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max225 wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:29 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:25 pm

I was pissed but at the end of the day shutting the fuck up and moving on is a wiser move than anything else. Doesn't matter whether it's husband or wife, YOU REMEMBER when your spouse was cooler than hell about something that was just flat our your fuck up, just like YOU REMEMBER when they are not. Take the first fork in the road. It would be different if she was somehow saying it was NBD, nor REALLY her fault, or something like that.

When you man the fuck up and say my bad, the other team needs to let it go unless somebody just refuses to apply what they learned.
So did she cry and call herself stupid and :rage: at herself or :aintcare: the next day and let you deal with the outfall of the mess she caused ?
She should have been nothing short of an angel for a month, to make up for turning your driveway into demolition derby.
She knew I was pissed. I dealt with the outfall because we both know I would not be satisifed with her handling of the outfall. She's always pretty much doing her job......at home or at work.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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max225 wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:32 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:26 pm
If you don’t mind the gas prices hemi jgc, is essentially a younger hotter cousin to the Brohoe.

similar how the 300 was the path of least resistance the crown Vic for my dad.
Exactly.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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CaleDeRoo wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:33 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:26 pm

Probably the way I'll go. Put some BROLA on there and good to go..
There might be a Mopar branded one too. I know there's one for the RAM and it sounds :boner:
Will definitely do something.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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max225 wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:21 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:16 pm

This is a woman who pulls enough bank to write a check for a new Tahoe RST 6.2 NFG if I keep giving her shit and she has the balls to do it just to tell me to lay the fuck off, accidents happen. I thought I'd just get a jump on that and let it go.
We got a west coast :mahtroy: amongst our midst

:mindblown:
Your fiance could do the same thing if she realized that this is America Jack and that children are not indentured servants to their parents for all eternity.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Desertbreh wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 1:42 pm
max225 wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:21 pm

We got a west coast :mahtroy: amongst our midst

:mindblown:
Your fiance could do the same thing if she realized that this is America Jack and that children are not indentured servants to their parents for all eternity.
:nope: family over alles
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Desertbreh wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:12 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:16 am Breh, sorry to hear about the car damage.

Jag XE does suck but I think this gen is not a fraud it’s back to real jag. Which sucks even more. I remember the interior was cheap as shit.

Countryman is pretty neat. JCW one would be fun. Would cross shop with an Alfa Stelvio.

The dash on the Jag was an abomination of plastic......Pontiac Sunfireesque. This is a company that built its reputation on Connolly Hides everywhere. Low rent garbage for secretary brandwhores.


I'm going to drive the new JCW Countryman. It's either that or a JCG Trailhawk Hemi for a Brahhoe replacement.
I can't even.
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Desertbreh wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:25 pm
max225 wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:21 pm

We got a west coast :mahtroy: amongst our midst

:mindblown:
I was pissed but at the end of the day shutting the fuck up and moving on is a wiser move than anything else. Doesn't matter whether it's husband or wife, YOU REMEMBER when your spouse was cooler than hell about something that was just flat our your fuck up, just like YOU REMEMBER when they are not. Take the first fork in the road. It would be different if she was somehow saying it was NBD, nor REALLY her fault, or something like that.

When you man the fuck up and say my bad, the other team needs to let it go unless somebody just refuses to apply what they learned.
All :dat:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Weird. I thought the XE was supposed to be the sportier version of a 3-series... like the ATS and Giulia.
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Desertbreh wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:09 pm
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At least it wasn't with the Brown Beluga.
Beluga Corvette double whammy would have been rage inducing.
Absofuckinglutely!
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Desertbreh wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:25 pm
max225 wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:21 pm

We got a west coast :mahtroy: amongst our midst

:mindblown:
I was pissed but at the end of the day shutting the fuck up and moving on is a wiser move than anything else. Doesn't matter whether it's husband or wife, YOU REMEMBER when your spouse was cooler than hell about something that was just flat our your fuck up, just like YOU REMEMBER when they are not. Take the first fork in the road. It would be different if she was somehow saying it was NBD, nor REALLY her fault, or something like that.

When you man the fuck up and say my bad, the other team needs to let it go unless somebody just refuses to apply what they learned.
So much truth.

I usually get a good :dock: sesh out of being cool in these instances too. Nice bonus.
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troyguitar wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 11:51 pm Weird. I thought the XE was supposed to be the sportier version of a 3-series... like the ATS and Giulia.
There may be higher trim levels but this thing was pure junk from every possible Troy perspective.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Detroit wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:28 am
Desertbreh wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:25 pm

I was pissed but at the end of the day shutting the fuck up and moving on is a wiser move than anything else. Doesn't matter whether it's husband or wife, YOU REMEMBER when your spouse was cooler than hell about something that was just flat our your fuck up, just like YOU REMEMBER when they are not. Take the first fork in the road. It would be different if she was somehow saying it was NBD, nor REALLY her fault, or something like that.

