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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:54 pm
Tarspin wrote: :impressive:

Something tells me we are all outgunned :dedong:
I have... A high tolerance...
That's both good and bad.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:59 pm
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That's both good and bad.
I rarely get DRUNK. I get to buzzed and I stay there. It's all good.
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The worst drunk I got was in wine region of France. We (Contiki tour) were travelling from Paris to Cannes but made a one night stop somewhere along the way, sampled wine and had a feast layed out for us when we arrived in the late afternoon. All I remember is that it was on a vineyard, had enough accommodation for 45 drunk 20-30 yr olds plus tour guides, and an underground stone wine room turned into a mini night club. I drank something from the bottom of a wine barrel, high octane grappa essentially. It was clear and garnished with a dead rattle snake. Bartender thought I was okay and gave me and two other guys two shots each.
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Apex wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:28 pm
Sno wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:23 pm
He complimented my engagement ring and we had NO idea he was. His sister is apparently J.wow from Jersey Shore? Whatever that is worth. We talked Nortons a bit.
That sounds like a cool night to me!

Wifey and I had dinner next to the parents of one of those Jersey Shore girls maybe 2 years ago? They couldn't stop talking about it, hah.
I met Snookie once :jimp:
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I'm stuck on a business trip/trade show this weekend. Had a pretty good $40 steak and some wine on the company card, was buzzed for a few, sober now :disappoint:
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Tarspin wrote:The worst drunk I got was in wine region of France. We (Contiki tour) were travelling from Paris to Cannes but made a one night stop somewhere along the way, sampled wine and had a feast layed out for us when we arrived in the late afternoon. All I remember is that it was on a vineyard, had enough accommodation for 45 drunk 20-30 yr olds plus tour guides, and an underground stone wine room turned into a mini night club. I drank something from the bottom of a wine barrel, high octane grappa essentially. It was clear and garnished with a dead rattle snake. Bartender thought I was okay and gave me and two other guys two shots each.
:nuke:
:dat: is what happened to my memory that night.
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I love me some dew.
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I'll dew with you any time my friend.
Code Red.


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Melon wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:46 pm I love me some dew.
:fuckyeah:

I normally do Diet Dew these days if I have it, but occasionally still crush some Baja Blast :jimp:
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Calvinball wrote: Code Red.


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The hot chick that keeps flashing her thong at work drinks gallons of code red.
You used to order pitchers of it at the bar.


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D Griff wrote: Sat Jun 24, 2017 6:32 am
Melon wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:46 pm I love me some dew.
:fuckyeah:

I normally do Diet Dew these days if I have it, but occasionally still crush some Baja Blast :jimp:
Whenever I Taco Bell, it's always with a Baja Blast.
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Apex wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2017 8:21 pm
Sno wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2017 8:15 pm :drunk: :drunk: :drunk:

And this forum needs more new threads! So drunk Friday threads ftw.

And!! We had dinner next to Frank Fritz from American Pickers?! I had to retype that like six times before autocorrect picked up on what I was trying to say...
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In4 :drunk: Snopics!
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D Griff wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:16 pm
Apex wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:28 pm

That sounds like a cool night to me!

Wifey and I had dinner next to the parents of one of those Jersey Shore girls maybe 2 years ago? They couldn't stop talking about it, hah.

I met Snookie once :jimp:
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well, i missed his being social IRL with the BR crewe
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Sat Jun 24, 2017 8:01 pm well, i missed his being social IRL with the BR crewe
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I met Snookie once :jimp:
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She did, I didn't.
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wap wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2017 8:58 pm Enjoying some Irish whisky atm. :megusta:
:yikes: It's whiskey in Ireland!
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Jaxper wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2017 2:19 pm
wap wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2017 8:58 pm Enjoying some Irish whisky atm. :megusta:
:yikes: It's whiskey in Ireland!
Guess you're right. I thought the Irish and the Scots both didn't use that E. Thanks for setting me straight.
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ITS MONDAY

AND IM :drunk:
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wap wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:08 pm
Jaxper wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2017 2:19 pm

:yikes: It's whiskey in Ireland!
Guess you're right. I thought the Irish and the Scots both didn't use that E. Thanks for setting me straight.
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I enjoyed some whiskey on Friday as well - Tullamore DEW. What'd you have?
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Jaxper wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2017 4:08 pm
wap wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:08 pm

Guess you're right. I thought the Irish and the Scots both didn't use that E. Thanks for setting me straight.
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I enjoyed some whiskey on Friday as well - Tullamore DEW. What'd you have?
I had Tullamore DEW, too! :fuckyeah: :sissyfight:
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dubshow wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:09 pm ITS MONDAY

AND IM :drunk:
I haven't been :drunk: in nine days.
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wap wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:39 pm
Jaxper wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2017 4:08 pm

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I enjoyed some whiskey on Friday as well - Tullamore DEW. What'd you have?
I had Tullamore DEW, too! :fuckyeah: :sissyfight:
:fuckyeah:
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Had some Jameson Caskmates last night with the ribs I made.
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Jaxper wrote: Tue Jun 27, 2017 10:04 am
wap wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:39 pm

I had Tullamore DEW, too! :fuckyeah: :sissyfight:
:fuckyeah:
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Had some Jameson Caskmates last night with the ribs I made.
:drool:
Did you save me some?
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