrote: Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:34 am
She’s a petite girls, you guys. She had gained 12 lbs but thought it was just from wedding stress. She had been drinking like crazy the past couple weeks for bridal shower, bachelorette party, etc.

:idbu: re: petite

A person has to be real fat to not notice being pregnant. Also, poor kid. prob. bumped his head pretty good and is :drunk:
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:53 am
Sno wrote: Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:34 am
She’s a petite girls, you guys. She had gained 12 lbs but thought it was just from wedding stress. She had been drinking like crazy the past couple weeks for bridal shower, bachelorette party, etc.

:idbu: re: petite

A person has to be real fat to not notice being pregnant. Also, poor kid. prob. bumped his head pretty good and is :drunk:
I'm getting lunch with the florist today. Hoping for pictures of subject.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Sno wrote: Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:00 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:53 am

:idbu: re: petite

A person has to be real fat to not notice being pregnant. Also, poor kid. prob. bumped his head pretty good and is :drunk:
I'm getting lunch with the florist today. Hoping for pictures of subject.
me waiting for pics of this most ignorant person:
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:53 am
Sno wrote: Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:34 am
She’s a petite girls, you guys. She had gained 12 lbs but thought it was just from wedding stress. She had been drinking like crazy the past couple weeks for bridal shower, bachelorette party, etc.

:idbu: re: petite

A person has to be real fat to not notice being pregnant. Also, poor kid. prob. bumped his head pretty good and is :drunk:
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Apex wrote: Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:55 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:53 am

:idbu: re: petite

A person has to be real fat to not notice being pregnant. Also, poor kid. prob. bumped his head pretty good and is :drunk:
:notsure:
Only four weeks of difference between these two's terms...
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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I told Jessi about your story, 'How the fuck is that even possible, you can feel the little parasite inside pushing and kicking... "

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Melon wrote: Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:13 am I told Jessi about your story, 'How the fuck is that even possible, you can feel the little parasite inside pushing and kicking... "

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I find it hard to believe that “she had no idea”. Perhaps she had compartmentalized it and was beyond a reasonable state of denial.

I’m guessing she’s batshit crazy
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Sno wrote: Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:01 am
Apex wrote: Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:55 am

:notsure:
Only four weeks of difference between these two's terms...
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4zilch wrote: Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:18 am . Perhaps she had compartmentalized it and was beyond a reasonable state of denial.
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I figured she was in denial about the whole thing.
A baby can sure ruin a picturesque wedding.
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Sno wrote: Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:01 am
Apex wrote: Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:55 am

:notsure:
Only four weeks of difference between these two's terms...
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:idbu:
:notsure: if you are being sarcastic af fuck or if this is a serious post....
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:48 am
Sno wrote: Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:01 am

Only four weeks of difference between these two's terms...
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:idbu:
:notsure: if you are being sarcastic af fuck or if this is a serious post....
Lol I’m serious! I find joo the article... hold please.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:48 am
Sno wrote: Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:01 am

Only four weeks of difference between these two's terms...
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:idbu:
:notsure: if you are being sarcastic af fuck or if this is a serious post....
http://www.parents.com/pregnancy/everyt ... ferent-on/

http://people.com/bodies/fit-pregnant-m ... a-friends/

https://www.shape.com/lifestyle/mind-an ... nant-belly
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Sno wrote: Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:01 am
Apex wrote: Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:55 am

:notsure:
Only four weeks of difference between these two's terms...
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The fuck kinda baby she having? Is it a boy? Is it fucking Slenderman? Woman is giving birth to a long ass beef jerky baby?
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Sno wrote: Mon Nov 06, 2017 10:12 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:48 am
:idbu:
:notsure: if you are being sarcastic af fuck or if this is a serious post....
http://www.parents.com/pregnancy/everyt ... ferent-on/

http://people.com/bodies/fit-pregnant-m ... a-friends/

https://www.shape.com/lifestyle/mind-an ... nant-belly
ok, sure...i can now believe that even super skinny/fit/ignorant people can go a long time not realizing they are with child.
But the first link kinda proves the point...the at 7-8 months if you don't know something is up you are not paying attention. Like if that shit happend to me I'd go to the doc thinking it wa a TOOMAH.
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Nov 06, 2017 10:54 am
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ok, sure...i can now believe that even super skinny/fit/ignorant people can go a long time not realizing they are with child.
But the first link kinda proves the point...the at 7-8 months if you don't know something is up you are not paying attention. Like if that shit happend to me I'd go to the doc thinking it wa a TOOMAH.
Like if I only shit once a month then didn't for like three months? I'm getting checked out.
RIGHT? But, some women with shit diet and other health problems have irregular periods.... but after 3 months of nothing its time to see the ob right?
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