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Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:56 pm
[user not found] wrote: ↑ Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:54 pm
Tarspin wrote:
Something tells me we are all outgunned
I have... A high tolerance...
That's both good and bad.
Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑ Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm
I don't understand anything anymore.
wap
Chief Master Sirloin of the Wasteful Steak
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Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:06 pm
[user not found] wrote: ↑ Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:59 pm
wap wrote:
That's both good and bad.
I rarely get DRUNK. I get to buzzed and I stay there. It's all good.
Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑ Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm
I don't understand anything anymore.
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Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:11 pm
4zilch wrote: ↑ Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:46 am
I'm a fucking failure.
Tar
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Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:13 pm
The worst drunk I got was in wine region of France. We (Contiki tour) were travelling from Paris to Cannes but made a one night stop somewhere along the way, sampled wine and had a feast layed out for us when we arrived in the late afternoon. All I remember is that it was on a vineyard, had enough accommodation for 45 drunk 20-30 yr olds plus tour guides, and an underground stone wine room turned into a mini night club. I drank something from the bottom of a wine barrel, high octane grappa essentially. It was clear and garnished with a dead rattle snake. Bartender thought I was okay and gave me and two other guys two shots each.
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Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:16 pm
Apex wrote: ↑ Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:28 pm
Sno wrote: ↑ Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:23 pm
He complimented my engagement ring and we had NO idea he was. His sister is apparently J.wow from Jersey Shore? Whatever that is worth. We talked Nortons a bit.
That sounds like a cool night to me!
Wifey and I had dinner next to the parents of one of those Jersey Shore girls maybe 2 years ago? They couldn't stop talking about it, hah.
I met Snookie once
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Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:17 pm
I'm stuck on a business trip/trade show this weekend. Had a pretty good $40 steak and some wine on the company card, was buzzed for a few, sober now
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Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:17 pm
[user not found] wrote: Tarspin wrote: The worst drunk I got was in wine region of France. We (Contiki tour) were travelling from Paris to Cannes but made a one night stop somewhere along the way, sampled wine and had a feast layed out for us when we arrived in the late afternoon. All I remember is that it was on a vineyard, had enough accommodation for 45 drunk 20-30 yr olds plus tour guides, and an underground stone wine room turned into a mini night club. I drank something from the bottom of a wine barrel, high octane grappa essentially. It was clear and garnished with a dead rattle snake. Bartender thought I was okay and gave me and two other guys two shots each.
is what happened to my memory that night.
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Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:46 pm
I love me some dew.
4zilch wrote: ↑ Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:46 am
I'm a fucking failure.
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Fri Jun 23, 2017 11:03 pm
[user not found] wrote: Melon wrote:
I'll dew with you any time my friend.
Code Red.
Sent from the Beer Depository
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Melon wrote: ↑ Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:46 pm
I love me some dew.
I normally do Diet Dew these days if I have it, but occasionally still crush some Baja Blast
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[user not found] wrote: Calvinball wrote:
Code Red.
Sent from the Beer Depository
The hot chick that keeps flashing her thong at work drinks gallons of code red.
You used to order pitchers of it at the bar.
Sent from the Beer Depository
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Sat Jun 24, 2017 8:44 am
D Griff wrote: ↑ Sat Jun 24, 2017 6:32 am
Melon wrote: ↑ Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:46 pm
I love me some dew.
I normally do Diet Dew these days if I have it, but occasionally still crush some Baja Blast
Whenever I Taco Bell, it's always with a Baja Blast.
dubshow
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Sat Jun 24, 2017 7:46 pm
Apex wrote: ↑ Fri Jun 23, 2017 8:21 pm
Sno wrote: ↑ Fri Jun 23, 2017 8:15 pm
And this forum needs more new threads! So drunk Friday threads ftw.
And!! We had dinner next to Frank Fritz from American Pickers?! I had to retype that like six times before autocorrect picked up on what I was trying to say...
In4
Snopics!
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D Griff wrote: ↑ Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:16 pm
Apex wrote: ↑ Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:28 pm
That sounds like a cool night to me!
Wifey and I had dinner next to the parents of one of those Jersey Shore girls maybe 2 years ago? They couldn't stop talking about it, hah.
I met Snookie once
Did she want smoosh smoosh?
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well, i missed his being social IRL with the BR crewe
brain go brrrrrr
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dubshow wrote: ↑ Sat Jun 24, 2017 7:49 pm
D Griff wrote: ↑ Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:16 pm
I met Snookie once
Did she want smoosh smoosh?
She did, I didn't.
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wap wrote: ↑ Fri Jun 23, 2017 8:58 pm
Enjoying some
Irish whisky atm.
It's whisk
e y in Ireland!
The panda hath arrived.
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Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:08 pm
Jaxper wrote: ↑ Mon Jun 26, 2017 2:19 pm
wap wrote: ↑ Fri Jun 23, 2017 8:58 pm
Enjoying some
Irish whisky atm.
It's whisk
e y in Ireland!
Guess you're right. I thought the Irish and the Scots both didn't use that E. Thanks for setting me straight.
Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑ Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm
I don't understand anything anymore.
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Mon Jun 26, 2017 4:08 pm
wap wrote: ↑ Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:08 pm
Jaxper wrote: ↑ Mon Jun 26, 2017 2:19 pm
It's whisk
e y in Ireland!
Guess you're right. I thought the Irish and the Scots both didn't use that E. Thanks for setting me straight.
I enjoyed some whiskey on Friday as well - Tullamore DEW. What'd you have?
The panda hath arrived.
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Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:39 pm
Jaxper wrote: ↑ Mon Jun 26, 2017 4:08 pm
wap wrote: ↑ Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:08 pm
Guess you're right. I thought the Irish and the Scots both didn't use that E. Thanks for setting me straight.
I enjoyed some whiskey on Friday as well - Tullamore DEW. What'd you have?
I had Tullamore DEW, too!
Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑ Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm
I don't understand anything anymore.
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:drool:
Did you save me some?
Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑ Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm
I don't understand anything anymore.