POLIO: Dat haircut, doe

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How often do you get a haircut?

Once a week or more. I gots to look good, doe.
2
6%
Every 2-3 weeks
5
15%
Up to 1 month between cuts
11
32%
Up to 2 months between cuts
8
24%
Up to 3 months between cuts
4
12%
Up to 6 months between cuts
2
6%
Up to a year between cuts
1
3%
I'm a caveman, I don't cut my hair
1
3%
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Um... every fucking day.

Pole sucks. Again no option for :neek:

DISCRIMINATORY.

Reported.
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Detroit wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2017 8:21 am It's been 8 months for me. Thinking about getting it cut, but :notsure:
wut
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My GF bought 26 cuts and shampoos from my barber for Father's day last year, a cool gift. I go about every three weeks. There are dudes out there who just grow their hair out all long NFG but my head starts to look like a bush after about 5 weeks. I will never be cool. I stay high and tight because it's the only style that looks decent on me.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:54 pm
Detroit wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2017 8:21 am It's been 8 months for me. Thinking about getting it cut, but :notsure:
wut
Infamous likes long hair. I don't have a preference either way, so now I have long hair.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:59 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:54 pm

wut
Infamous likes long hair. I don't have a preference either way, so now I have long hair.
Ah. Cool long hair guy. Do you put it up in a mun?
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote:My GF bought 26 cuts and shampoos from my barber for Father's day last year, a cool gift. I go about every three weeks. There are dudes out there who just grow their hair out all long NFG but my head starts to look like a bush after about 5 weeks. I will never be cool. I stay high and tight because it's the only style that looks decent on me.
That is a cool gift.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:00 pm
Detroit wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:59 pm

Infamous likes long hair. I don't have a preference either way, so now I have long hair.
Ah. Cool long hair guy. Do you put it up in a mun?
Not that long. I'll cut it before it gets that long.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Pretty much dis:
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:59 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:54 pm

wut
Infamous likes long hair. I don't have a preference either way, so now I have long hair.
long :dong: too :doe:
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Detroit wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:02 pm Pretty much dis:
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dis is pretty much me

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dat aryan poster boy hair cut.
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dubshow wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:03 pm
Detroit wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:59 pm

Infamous likes long hair. I don't have a preference either way, so now I have long hair.
long :dong: too :doe:
She gets what she wants.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:39 pm
NEEK wrote:Um... every fucking day.

Pole sucks. Again no option for :neek:

DISCRIMINATORY.

Reported.
Banned.
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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dubshow wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:04 pm dis is pretty much me

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dat aryan poster boy hair cut.
That is so you.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Melon wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2017 7:38 am I try to keep it to a month or so, but it usually ends up being 5-6 weeks.
:dat:

When I was buzzed I did it myself every week or two. Now I aim for monthly, but it's tricky with being out of town.

I go to a local barber shop, $16 and I tip $4, it's the same dude every time and we bro out a bit.
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dubshow wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:04 pm dis is pretty much me

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dat aryan poster boy hair cut.
Sheer beauty.

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every haircut today

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maxtdi wrote: Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:27 am
dubshow wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:04 pm dis is pretty much me

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dat aryan poster boy hair cut.
Sheer beauty.

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every haircut today

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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:39 pm
NEEK wrote:Um... every fucking day.

Pole sucks. Again no option for :neek:

DISCRIMINATORY.

Reported.
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So umm, this is :gay: ... but anyone use products? I use Rogaine foam, which mostly holds things in place, but would like to add a bit of volume on top without having my hair look gelled/wet or have brush lines.
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D Griff wrote:So umm, this is :gay: ... but anyone use products? I use Rogaine foam, which mostly holds things in place, but would like to add a bit of volume on top without having my hair look gelled/wet or have brush lines.
That is really :gay: .

But since you asked I use American Crew hair products. Fiber or pomade depending. It goes on dry and fills out my hair a bit. The fiber is a really strong hold and the pomade smells great and gives volume and hold with a natural pliability. :gaydance:
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Tarspin wrote: Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:52 am
D Griff wrote:So umm, this is :gay: ... but anyone use products? I use Rogaine foam, which mostly holds things in place, but would like to add a bit of volume on top without having my hair look gelled/wet or have brush lines.
That is really :gay: .

But since you asked I use American Crew hair products. Fiber or pomade depending. It goes on dry and fills out my hair a bit. The fiber is a really strong hold and the pomade smells great and gives volume and hold with a natural pliability. :gaydance:
Hmmm, the pomade sounds like what I'm looking for. Thanks man.

My gf has an Ulta gift card she said I can have too, so I might go in there and see what those broads have to say.
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D Griff wrote: Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:18 am So umm, this is :gay: ... but anyone use products? I use Rogaine foam, which mostly holds things in place, but would like to add a bit of volume on top without having my hair look gelled/wet or have brush lines.
I use Old Spice pomade, basically to keep the frizz in check since I like to keep my hair short. Gives more of a matte finish than shiny or anything like that. It's :scrooge: at Wally World too.
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Apex wrote: Mon Feb 06, 2017 10:05 am
D Griff wrote: Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:18 am So umm, this is :gay: ... but anyone use products? I use Rogaine foam, which mostly holds things in place, but would like to add a bit of volume on top without having my hair look gelled/wet or have brush lines.
I use Old Spice pomade, basically to keep the frizz in check since I like to keep my hair short. Gives more of a matte finish than shiny or anything like that. It's :scrooge: at Wally World too.
I use the same.
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Calvinball wrote: Mon Feb 06, 2017 10:07 am
Apex wrote: Mon Feb 06, 2017 10:05 am

I use Old Spice pomade, basically to keep the frizz in check since I like to keep my hair short. Gives more of a matte finish than shiny or anything like that. It's :scrooge: at Wally World too.
I use the same.
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