How life sucked donkey balls today: the :eeyore : thread

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max225 wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 5:44 pm Anyways... back to the point... literally a mfking Hurricane is throwing a wrench into my plans... :rage: that shit is wack.
If I wanted to sleep with an Aryan princess for a week and Florida was :nuke: I would be changing two tickets and one set of Hotel Reservations to Martha's Vineyard, STAT.
Come on man. Do you even resourceful?
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 5:43 pm
max225 wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 5:41 pm
Yes :bruh: and I have made attempts to secure my aryan princess before the brogrammer :micdrop: :amir: start their frenzied attempts to court her.
:lolgasm:

Alright man. I now consider myself edified. Good luck.
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Also makes a lot more sense.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:01 pm
max225 wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 5:44 pm Anyways... back to the point... literally a mfking Hurricane is throwing a wrench into my plans... :rage: that shit is wack.
If I wanted to sleep with an Aryan princess for a week and Florida was :nuke: I would be changing two tickets and one set of Hotel Reservations to Martha's Vineyard, STAT.
Come on man. Do you even resourceful?
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:01 pm
max225 wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 5:44 pm Anyways... back to the point... literally a mfking Hurricane is throwing a wrench into my plans... :rage: that shit is wack.
If I wanted to sleep with an Aryan princess for a week and Florida was :nuke: I would be changing two tickets and one set of Hotel Reservations to Martha's Vineyard, STAT.
Come on man. Do you even resourceful?
We're all talking about changing tickets to hawaii or california... either way... may :troywax: $1500
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max225 wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:04 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:01 pm

If I wanted to sleep with an Aryan princess for a week and Florida was :nuke: I would be changing two tickets and one set of Hotel Reservations to Martha's Vineyard, STAT.
Come on man. Do you even resourceful?
We're all talking about changing tickets to hawaii or california... either way... may :troywax: $1500
When I was your age this wouldn't have made me blink for the potential return. It doesn't even qualify as bitching that rates for this thread.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:06 pm
max225 wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:04 pm

We're all talking about changing tickets to hawaii or california... either way... may :troywax: $1500
When I was your age this wouldn't have made me blink for the potential return. It doesn't even qualify as bitching that rates for this thread.
I forgot that we're a :troywax: forum now... everyone drives new truks and $1500 is a drop in the bucket...
It's a lot of money mang... to lose to a random weather phenomenon.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:06 pm
max225 wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:04 pm

We're all talking about changing tickets to hawaii or california... either way... may :troywax: $1500
When I was your age this wouldn't have made me blink for the potential return. It doesn't even qualify as bitching that rates for this thread.
:dat:

Should also seriously consider the NE, doe. The weather is epic right now and the leaves are starting to change. Excellent time to bag an Arian princess. Flights from SF to Boston are surprisingly cheap.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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max225 wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:08 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:06 pm

When I was your age this wouldn't have made me blink for the potential return. It doesn't even qualify as bitching that rates for this thread.
I forgot that we're a :troywax: forum now... everyone drives new truks and $1500 is a drop in the bucket...
It's a lot of money mang... to lose to a random weather phenomenon.
It's a lot of money, I'm just fucking with you. I dub her "Fresh Imported Caviar."
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Detroit wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:10 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:06 pm

When I was your age this wouldn't have made me blink for the potential return. It doesn't even qualify as bitching that rates for this thread.
:dat:

Should also seriously consider the NE, doe. The weather is epic right now and the leaves are starting to change. Excellent time to bag an Arian princess. Flights from SF to Boston are surprisingly cheap.
All options are open... I think we're pulling the plug within 24hrs if the HurriCUNT doesn't change the route. She is flying in from NY on the 9th... which is THE DAY the fker is projected to make landfall... that is if her flight will even be allowed to land.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:11 pm
max225 wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:08 pm

I forgot that we're a :troywax: forum now... everyone drives new truks and $1500 is a drop in the bucket...
It's a lot of money mang... to lose to a random weather phenomenon.
It's a lot of money, I'm just fucking with you. I dub her "Fresh Imported Caviar."
FIC?
MOB 1.0 ? (Mail order bride) lulz...
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max225 wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:15 pm
Detroit wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:10 pm

:dat:

Should also seriously consider the NE, doe. The weather is epic right now and the leaves are starting to change. Excellent time to bag an Arian princess. Flights from SF to Boston are surprisingly cheap.
All options are open... I think we're pulling the plug within 24hrs if the HurriCUNT doesn't change the route. She is flying in from NY on the 9th... which is THE DAY the fker is projected to make landfall... that is if her flight will even be allowed to land.
NY? Go meat her there. Done.

