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Melon wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:55 am Outdoor wedding seem like such a bad idea.

We invented buildings and climate control systems for a reason. Bring that shit inside, and remove all possibility of weather interference.

5/7 for Llamas doe.
:dat: :dat: :dat:
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Desertbreh wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 2:54 pm
Sno wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 9:39 am
we picked up 180 white castles at 9:30 pm. Drunken guests were thrilled, I guarantee my car still smells like ass.
You can be my wingman any time.
Not the first time we've done it. Not even the first time for White Castle.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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troyguitar wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 3:34 pm
Melon wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:55 am Outdoor wedding seem like such a bad idea.

We invented buildings and climate control systems for a reason. Bring that shit inside, and remove all possibility of weather interference.

5/7 for Llamas doe.
:dat: :dat: :dat:
So, about your wedding...

...your sister, is she, like, available?
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Sno wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 5:24 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 2:54 pm

You can be my wingman any time.
Not the first time we've done it. Not even the first time for White Castle.
Only White Castle in CA is the frozen ones in the box at the Grocery Store. :(
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Melon wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 5:36 pm
troyguitar wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 3:34 pm

:dat: :dat: :dat:
So, about your wedding...

...your sister, is she, like, available?
:lolgasm:

That changes by the hour. I don't even try to keep up. She's got 2 kids from different baby daddy's and is on a first name basis with the local PD just as an idea...
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troyguitar wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 5:52 pm
Melon wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 5:36 pm

So, about your wedding...

...your sister, is she, like, available?
:lolgasm:

That changes by the hour. I don't even try to keep up. She's got 2 kids from different baby daddy's and is on a first name basis with the local PD just as an idea...

so you are saying she is fun. :like:
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Melon wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:55 am Outdoor wedding seem like such a bad idea.

We invented buildings and climate control systems for a reason. Bring that shit inside, and remove all possibility of weather interference.

5/7 for Llamas doe.
Ours was nearly perfect save for the bugs.

And we had no Sno - we did all the planning and coordinating ourselves. Somehow the fates aligned.

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[user not found], you're dapper as fuq, bro.

Wedding goodness is good.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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A couple pics from this weekend. See 12' pews. ImageImage



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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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:notsure: on that seating arrangement.
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Apex wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:31 pm :notsure: on that seating arrangement.
Re: mismatched chairs?
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Sno wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:40 pm
Apex wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:31 pm :notsure: on that seating arrangement.
Re: mismatched chairs?
AHAHAH Looks like an estate sale.
If I had my way for my wedding, I would of dieseled a pentagram in the backyard to kill the grass, and the soundtrack inside the house party would be Slayer's Rain in Blood and I'd let out a bunch of foster cats that are coked up on catnip and tuna can juice.
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Sno wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:40 pm

Re: mismatched chairs?
AHAHAH Looks like an estate sale.
If I had my way for my wedding, I would of dieseled a pentagram in the backyard to kill the grass, and the soundtrack inside the house party would be Slayer's Rain in Blood and I'd let out a bunch of foster cats that are coked up on catnip and tuna can juice.
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Sno wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:40 pm
Apex wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:31 pm :notsure: on that seating arrangement.
Re: mismatched chairs?
Yep.
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Apex wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 9:06 pm
Sno wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:40 pm

Re: mismatched chairs?
Yep.
I don't haaaaate it.

My team hated it, though. All of my girls were a whole party of :dafuq: all day. We have a local company that has a shit ton (literally, a warehouse full) of that shabby chic shit that they rent out. I think all church pews could have been cool. It worked with the venue but meh.

It was also a total pain in the ass as far as logistics. It's not my cup of tea but I think the professional pictures will be good.
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Sno wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 9:47 pm
Apex wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 9:06 pm

Yep.
I don't haaaaate it.

My team hated it, though. All of my girls were a whole party of :dafuq: all day. We have a local company that has a shit ton (literally, a warehouse full) of that shabby chic shit that they rent out. I think all church pews could have been cool. It worked with the venue but meh.

It was also a total pain in the ass as far as logistics. It's not my cup of tea but I think the professional pictures will be good.
Not my cup o' tea is all. Hopefully the bride/groom liked it.
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troyguitar wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 5:52 pm

:lolgasm:

That changes by the hour. I don't even try to keep up. She's got 2 kids from different baby daddy's and is on a first name basis with the local PD just as an idea...

so you are saying she is fun. :like:
:lolol: :nope:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Acid666 wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:52 pm
Sno wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:40 pm

Re: mismatched chairs?
AHAHAH Looks like an estate sale.
If I had my way for my wedding, I would of dieseled a pentagram in the backyard to kill the grass, and the soundtrack inside the house party would be Slayer's Rain in Blood and I'd let out a bunch of foster cats that are coked up on catnip and tuna can juice.
Noted.
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troyguitar wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 5:52 pm
Melon wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 5:36 pm

So, about your wedding...

