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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:34 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:32 pm

Must be nice, right? She is being put up by a client/friend of ours so she is only paying for airfare...he's a good customer so there's a (small) business angle. I go to see my folks in Wichita, KS, and go drink beer at the lake with my buddies for a couple days in September, she goes back to Hawaii! TBH, she has busted holy ars here at the office the last 6 months so she's got it coming.
Customer is gay, BTW. Because everyone is gay in Palm Springs but us.
My dad went to Palm Springs and went full :triggered: He deemed it his gay paradise.

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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Aug 11, 2017 9:09 am
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:34 pm

Customer is gay, BTW. Because everyone is gay in Palm Springs but us.
My dad went to Palm Springs and went full :triggered: He deemed it his gay paradise.

:lolgasm:
It's all about how you like your bars and restaurants decorated. Me? I prefer looking across the bar and seeing Infamous' boobs hanging out, not your dad and 30 other gaybros in cargo shorts enjoying dat like kind action. For women way younger than me, San Diego is #1. For age appropriate women, Scottsdale is #1, purely from a decoration standpoint. Palm Springs is like #183,542.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Aug 11, 2017 9:09 am My dad went to Palm Springs and went full :triggered: He deemed it his gay paradise.

Imagegasm:
It's all about how you like your bars and restaurants decorated. Me? I prefer looking across the bar and seeing Infamous' boobs hanging out, not your dad and 30 other gaybros in cargo shorts enjoying dat like kind action. For women way younger than me, San Diego is #1. For age appropriate women, Scottsdale is #1, purely from a decoration standpoint. Palm Springs is like #183,542.
Imagegasm: at cargo shorts. Gay dudes don't wear them, they have much better styling sense then that.
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Aug 11, 2017 12:45 pm
Desertbreh wrote:
It's all about how you like your bars and restaurants decorated. Me? I prefer looking across the bar and seeing Infamous' boobs hanging out, not your dad and 30 other gaybros in cargo shorts enjoying dat like kind action. For women way younger than me, San Diego is #1. For age appropriate women, Scottsdale is #1, purely from a decoration standpoint. Palm Springs is like #183,542.
Imagegasm: at cargo shorts. Gay dudes don't wear them, they have much better styling sense then that.
So much :dat:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Aug 11, 2017 12:33 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri Aug 11, 2017 9:09 am
My dad went to Palm Springs and went full :triggered: He deemed it his gay paradise.

:lolgasm:
It's all about how you like your bars and restaurants decorated. Me? I prefer looking across the bar and seeing Infamous' boobs hanging out, not your dad and 30 other gaybros in cargo shorts enjoying dat like kind action. For women way younger than me, San Diego is #1. For age appropriate women, Scottsdale is #1, purely from a decoration standpoint. Palm Springs is like #183,542.
Have you ever been to Nashville? The scenery is :mindblown:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Aug 11, 2017 12:50 pm
Tarspin wrote: Fri Aug 11, 2017 12:45 pm Imagegasm: at cargo shorts. Gay dudes don't wear them, they have much better styling sense then that.
So much :dat:
Maybe in northern climes. Not here brah.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Aug 11, 2017 12:50 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Aug 11, 2017 12:33 pm

It's all about how you like your bars and restaurants decorated. Me? I prefer looking across the bar and seeing Infamous' boobs hanging out, not your dad and 30 other gaybros in cargo shorts enjoying dat like kind action. For women way younger than me, San Diego is #1. For age appropriate women, Scottsdale is #1, purely from a decoration standpoint. Palm Springs is like #183,542.
Have you ever been to Nashville? The scenery is :mindblown:
I have not. Thanks for the Protip.
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razr390 wrote: Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:24 pm
wap wrote: Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:54 pm

:dat:

Because he is a child.
Some even say he's a Rothschild.




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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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wap wrote: Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:12 pm :( Grundle is AWOL?? :rage:
Grundle is on vaca, and also dealing with some new workplace responsibility which leaves him little time for purveying poon.
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Aug 11, 2017 12:30 am
wap wrote: Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:12 pm :( Grundle is AWOL?? :rage:
Grundle is on vaca, and also dealing with some new workplace responsibility which leaves him little time for purveying poon.
Wut

This is an unspeakable tragedy.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Cargo shorts went out of style like 5 years ago.

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NEEK wrote: Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:38 pm Cargo shorts went out of style like 5 years ago.

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Coming from the guy who wears cargo pants on a daily basis? :notsure:
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NEEK wrote:Cargo shorts went out of style like 5 years ago.

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The practical nature of extra pockets allows dudes to put their cell phones a little farther away from their :balls: . Less radiation trumps impressing teh gayz
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Tarspin wrote: Sat Aug 12, 2017 5:15 pm
NEEK wrote:Cargo shorts went out of style like 5 years ago.

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The practical nature of extra pockets allows dudes to put their cell phones a little farther away from their :balls: . Less radiation trumps impressing teh gayz
Not if you wrap them in tinfoil :caspian:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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I just bought some cargo shorts at Walmart today. :fuckyeah:
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troyguitar wrote: Sat Aug 12, 2017 6:09 pm I just bought some cargo shorts at Walmart today. :fuckyeah:
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I'm wearing cargo shorts right meow.


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Calvinball wrote: Sat Aug 12, 2017 6:33 pm I'm wearing cargo shorts right meow.


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I'm wearing camo cargo shorts right meow.
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Calvinball wrote: Sat Aug 12, 2017 6:33 pm I'm wearing cargo shorts right meow.


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:fuckyeah: cargo pant/short thread
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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I think we need a cargo short powl

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Gberg2119 wrote: Sat Aug 12, 2017 7:27 pm I think we need a cargo short powl

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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Shorts/pants for dudes have very little effect on fashion overall as long as they fit decently and the colors aren't terribad. Having shirts/jackets look good matters way more. Nobody's looking at your crotch.

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troyguitar wrote:Shorts/pants for dudes have very little effect on fashion overall as long as they fit decently and the colors aren't terribad. Having shirts/jackets look good matters way more. Nobody's looking at your crotch.
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