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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:20 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:18 pm

BMW sail sounded like legit :plac: money panic.
well it kinda was

Tarspin wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:18 pm :wat: ?

How many :baby: :baby: ?

Congrats Brad!
just one. thank god.
ARE YOU THE PAPPY?

Great news Brad! Congratulations!
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2017 4:17 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:20 pm

well it kinda was




just one. thank god.
ARE YOU THE PAPPY?

Great news Brad! Congratulations!
thanks!
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:54 pm
Detroit wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:21 pm
I guess if you keep it forever, but :notsure:

I bet Chrysler is giving away Pacificas at this point. Would be a :notbad: way to van.
dude you aint lying..... new for what 3 yr old 60k oddsey's are going for :mindblown:
I think it's a solid route to go. Especially now, FCA is going to start doing silly things to move vehicles.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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The Pacifica looks nice.

Damn :doe: , the :fax: machine disappeared because :baby: ... :wtf: .

Congrats bro.
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Serious :lolgasm: in here :doe:
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D Griff wrote:The Pacifica looks nice.

Damn :doe: , the :fax: machine disappeared because :baby: ... :wtf: .

Congrats bro.
Welcome to your future!

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I need to get my nutz snipped. My wife so so awesome, she just trollface me with a threat that if I don't :doit: and she gets pregnant again we will both be driving minivans. I told her that my golf can hold 3 seats if one of them is a booster. She's just like :yeahok:

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Tarspin wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:45 pm I need to get my nutz snipped. My wife so so awesome, she just trollface me with a threat that if I don't :doit: and she gets pregnant again we will both be driving minivans. I told her that my golf can hold 3 seats if one of them is a booster. She's just like :yeahok:

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:wtf: does the sperm do? Just continue to pressurize the :balls: until no new ones can be made? I fear a sad death from testicular cancer from because of the dead swimmers that can't get out :doe:
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Tarspin wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:54 pm :wtf: does the sperm do? Just continue to pressurize the :balls: until no new ones can be made? I fear a sad death from testicular cancer from because of the dead swimmers that can't get out :doe:
No :baby:
Makes a :melon: :aintcare: and a :waxer:
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Tarspin wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:45 pm I need to get my nutz snipped. My wife so so awesome, she just trollface me with a threat that if I don't :doit: and she gets pregnant again we will both be driving minivans. I told her that my golf can hold 3 seats if one of them is a booster. She's just like :yeahok:

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D Griff wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:36 pm The Pacifica looks nice.

Damn :doe: , the :fax: machine disappeared because :baby: ... :wtf: .

Congrats bro.
eh. it needs to go. if we can save on the tax for something nicer/more useful for the wife we should go for it.

We will be traveling more to see family with new baby. Dogs might have to come. they take up space. dag sitting wont be in the budget most likely.
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Pacifigay, GayTI, Gayata, and Gayrom ain't a bad garage at all :doe:
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D Griff wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:57 am Pacifigay, GayTI, Gayata, and Gayrom ain't a bad garage at all :doe:
it would be a gayrage full of :gay: :gaydance: :sissyfight: and faggotory. :ohmy: :hue: :hue: :hue:
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:53 am
D Griff wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:36 pm The Pacifica looks nice.

Damn :doe: , the :fax: machine disappeared because :baby: ... :wtf: .

Congrats bro.
eh. it needs to go. if we can save on the tax for something nicer/more useful for the wife we should go for it.

We will be traveling more to see family with new baby. Dogs might have to come. they take up space. dag sitting wont be in the budget most likely.
Get smaller dags.
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Melon wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:28 am
Tarspin wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:54 pm :wtf: does the sperm do? Just continue to pressurize the :balls: until no new ones can be made? I fear a sad death from testicular cancer from because of the dead swimmers that can't get out :doe:
No :baby:
Makes a :melon: :aintcare: and a :waxer:
:dat: :aintcare:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Melon wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2017 8:09 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:53 am

eh. it needs to go. if we can save on the tax for something nicer/more useful for the wife we should go for it.

We will be traveling more to see family with new baby. Dogs might have to come. they take up space. dag sitting wont be in the budget most likely.
Get smaller dags.
you gonna take these two fuckers? :dill: :ohmy:
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2017 8:26 am
Melon wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2017 8:09 am

Get smaller dags.
you gonna take these two fuckers? :dill: :ohmy:
:nope:

They's good dags, but boy do they shed.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:23 am :lolol: dis thread delivers.
:dat:
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:14 pm
Detroit wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:09 pm
:dat:

And here I thought I missed an announcement.
I'm :disappoint: that you fuckers did not hone in on this when i announced BMW sale.
LOL. Congratulations man. Chris Kyle: Man on the ground 2 miles out.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:23 am :lolol: dis thread delivers.

Congrats :fax:

Just get the minivan. You can fit a kart inside.
you are not wrong.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:14 pm

I'm :disappoint: that you fuckers did not hone in on this when i announced BMW sale.
LOL. Congratulations man. Chris Kyle: Man on the ground 2 miles out.
thanks
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Trucks hold baby seats well too.
Lot's of room in the back.

Just sayin'
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Melon wrote: Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:27 am Trucks hold baby seats well too.
Lot's of room in the back.

Just sayin'
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Dags love trucks too.

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