POLE - Do you pee in the shower?

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POLE - Do you pee in the shower?

OMGYAS golden shower in the shower
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Eff no that is why I have a toilet
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Prefer not to say
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Melon wrote: Tue May 09, 2017 2:02 pm
Do Work, Son wrote: Tue May 09, 2017 1:29 pm

The ammonia is supposed to dissolve the poison.
Both are correct.

Urine does work, ammonia works better.
Also heard that vinegar works as well. We now travel with a small bottle of white vinegar when we go on cruises because we usually snorkel at least once.
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Do Work, Son wrote: Tue May 09, 2017 3:13 pm Some people are into peeing and getting peed on. I don't understand it but they like the dominance thing.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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I'm the only one who doesn't?!

I pee in the toilet before I shower. Plus if I pee standing up I just pee all over my legs.
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haleyann wrote: Wed May 10, 2017 2:45 am I'm the only one who doesn't?!

I pee in the toilet before I shower. Plus if I pee standing up I just pee all over my legs.
...but you are in the shower. that shit is actively getting rinsed. its just pee.


my wife pees in the shower.
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haleyann wrote: Wed May 10, 2017 2:45 am I'm the only one who doesn't?!

I pee in the toilet before I shower. Plus if I pee standing up I just pee all over my legs.
Well boys are shaped differently, I'm not sure if you got that memo.
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haleyann wrote:I'm the only one who doesn't?!

I pee in the toilet before I shower. Plus if I pee standing up I just pee all over my legs.
You don't have an integrated body-urine distancing device as standard equipment.


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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed May 10, 2017 7:19 am
haleyann wrote: Wed May 10, 2017 2:45 am I'm the only one who doesn't?!

I pee in the toilet before I shower. Plus if I pee standing up I just pee all over my legs.
...but you are in the shower. that shit is actively getting rinsed. its just pee.


my wife pees in the shower.
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my wife pees in the shower. :lolol:
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I can up the ante on this silly powl question. Two weeks ago, I played in a brutal squash tournament (squash is a racket game played in a box by pretentious ponces such as myself. It's a sport that puts a premium on fitness, and is freaking exhausting). I had four matches in 2 days, which is two more than humans should have. I stumbled home and drew a hot bath and lay in it for an hour, miserable with fatigue. I had been feverishly hydrating for hours, before, during and after the matches. Do you see where this is going?

Before the first piss, I struggled. Shoob, you can't piss in the bathtub! Shoob, you can't get up. Shoob, hold it! Shoob, you're pissing in the bathtub.

After the first couple of pisses, I really didn't care. Finished my bath, toweled off, and got on with my day.
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I feel like pissing in the tub is a different ballgame from pissing in the shower. Dat's nasty.
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Do Work, Son wrote: Thu May 11, 2017 1:19 pm I feel like pissing in the tub is a different ballgame from pissing in the shower. Dat's nasty.
True dat. It made me feel young again, y'know, like 8 or 9 years old.
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Clownshoobie wrote: Thu May 11, 2017 1:05 pm I can up the ante on this silly powl question. Two weeks ago, I played in a brutal squash tournament (squash is a racket game played in a box by pretentious ponces such as myself. It's a sport that puts a premium on fitness, and is freaking exhausting). I had four matches in 2 days, which is two more than humans should have. I stumbled home and drew a hot bath and lay in it for an hour, miserable with fatigue. I had been feverishly hydrating for hours, before, during and after the matches. Do you see where this is going?

Before the first piss, I struggled. Shoob, you can't piss in the bathtub! Shoob, you can't get up. Shoob, hold it! Shoob, you're pissing in the bathtub.

After the first couple of pisses, I really didn't care. Finished my bath, toweled off, and got on with my day.
#gamechanger

pissing in the tub :mindblown:
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Clownshoobie wrote: Thu May 11, 2017 1:05 pm I can up the ante on this silly powl question. Two weeks ago, I played in a brutal squash tournament (squash is a racket game played in a box by pretentious ponces such as myself. It's a sport that puts a premium on fitness, and is freaking exhausting). I had four matches in 2 days, which is two more than humans should have. I stumbled home and drew a hot bath and lay in it for an hour, miserable with fatigue. I had been feverishly hydrating for hours, before, during and after the matches. Do you see where this is going?

Before the first piss, I struggled. Shoob, you can't piss in the bathtub! Shoob, you can't get up. Shoob, hold it! Shoob, you're pissing in the bathtub.

After the first couple of pisses, I really didn't care. Finished my bath, toweled off, and got on with my day.
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Do Work, Son wrote: Thu May 11, 2017 1:19 pm I feel like pissing in the tub is a different ballgame from pissing in the shower. Dat's nasty.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu May 11, 2017 1:25 pm
Clownshoobie wrote: Thu May 11, 2017 1:05 pm I can up the ante on this silly powl question. Two weeks ago, I played in a brutal squash tournament (squash is a racket game played in a box by pretentious ponces such as myself. It's a sport that puts a premium on fitness, and is freaking exhausting). I had four matches in 2 days, which is two more than humans should have. I stumbled home and drew a hot bath and lay in it for an hour, miserable with fatigue. I had been feverishly hydrating for hours, before, during and after the matches. Do you see where this is going?

Before the first piss, I struggled. Shoob, you can't piss in the bathtub! Shoob, you can't get up. Shoob, hold it! Shoob, you're pissing in the bathtub.

After the first couple of pisses, I really didn't care. Finished my bath, toweled off, and got on with my day.
#gamechanger

pissing in the tub :mindblown:
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I would not piss in the tub I was lying in ...... fer fucks sake laddie, that is fecking foul.....
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Irish wrote: Thu May 11, 2017 3:12 pm I would not piss in the tub I was lying in ...... fer fucks sake laddie, that is fecking foul.....
Irish, keepin' it real.
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Melon wrote: Tue May 09, 2017 2:02 pm
Do Work, Son wrote: Tue May 09, 2017 1:29 pm

The ammonia is supposed to dissolve the poison.
Both are correct.

Urine does work, ammonia works better.
You're probably right because there isn't even that much ammonia in piss. It's mostly water. Hell raw influent is only like 15mg/l.
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[user not found] wrote: Mon May 08, 2017 10:27 pm I'm a man of efficiency.

Peeing in the shower just makes sense.
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Anyone here a fan of the waffle stomp?
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Acid666 wrote: Thu May 25, 2017 10:21 am Anyone here a fan of the waffle stomp?
No.

That's one step too far.
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Acid666 wrote: Thu May 25, 2017 10:21 am Anyone here a fan of the waffle stomp?
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Acid666 wrote: Thu May 25, 2017 10:21 am Anyone here a fan of the waffle stomp?
No, but I really like the waffle iron. Tastes so good with syrup on top.
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No choice for, "I shit in the shower"? WTF
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