The Sno Show - Tales of Wedding Fuckery
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Not the first time we've done it. Not even the first time for White Castle.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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So, about your wedding...
...your sister, is she, like, available?
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troyguitar wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 5:52 pm
That changes by the hour. I don't even try to keep up. She's got 2 kids from different baby daddy's and is on a first name basis with the local PD just as an idea...
so you are saying she is fun.
brain go brrrrrr
[user not found] wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 7:46 pmOurs was nearly perfect save for the bugs.
And we had no Sno - we did all the planning and coordinating ourselves. Somehow the fates aligned.
[user not found], you're dapper as fuq, bro.
Wedding goodness is good.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
A couple pics from this weekend. See 12' pews.
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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AHAHAH Looks like an estate sale.
If I had my way for my wedding, I would of dieseled a pentagram in the backyard to kill the grass, and the soundtrack inside the house party would be Slayer's Rain in Blood and I'd let out a bunch of foster cats that are coked up on catnip and tuna can juice.
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Acid666 wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:52 pmAHAHAH Looks like an estate sale.
If I had my way for my wedding, I would of dieseled a pentagram in the backyard to kill the grass, and the soundtrack inside the house party would be Slayer's Rain in Blood and I'd let out a bunch of foster cats that are coked up on catnip and tuna can juice.
I don't haaaaate it.
My team hated it, though. All of my girls were a whole party of all day. We have a local company that has a shit ton (literally, a warehouse full) of that shabby chic shit that they rent out. I think all church pews could have been cool. It worked with the venue but meh.
It was also a total pain in the ass as far as logistics. It's not my cup of tea but I think the professional pictures will be good.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Not my cup o' tea is all. Hopefully the bride/groom liked it.Sno wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 9:47 pmI don't haaaaate it.
My team hated it, though. All of my girls were a whole party of all day. We have a local company that has a shit ton (literally, a warehouse full) of that shabby chic shit that they rent out. I think all church pews could have been cool. It worked with the venue but meh.
It was also a total pain in the ass as far as logistics. It's not my cup of tea but I think the professional pictures will be good.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 7:14 pmtroyguitar wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 5:52 pm
That changes by the hour. I don't even try to keep up. She's got 2 kids from different baby daddy's and is on a first name basis with the local PD just as an idea...
so you are saying she is fun.
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Noted.Acid666 wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:52 pmAHAHAH Looks like an estate sale.
If I had my way for my wedding, I would of dieseled a pentagram in the backyard to kill the grass, and the soundtrack inside the house party would be Slayer's Rain in Blood and I'd let out a bunch of foster cats that are coked up on catnip and tuna can juice.
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troyguitar wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 5:52 pm
That changes by the hour. I don't even try to keep up. She's got 2 kids from different baby daddy's and is on a first name basis with the local PD just as an idea...
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The pews are just from a logistical point of view.Sno wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 9:47 pmI don't haaaaate it.
My team hated it, though. All of my girls were a whole party of all day. We have a local company that has a shit ton (literally, a warehouse full) of that shabby chic shit that they rent out. I think all church pews could have been cool. It worked with the venue but meh.
It was also a total pain in the ass as far as logistics. It's not my cup of tea but I think the professional pictures will be good.
I get it for the aesthetics
The mis-matched chairs aren't terrible.
I had to tap out at 9:30 with them. We had to move all 7 of them over 200 feet in out of the rain for storage. They must have weighed 300 lbs each. Usually, I have enough adrenaline to just get it done but after our team carried one of them half way in the pouring rain, I said fuck it and dragged half of the catering staff in to help. Better more of us soaked than any of us injured.Melon wrote: ↑Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:29 amThe pews are just from a logistical point of view.Sno wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 9:47 pm
I don't haaaaate it.
My team hated it, though. All of my girls were a whole party of all day. We have a local company that has a shit ton (literally, a warehouse full) of that shabby chic shit that they rent out. I think all church pews could have been cool. It worked with the venue but meh.
It was also a total pain in the ass as far as logistics. It's not my cup of tea but I think the professional pictures will be good.
I get it for the aesthetics
The mis-matched chairs aren't terrible.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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I think you need a weight limitation clause in your contracts.Sno wrote: ↑Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:37 amI had to tap out at 9:30 with them. We had to move all 7 of them over 200 feet in out of the rain for storage. They must have weighed 300 lbs each. Usually, I have enough adrenaline to just get it done but after our team carried one of them half way in the pouring rain, I said fuck it and dragged half of the catering staff in to help. Better more of us soaked than any of us injured.
We ain't going to be young forever.
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I think you need a weight limitation clause in your contracts.Sno wrote: ↑Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:37 amI had to tap out at 9:30 with them. We had to move all 7 of them over 200 feet in out of the rain for storage. They must have weighed 300 lbs each. Usually, I have enough adrenaline to just get it done but after our team carried one of them half way in the pouring rain, I said fuck it and dragged half of the catering staff in to help. Better more of us soaked than any of us injured.
We ain't going to be young forever.
I say every Sunday morning when I can hardly move that I'm already too old for this shit. It's not so bad in off season when we're only doing it once a month or so but this was week 6 out of a 10 week stretch. We're fucking tired. And I always promise my girls I won't make them do anything I'm not willing to do (clean up puke, laugh at a groomsmen's horrible jokes, bus tables, any form of public speaking...) that now includes excessive lifting.Melon wrote: ↑Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:41 amI think you need a weight limitation clause in your contracts.Sno wrote: ↑Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:37 am
I had to tap out at 9:30 with them. We had to move all 7 of them over 200 feet in out of the rain for storage. They must have weighed 300 lbs each. Usually, I have enough adrenaline to just get it done but after our team carried one of them half way in the pouring rain, I said fuck it and dragged half of the catering staff in to help. Better more of us soaked than any of us injured.
We ain't going to be young forever.
I think the "we aren't moving seating." Clause will help cut down on the hard labor.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
a groomsmen. Not all groomsmen.
You're hilarious, bub.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.