How life sucked donkey balls today: the :eeyore : thread

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Sno wrote: Tue Sep 12, 2017 4:33 pm
Apex wrote: Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:28 am

Time to shop around for new insurance? Perhaps bundle all the Zilch policies together?
Zilch got me under his policy for $600/6 months. :fuckyeah: had me covered within a few hours. I'll take it! (Thanks, honeys. Married life ftw.)
Nice!
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wap wrote: Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:38 pm
Sno wrote: Tue Sep 12, 2017 4:33 pm

Zilch got me under his policy for $600/6 months. :fuckyeah: had me covered within a few hours. I'll take it! (Thanks, honeys. Married life ftw.)
Nice!
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And too bad Zilch's went up $500.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Gate was fuxored at work today, had to park at a different building and walk over. :rolleyes: start to the day. I made it to my meeting doe.
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Sno wrote: Tue Sep 12, 2017 4:33 pm
Apex wrote: Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:28 am

Time to shop around for new insurance? Perhaps bundle all the Zilch policies together?
Zilch got me under his policy for $600/6 months. :fuckyeah: had me covered within a few hours. I'll take it! (Thanks, honeys. Married life ftw.)
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Sno wrote:
Apex wrote: Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:28 am Time to shop around for new insurance? Perhaps bundle all the Zilch policies together?
Zilch got me under his policy for $600/6 months. :fuckyeah: had me covered within a few hours. I'll take it! (Thanks, honeys. Married life ftw.)
Snagged a good one.
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Detroit wrote: Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:45 am
wap wrote: Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:38 pm

Nice!
:dat:

And too bad Zilch's went up $500.
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Detroit wrote:
wap wrote: Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:38 pm Nice!
:dat:

And too bad Zilch's went up $500.

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Detroit wrote: Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:45 am :dat:

And too bad Zilch's went up $500.
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Sno wrote: Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:28 am
Detroit wrote: :dat:

And too bad Zilch's went up $500.

wap wrote:
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Sno wrote: Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:28 am
Detroit wrote: :dat:

And too bad Zilch's went up $500.

wap wrote:
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Congrats. How much did his go up by adding the extra risk?

It happened to me when I added my wife back in the day. It was cheaper for her, but more expensive for me because she had an accident on her record.
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Sno wrote: Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:28 am
Detroit wrote: :dat:

And too bad Zilch's went up $500.

wap wrote:
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Super :rage: fuck the goverment moment today. I'm even mad at myself...for getting so mad.

Go to renew licence. Flag on my shit...sigh...ok why. Looks like insurance lapsed on your motorcycle.
:wtf:
:nope:
:butwhy:

So this is why there was a flag on my licence.

The Grom, which cost all of 70 bucks a year to insure. When I bought it from my budday ( :member: chalupabatman?) I did an in & out at the :dillerman: and had to get insurance, new registration, new plate, the whole 9.

Well he didn't drop his insurance. Because he'd have got back like what? 10 bucks? I get it.

Well his insurace issued a flag per state law. Ok, still with the process.

BUT: that now puts a fucking flag on my licence for the bike I'm 100% legal on, that I've already given all my info to the state on, got a new plate not even the one that insurance policy was for.
Best part:
THEY FUCKING KNOW I HAVE INSURANCE ON IT. BECAUSE THEY CAN LOOK IT UP.

:mindblown: :mindblown: :mindblown:
:mindblown: :rage: :mindblown:
:mindblown: :mindblown: :mindblown:

Its ok, just pay the 18 dollar fee and it goes away :waxer: :rage:

FUCK GOVERNMENT
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:29 am Super :rage: fuck the goverment moment today. I'm even mad at myself...for getting so mad.

Go to renew licence. Flag on my shit...sigh...ok why. Looks like insurance lapsed on your motorcycle.
:wtf:
:nope:
:butwhy:

So this is why there was a flag on my licence.

The Grom, which cost all of 70 bucks a year to insure. When I bought it from my budday ( :member: chalupabatman?) I did an in & out at the :dillerman: and had to get insurance, new registration, new plate, the whole 9.

Well he didn't drop his insurance. Because he'd have got back like what? 10 bucks? I get it.

Well his insurace issued a flag per state law. Ok, still with the process.

BUT: that now puts a fucking flag on my licence for the bike I'm 100% legal on, that I've already given all my info to the state on, got a new plate not even the one that insurance policy was for.
Best part:
THEY FUCKING KNOW I HAVE INSURANCE ON IT. BECAUSE THEY CAN LOOK IT UP.

:mindblown: :mindblown: :mindblown:
:mindblown: :rage: :mindblown:
:mindblown: :mindblown: :mindblown:

Its ok, just pay the 18 dollar fee and it goes away :waxer: :rage:

FUCK GOVERNMENT
:impressive: gubment gubmenting
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Apex wrote: Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:34 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:29 am Super :rage: fuck the goverment moment today. I'm even mad at myself...for getting so mad.

Go to renew licence. Flag on my shit...sigh...ok why. Looks like insurance lapsed on your motorcycle.
:wtf:
:nope:
:butwhy:

So this is why there was a flag on my licence.