When you man the fuck up and say my bad, the other team needs to let it go unless somebody just refuses to apply what they learned.
So much truth.

I usually get a good :dock: sesh out of being cool in these instances too. Nice bonus.
My first wife liked to carry around grievances like a fucking Sherpa. Didn't like it much. Not moving on is just selfish indulgence.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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max225 wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:29 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:25 pm

I was pissed but at the end of the day shutting the fuck up and moving on is a wiser move than anything else. Doesn't matter whether it's husband or wife, YOU REMEMBER when your spouse was cooler than hell about something that was just flat our your fuck up, just like YOU REMEMBER when they are not. Take the first fork in the road. It would be different if she was somehow saying it was NBD, nor REALLY her fault, or something like that.

When you man the fuck up and say my bad, the other team needs to let it go unless somebody just refuses to apply what they learned.
So did she cry and call herself stupid and :rage: at herself or :aintcare: the next day and let you deal with the outfall of the mess she caused ?
She should have been nothing short of an angel for a month, to make up for turning your driveway into demolition derby.
I mean she dented two beaters so :whocares:
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Desertbreh wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:12 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:16 am Breh, sorry to hear about the car damage.

Jag XE does suck but I think this gen is not a fraud it’s back to real jag. Which sucks even more. I remember the interior was cheap as shit.

Countryman is pretty neat. JCW one would be fun. Would cross shop with an Alfa Stelvio.
The dash on the Jag was an abomination of plastic......Pontiac Sunfireesque. This is a company that built its reputation on Connolly Hides everywhere. Low rent garbage for secretary brandwhores.

I'm going to drive the new JCW Countryman. It's either that or a JCG Trailhawk Hemi for a Brahhoe replacement.
I remember seeing the XE when it first came out at an auto show.
Entire interior was hard gloss black plastic, and it was the only car that I got in that was creaking as you just sat there doing nothing.

0/10. Walked away from that and basically erased the car from my memory. It's impressive though, not many car manufacturers are able to pull off such a miscalculation.
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Johnny_P wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 1:48 pm
max225 wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:29 pm

So did she cry and call herself stupid and :rage: at herself or :aintcare: the next day and let you deal with the outfall of the mess she caused ?
She should have been nothing short of an angel for a month, to make up for turning your driveway into demolition derby.
I mean she dented two beaters so :whocares:
Do you care about 10k?
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max225 wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 2:01 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 1:48 pm

I mean she dented two beaters so :whocares:
Do you care about 10k?
$10k deductible?

I wouldn't have fixed the brahoe.
Benzo meh sure.
I feel in the grand scheme of life this isn't that big a deal.
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Johnny_P wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 2:18 pm
max225 wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 2:01 pm

Do you care about 10k?
$10k deductible?

I wouldn't have fixed the brahoe.
Benzo meh sure.
I feel in the grand scheme of life this isn't that big a deal.
Her spitting into your cereal isn’t a big deal, but I wouldn’t like that.
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max225 wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 2:31 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 2:18 pm

$10k deductible?

I wouldn't have fixed the brahoe.
Benzo meh sure.
I feel in the grand scheme of life this isn't that big a deal.
Her spitting into your cereal isn’t a big deal, but I wouldn’t like that.
You do you, boo boo. I would have been :disappoint: but overall don't think it's a huge deal on two fully depreciated high mileage cars.
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Johnny_P wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 2:46 pm
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Her spitting into your cereal isn’t a big deal, but I wouldn’t like that.
You do you, boo boo. I would have been :disappoint: but overall don't think it's a huge deal on two fully depreciated high mileage cars.
One of which is getting sent to Mexico next year anyways.
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It was a $1000 deductible. Inusurance is paying $3200 on top of that. It only counts as one "at fault." I'm going to forgive and forget but I don't drive around in dented cars.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Also I threw $310 to fix a major wallop in the passenger side rocker panel on the benz that was there when I bought it.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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max225 wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 2:31 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 2:18 pm

$10k deductible?

I wouldn't have fixed the brahoe.
Benzo meh sure.
I feel in the grand scheme of life this isn't that big a deal.
Her spitting into your cereal isn’t a big deal, but I wouldn’t like that.
But that would have been intentional.
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max225 wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 2:31 pm

Her spitting into your cereal isn’t a big deal, but I wouldn’t like that.
But that would have been intentional.
Yeah that was utterly unanalogous.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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wap wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:22 pm
max225 wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 2:31 pm

Her spitting into your cereal isn’t a big deal, but I wouldn’t like that.
But that would have been intentional.
Yeah that was utterly unanalogous.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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