It can't be that much to change your ticket from Miami to NY or Boston.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:17 pm
max225 wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:15 pm

All options are open... I think we're pulling the plug within 24hrs if the HurriCUNT doesn't change the route. She is flying in from NY on the 9th... which is THE DAY the fker is projected to make landfall... that is if her flight will even be allowed to land.
NY? Go meat her there. Done.

It can't be that much to change your ticket from Miami to NY or Boston.
It is an option.... but yea... we shall see. I am awaiting results of being able to "change" anything. Normally you can't do any of that shit. (hotels can if booked directly through a chain, but it was booked through Expedia)
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max225 wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:20 pm
Detroit wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:17 pm
NY? Go meat her there. Done.

It can't be that much to change your ticket from Miami to NY or Boston.
It is an option.... but yea... we shall see. I am awaiting results of being able to "change" anything. Normally you can't do any of that shit. (hotels can if booked directly through a chain, but it was booked through Expedia)
Oh, so the third party is the catch. Interesting. Curious to see what happens there.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:52 pm I still don't understand this whole mail order bride thing and nobody wants to tell me.
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Detroit wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:10 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:06 pm

When I was your age this wouldn't have made me blink for the potential return. It doesn't even qualify as bitching that rates for this thread.
:dat:

Should also seriously consider the NE, doe. The weather is epic right now and the leaves are starting to change. Excellent time to bag an Arian princess. Flights from SF to Boston are surprisingly cheap.
:notbad:

I'm in Vermont now and it's pretty :fuckyeah: We hit Boston this weekend and it was also :fuckyeah:

Also, :dock: with a blue eyed chick while there.
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I was supposed to have a work-sponsored vacation ("retreat") in ft Lauderdale this week. Everything canceled or postponed. Plus side is I have no meetings the next few days and my liver will be much happier, bad news I need to work now. Dang hurricanes
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28 years ago my mom got diagnosed with cancer. Over the following 4 years she had multiple treatments including surgery and beat it.

Today we found out it is back and at 70 she sounds like she doesn't think she can win another round in this fight.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:45 pm 28 years ago my mom got diagnosed with cancer. Over the following 4 years she had multiple treatments including surgery and beat it.

Today we found out it is back and at 70 she sounds like she doesn't think she can win another round in this fight.
Holy shit sorry man. :(

Maybe she's wrong? She must be pretty strong to have beat it back for 28 years.

Best of luck to her dude.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:45 pm 28 years ago my mom got diagnosed with cancer. Over the following 4 years she had multiple treatments including surgery and beat it.

Today we found out it is back and at 70 she sounds like she doesn't think she can win another round in this fight.
Man sorry to hear. I hope she pulls through. Cancer is the worst :(
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D Griff wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 9:57 pm
Detroit wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:10 pm

:dat:

Should also seriously consider the NE, doe. The weather is epic right now and the leaves are starting to change. Excellent time to bag an Arian princess. Flights from SF to Boston are surprisingly cheap.
:notbad:

I'm in Vermont now and it's pretty :fuckyeah: We hit Boston this weekend and it was also :fuckyeah:

Also, :dock: with a blue eyed chick while there.


The current or a replacement?
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:45 pm 28 years ago my mom got diagnosed with cancer. Over the following 4 years she had multiple treatments including surgery and beat it.

Today we found out it is back and at 70 she sounds like she doesn't think she can win another round in this fight.
:( Very sorry.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:23 am
D Griff wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 9:57 pm

:notbad:

I'm in Vermont now and it's pretty :fuckyeah: We hit Boston this weekend and it was also :fuckyeah:

Also, :dock: with a blue eyed chick while there.


The current or a replacement?
Ah, your woman has blue eyes.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:23 am
D Griff wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 9:57 pm

:notbad:

I'm in Vermont now and it's pretty :fuckyeah: We hit Boston this weekend and it was also :fuckyeah:

Also, :dock: with a blue eyed chick while there.


The current or a replacement?
:dat: I'm :jelly: of Max's millions, trying to make him :jelly:
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:45 pm 28 years ago my mom got diagnosed with cancer. Over the following 4 years she had multiple treatments including surgery and beat it.

Today we found out it is back and at 70 she sounds like she doesn't think she can win another round in this fight.
That's awful. Sorry man.
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FUCK CANCER :rage:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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