How life sucked donkey balls today: the :eeyore : thread

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Got a new optima red top in January. Dead today. Had to jump it to start. I haven't driven a car in 5 weeks. Take your pick re:thread.
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I accidentally nicked a sprinkler line with a pick yesterday without realizing it :derp: when I was removing a rootball, so I woke up to a half inch of mud on my patio where the water shot the dirt pile all over the place. I just got done fixing and cleaning it up after running to Home Depot for some PVC and cement.

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My :poop: this morning smelled awful.
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Showed up to work 3.5 hours early. I forgot that im working odd hours for two days this week.
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Barnes93cb wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2017 4:07 pm Showed up to work 3.5 hours early. I forgot that im working odd hours for two days this week.
That sucks.
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Apex wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2017 6:56 pm
Barnes93cb wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2017 4:07 pm Showed up to work 3.5 hours early. I forgot that im working odd hours for two days this week.
That sucks.
Yeah I missed out on some lazy time. But I did manage to make the best of it. I rode the bike this morning. So I left and went for a ride to breakfast. Took as much time as possible before returning.
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Barnes93cb wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:10 pm
Apex wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2017 6:56 pm

That sucks.
Yeah I missed out on some lazy time. But I did manage to make the best of it. I rode the bike this morning. So I left and went for a ride to breakfast. Took as much time as possible before returning.
Got some vodka for your lemons this morning. :notbad:
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Apex wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:16 pm
Barnes93cb wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:10 pm

Yeah I missed out on some lazy time. But I did manage to make the best of it. I rode the bike this morning. So I left and went for a ride to breakfast. Took as much time as possible before returning.
Got some vodka for your lemons this morning. :notbad:
Gin, lemon juice, and sugar water.
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Barnes93cb wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2017 9:06 pm
Apex wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:16 pm

Got some vodka for your lemons this morning. :notbad:
Gin, lemon juice, and sugar water.
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Apex wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2017 9:07 pm
Barnes93cb wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2017 9:06 pm

Gin, lemon juice, and sugar water.
:notbad:
Tom Collins ftw. Its a great summer drink.
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So I was supposed to fly to Miami 9/13 with my "future wife" flying in on 9/9. Looks like the Hurricane Irma had other idea... :wtf:
:mahtroy: luck strikes HARD
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max225 wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:01 pm So I was supposed to fly to Miami 9/13 with my "future wife" flying in on 9/9. Looks like the Hurricane Irma had other idea... :wtf:
:mahtroy: luck strikes HARD
Can't you get a refund on the mail-order bride?
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Apex wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:14 pm
max225 wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:01 pm So I was supposed to fly to Miami 9/13 with my "future wife" flying in on 9/9. Looks like the Hurricane Irma had other idea... :wtf:
:mahtroy: luck strikes HARD
Can't you get a refund on the mail-order bride?
On her yes... on my flight and hotel probably not ...
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max225 wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:25 pm
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Can't you get a refund on the mail-order bride?
On her yes... on my flight and hotel probably not ...
Your whole hotel is nonrefundable? Aren't you cancelling far enough in advance? Also you just get nicked a change fee and keep the rest of the airline fare as a credit, yes?
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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I still don't understand this whole mail order bride thing and nobody wants to tell me.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:52 pm I still don't understand this whole mail order bride thing and nobody wants to tell me.
:dat: :iono:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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max225 wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:01 pm So I was supposed to fly to Miami 9/13 with my "future wife" flying in on 9/9. Looks like the Hurricane Irma had other idea... :wtf:
:mahtroy: luck strikes HARD
:wat:
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:51 pm
max225 wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:25 pm
On her yes... on my flight and hotel probably not ...
Your whole hotel is nonrefundable? Aren't you cancelling far enough in advance? Also you just get nicked a change fee and keep the rest of the airline fare as a credit, yes?
Trying to find out right now. Booked through Expedia
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D Griff wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 4:02 pm
max225 wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:01 pm So I was supposed to fly to Miami 9/13 with my "future wife" flying in on 9/9. Looks like the Hurricane Irma had other idea... :wtf:
:mahtroy: luck strikes HARD
:wat:
It's Max's personal joke that he refuses to reveal to the rest of the world.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 4:08 pm
D Griff wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 4:02 pm

:wat:
It's Max's personal joke that he refuses to reveal to the rest of the world.
Well, I remember he mentioned dating some blue eyed (Russian?) chick a while back... maybe this is what he's referring to...

:iono: pics or :gtfo:
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 4:08 pm
D Griff wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 4:02 pm

:wat:
It's Max's personal joke that he refuses to reveal to the rest of the world.
It is a friend of a friend. Who is a fellow commie, who I am semi interested in, but through a series of events attributable to :mahtroy: luck I am starting to get cold feet.

She is moving here by the end of the year but is currently working for the Dictatorship bank regime of Russia.
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max225 wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 5:19 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 4:08 pm

It's Max's personal joke that he refuses to reveal to the rest of the world.
It is a friend of a friend. Who is a fellow commie, who I am semi interested in, but through a series of events attributable to :mahtroy: luck I am starting to get cold feet.

She is moving here by the end of the year but is currently working for the Dictatorship bank regime of Russia.
She's moving to the Pay Area?
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 5:39 pm
max225 wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 5:19 pm

It is a friend of a friend. Who is a fellow commie, who I am semi interested in, but through a series of events attributable to :mahtroy: luck I am starting to get cold feet.

She is moving here by the end of the year but is currently working for the Dictatorship bank regime of Russia.
She's moving to the Pay Area?
Yes :bruh: and I have made attempts to secure my aryan princess before the brogrammer :micdrop: :amir: start their frenzied attempts to court her.
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max225 wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 5:41 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 5:39 pm

She's moving to the Pay Area?
Yes :bruh: and I have made attempts to secure my aryan princess before the brogrammer :micdrop: :amir: start their frenzied attempts to court her.
:lolgasm:

Alright man. I now consider myself edified. Good luck.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Anyways... back to the point... literally a mfking Hurricane is throwing a wrench into my plans... :rage: that shit is wack.
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