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max225 wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:06 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:33 pm What's up with this forum going HAM on cars and then not liking them?
Which car did the forum go "ham" on?
Waxer went balls out on his M235i with LSD and tune and shit and offed it in a year.
Detroit is :eeyore: with his 442 pavement slaying horsepower brubstick'd C5
Troy with his C5 and then Mister Two
Fax with his fancy Miata that he offed for a minivan
Coogles doesn't seem to like his STI

About the only ones that seem totally :fuckyeah: with their purchases are Griff and 4zilch.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:18 pm
max225 wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:06 pm

Which car did the forum go "ham" on?
Waxer went balls out on his M235i with LSD and tune and shit and offed it in a year.
Detroit is :eeyore: with his 442 pavement slaying horsepower brubstick'd C5
Troy with his C5 and then Mister Two
Fax with his fancy Miata that he offed for a minivan
Coogles doesn't seem to like his STI

About the only ones that seem totally :fuckyeah: with their purchases are Griff and 4zilch.
That's just the regular :plac: cycle. And i don't think anyone truly "loved" those cars to begin with.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:33 pm What's up with this forum going HAM on cars and then not liking them?
Also, had to google HAM. Thanks for keeping the lingo on the razor's edge.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
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max225 wrote: i don't think anyone truly "loved" those cars to begin with.
:dat:

I can't afford anything that I'd love, so it's a series of compromises and learning experiences in an attempt to find the least worst option.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:21 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:33 pm What's up with this forum going HAM on cars and then not liking them?
Also, had to google HAM. Thanks for keeping the lingo on the razor's edge.
HAM is like 8 years old now bruh
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max225 wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:21 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:18 pm

Waxer went balls out on his M235i with LSD and tune and shit and offed it in a year.
Detroit is :eeyore: with his 442 pavement slaying horsepower brubstick'd C5
Troy with his C5 and then Mister Two
Fax with his fancy Miata that he offed for a minivan
Coogles doesn't seem to like his STI

About the only ones that seem totally :fuckyeah: with their purchases are Griff and 4zilch.
That's just the regular :plac: cycle. And i don't think anyone truly "loved" those cars to begin with.
That's the part that :mindblown: me. I took 3 years to buy a car because I couldn't find one that I loved and was willing to put my hard earned money on. Until my blue rally bromobile. :iono: Maybe the honeymoon phase is just super short with some people?
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:30 pm
max225 wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:21 pm

That's just the regular :plac: cycle. And i don't think anyone truly "loved" those cars to begin with.
That's the part that :mindblown: me. I took 3 years to buy a car because I couldn't find one that I loved and was willing to put my hard earned money on. Until my blue rally bromobile. :iono: Maybe the honeymoon phase is just super short with some people?
If you still have snomoburble towards year end, we may need to chat.
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Apex wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:34 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:30 pm

That's the part that :mindblown: me. I took 3 years to buy a car because I couldn't find one that I loved and was willing to put my hard earned money on. Until my blue rally bromobile. :iono: Maybe the honeymoon phase is just super short with some people?
If you still have snomoburble towards year end, we may need to chat.
You wanna rip on it? :hubba: I'll let you drive it whenever you want.
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I'm at 2.5 years with my car and I do still love it. Just normal :plac: :bs: that's made worse by not being able to drive the car in winter.

All this :plac: talk from me will be gone in 2 months.
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Johnny_P wrote:
max225 wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:21 pm That's just the regular :plac: cycle. And i don't think anyone truly "loved" those cars to begin with.
That's the part that :mindblown: me. I took 3 years to buy a car because I couldn't find one that I loved and was willing to put my hard earned money on. Until my blue rally bromobile. :iono: Maybe the honeymoon phase is just super short with some people?
I put 10k miles on the mr2 and 40k on the :poorvette: bro. Have you passed 5k yet?
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:35 pm
Apex wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:34 pm

If you still have snomoburble towards year end, we may need to chat.
You wanna rip on it? :hubba: I'll let you drive it whenever you want.
Hell yeah I wanna rip on the rally mobile sometime. :stig: :plaid:
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troyguitar wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:35 pm
Johnny_P wrote:
That's the part that :mindblown: me. I took 3 years to buy a car because I couldn't find one that I loved and was willing to put my hard earned money on. Until my blue rally bromobile. :iono: Maybe the honeymoon phase is just super short with some people?
I put 10k miles on the mr2 and 40k on the :poorvette: bro. Have you passed 5k yet?
Pfft 5k was so last month. I’m at 5500 now.
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troyguitar wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:35 pm I put 10k miles on the mr2 and 40k on the :poorvette: bro. Have you passed 5k yet?
Pfft 5k was so last month. I’m at 5500 now.
:stig: :plaid:
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:28 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:21 pm

Also, had to google HAM. Thanks for keeping the lingo on the razor's edge.
HAM is like 8 years old now bruh
Never heard it. Nor have I seen it used here. And this is the only place where I learn all of these important things so that figures.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:38 pm
troyguitar wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:35 pm I put 10k miles on the mr2 and 40k on the :poorvette: bro. Have you passed 5k yet?
Pfft 5k was so last month. I’m at 5500 now.
Bet I hit 6k before you.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:21 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:33 pm What's up with this forum going HAM on cars and then not liking them?
Also, had to google HAM. Thanks for keeping the lingo on the razor's edge.
Don't sweat it, Dirk. I had to, too.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:28 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:21 pm

Also, had to google HAM. Thanks for keeping the lingo on the razor's edge.
HAM is like 8 years old now bruh
:mindblown:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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I haven't googled it yet and have no clue what it's supposed to mean. I assumed it was analogous to :fullretard:
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troyguitar wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:51 pm I haven't googled it yet and have no clue what it's supposed to mean. I assumed it was analogous to :fullretard:
After scrolling through a whole page of pig :meat: pics and definitions I found the Urban Dictionary definition.

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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Even I knew ham... made me feel old actually... it goes way back
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:18 pm
max225 wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:06 pm

Which car did the forum go "ham" on?
Waxer went balls out on his M235i with LSD and tune and shit and offed it in a year.
Detroit is :eeyore: with his 442 pavement slaying horsepower brubstick'd C5
Troy with his C5 and then Mister Two
Fax with his fancy Miata that he offed for a minivan
Coogles doesn't seem to like his STI

About the only ones that seem totally :fuckyeah: with their purchases are Griff and 4zilch.
Pfft, do you even know me, :bruh: ?

I burn cars and don't look back, no matter how much I like them in the beginning they usually have a 9-36 month life cycle in my garage.

Also, I sold the JB4 for what I paid for it since I bought it with a coupon and you can't legally buy them in California. :)
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:26 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:18 pm

Waxer went balls out on his M235i with LSD and tune and shit and offed it in a year.
Detroit is :eeyore: with his 442 pavement slaying horsepower brubstick'd C5
Troy with his C5 and then Mister Two
Fax with his fancy Miata that he offed for a minivan
Coogles doesn't seem to like his STI

About the only ones that seem totally :fuckyeah: with their purchases are Griff and 4zilch.
Pfft, do you even know me, :bruh: ?

I burn cars and don't look back, no matter how much I like them in the beginning they usually have a 9-36 month life cycle in my garage.

Also, I sold the JB4 for what I paid for it since I bought it with a coupon and you can't legally buy them in California. :)
Whatever happened to the LSD on that car? Did you end up selling that separately?
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max225 wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:00 pm Even I knew ham... made me feel old actually... it goes way back
That’s what I thought lol
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