...your sister, is she, like, available?
:lolgasm:

That changes by the hour. I don't even try to keep up. She's got 2 kids from different baby daddy's and is on a first name basis with the local PD just as an idea...
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Sno wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 9:47 pm
Apex wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 9:06 pm

Yep.
I don't haaaaate it.

My team hated it, though. All of my girls were a whole party of :dafuq: all day. We have a local company that has a shit ton (literally, a warehouse full) of that shabby chic shit that they rent out. I think all church pews could have been cool. It worked with the venue but meh.

It was also a total pain in the ass as far as logistics. It's not my cup of tea but I think the professional pictures will be good.
The pews are :disgust: just from a logistical point of view.
I get it for the aesthetics :doe:

The mis-matched chairs aren't terrible.
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Melon wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:29 am
Sno wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2017 9:47 pm

I don't haaaaate it.

My team hated it, though. All of my girls were a whole party of :dafuq: all day. We have a local company that has a shit ton (literally, a warehouse full) of that shabby chic shit that they rent out. I think all church pews could have been cool. It worked with the venue but meh.

It was also a total pain in the ass as far as logistics. It's not my cup of tea but I think the professional pictures will be good.
The pews are :disgust: just from a logistical point of view.
I get it for the aesthetics :doe:

The mis-matched chairs aren't terrible.
I had to tap out at 9:30 with them. We had to move all 7 of them over 200 feet in out of the rain for storage. They must have weighed 300 lbs each. Usually, I have enough adrenaline to just get it done but after our team carried one of them half way in the pouring rain, I said fuck it and dragged half of the catering staff in to help. Better more of us soaked than any of us injured.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Sno wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:37 am
Melon wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:29 am

The pews are :disgust: just from a logistical point of view.
I get it for the aesthetics :doe:

The mis-matched chairs aren't terrible.
I had to tap out at 9:30 with them. We had to move all 7 of them over 200 feet in out of the rain for storage. They must have weighed 300 lbs each. Usually, I have enough adrenaline to just get it done but after our team carried one of them half way in the pouring rain, I said fuck it and dragged half of the catering staff in to help. Better more of us soaked than any of us injured.
I think you need a weight limitation clause in your contracts.
We ain't going to be young forever.
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Sno wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:37 am
Melon wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:29 am

The pews are :disgust: just from a logistical point of view.
I get it for the aesthetics :doe:

The mis-matched chairs aren't terrible.
I had to tap out at 9:30 with them. We had to move all 7 of them over 200 feet in out of the rain for storage. They must have weighed 300 lbs each. Usually, I have enough adrenaline to just get it done but after our team carried one of them half way in the pouring rain, I said fuck it and dragged half of the catering staff in to help. Better more of us soaked than any of us injured.
I think you need a weight limitation clause in your contracts.
We ain't going to be young forever.
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Melon wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:41 am
Sno wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:37 am

I had to tap out at 9:30 with them. We had to move all 7 of them over 200 feet in out of the rain for storage. They must have weighed 300 lbs each. Usually, I have enough adrenaline to just get it done but after our team carried one of them half way in the pouring rain, I said fuck it and dragged half of the catering staff in to help. Better more of us soaked than any of us injured.
I think you need a weight limitation clause in your contracts.
We ain't going to be young forever.
:dat: I say every Sunday morning when I can hardly move that I'm already too old for this shit. It's not so bad in off season when we're only doing it once a month or so but this was week 6 out of a 10 week stretch. We're fucking tired. And I always promise my girls I won't make them do anything I'm not willing to do (clean up puke, laugh at a groomsmen's horrible jokes, bus tables, any form of public speaking...) that now includes excessive lifting.

I think the "we aren't moving seating." Clause will help cut down on the hard labor.
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Sno wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:48 am ... laugh at a groomsmen's horrible jokes ...
:sad:

I thought I was funny.
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Melon wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:59 am
Sno wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:48 am ... laugh at a groomsmen's horrible jokes ...
:sad:

I thought I was funny.
a groomsmen. Not all groomsmen.

You're hilarious, bub.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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