The Grom, which cost all of 70 bucks a year to insure. When I bought it from my budday ( :member: chalupabatman?) I did an in & out at the :dillerman: and had to get insurance, new registration, new plate, the whole 9.

Well he didn't drop his insurance. Because he'd have got back like what? 10 bucks? I get it.

Well his insurace issued a flag per state law. Ok, still with the process.

BUT: that now puts a fucking flag on my licence for the bike I'm 100% legal on, that I've already given all my info to the state on, got a new plate not even the one that insurance policy was for.
Best part:
THEY FUCKING KNOW I HAVE INSURANCE ON IT. BECAUSE THEY CAN LOOK IT UP.

:mindblown: :mindblown: :mindblown:
:mindblown: :rage: :mindblown:
:mindblown: :mindblown: :mindblown:

Its ok, just pay the 18 dollar fee and it goes away :waxer: :rage:

FUCK GOVERNMENT
:impressive: gubment gubmenting
:dat:
At least it's only $18
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:29 am Super :rage: fuck the goverment moment today. I'm even mad at myself...for getting so mad.

Go to renew licence. Flag on my shit...sigh...ok why. Looks like insurance lapsed on your motorcycle.
:wtf:
:nope:
:butwhy:

So this is why there was a flag on my licence.

The Grom, which cost all of 70 bucks a year to insure. When I bought it from my budday ( :member: chalupabatman?) I did an in & out at the :dillerman: and had to get insurance, new registration, new plate, the whole 9.

Well he didn't drop his insurance. Because he'd have got back like what? 10 bucks? I get it.

Well his insurace issued a flag per state law. Ok, still with the process.

BUT: that now puts a fucking flag on my licence for the bike I'm 100% legal on, that I've already given all my info to the state on, got a new plate not even the one that insurance policy was for.
Best part:
THEY FUCKING KNOW I HAVE INSURANCE ON IT. BECAUSE THEY CAN LOOK IT UP.

:mindblown: :mindblown: :mindblown:
:mindblown: :rage: :mindblown:
:mindblown: :mindblown: :mindblown:

Its ok, just pay the 18 dollar fee and it goes away :waxer: :rage:

FUCK GOVERNMENT
Eh, 18 dollars? Not thread worthy. No sucking of the donkey balls.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Sep 15, 2017 1:16 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:29 am Super :rage: fuck the goverment moment today. I'm even mad at myself...for getting so mad.

Go to renew licence. Flag on my shit...sigh...ok why. Looks like insurance lapsed on your motorcycle.
:wtf:
:nope:
:butwhy:

So this is why there was a flag on my licence.

The Grom, which cost all of 70 bucks a year to insure. When I bought it from my budday ( :member: chalupabatman?) I did an in & out at the :dillerman: and had to get insurance, new registration, new plate, the whole 9.

Well he didn't drop his insurance. Because he'd have got back like what? 10 bucks? I get it.

Well his insurace issued a flag per state law. Ok, still with the process.

BUT: that now puts a fucking flag on my licence for the bike I'm 100% legal on, that I've already given all my info to the state on, got a new plate not even the one that insurance policy was for.
Best part:
THEY FUCKING KNOW I HAVE INSURANCE ON IT. BECAUSE THEY CAN LOOK IT UP.

:mindblown: :mindblown: :mindblown:
:mindblown: :rage: :mindblown:
:mindblown: :mindblown: :mindblown:

Its ok, just pay the 18 dollar fee and it goes away :waxer: :rage:

FUCK GOVERNMENT
Eh, 18 dollars? Not thread worthy. No sucking of the donkey balls.
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So much :rage: over three fucking burritos, :whocares: . Gotta pay to play/cost of doing business/all of that.
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Guy having full blown speaker phone conversation in the waiting room at the dealership while the Fiat gets her oil changed. Also stuck with Maury on the tv.

Annnnd earbuds in.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Sno wrote: Fri Oct 27, 2017 10:53 am Guy having full blown speaker phone conversation in the waiting room at the dealership while the Fiat gets her oil changed. Also stuck with Maury on the tv.

Annnnd earbuds in.
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Sno wrote: Fri Oct 27, 2017 10:53 am Guy having full blown speaker phone conversation in the waiting room at the dealership while the Fiat gets her oil changed. Also stuck with Maury on the tv.

Annnnd earbuds in.
Double :disgust:
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Sno wrote: Fri Oct 27, 2017 10:53 am Guy having full blown speaker phone conversation in the waiting room at the dealership while the Fiat gets her oil changed. Also stuck with Maury on the tv.

Annnnd earbuds in.
That show's audio is mixed on one of my company's sound consoles, so I've gone to the facility to meet with the engineer. I think that's the world's worst job, and he seemed near depression because of listening to those people daily.
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Barnes93cb wrote: Tue Oct 31, 2017 3:50 pm I had to help someone get a restraining order. I also had to have a talking to for speaking to superior with respect. These damn subordinates.

Why did I want to become a supervisor?
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Congrats. How much did his go up by adding the extra risk?

It happened to me when I added my wife back in the day. It was cheaper for her, but more expensive for me because she had an accident on her record.
:sad: because Detroit is gone and I missed this post.

My insurance actually went down $100/yr. Dat volume discount.
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