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by Johnny_P
Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:14 pm
Forum: The Mudroom of Miscellany
Topic: OT Numero Uno: My ding ding dong
Replies: 8133
Views: 322305

Re: OT Numéro Uno

D Griff wrote:Half Baked is good shit. :megusta:
:dat:
by Johnny_P
Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:13 pm
Forum: The Mudroom of Miscellany
Topic: OT Numero Uno: My ding ding dong
Replies: 8133
Views: 322305

Re: OT Numéro Uno

Barnes93cb wrote:About to head to Harley Davidson for the first part of my Motorcycle safety course. $350 course. I got it for free #military.
:fuckyeah: motorcycle safety course is fun!
by Johnny_P
Fri Nov 04, 2016 2:32 pm
Forum: The Mudroom of Miscellany
Topic: OT Numero Uno: My ding ding dong
Replies: 8133
Views: 322305

Re: OT Numéro Uno

Boss is gone, he left early
1 guy out sick
1 guy had to take his preggers GF to doctor so he's gone
1 guy scheduled to leave early today
1 guy crashed his car this morning so he's dealing with that

I have like 2 people here. Nothing getting done today.

I want ice cream.
by Johnny_P
Fri Nov 04, 2016 2:29 pm
Forum: Car Talk
Topic: Car Talk 1: Passengers matter
Replies: 9093
Views: 239787

Re: Car Talk 1: Before Ellis

Detroit wrote:
Johnny_P wrote: That they are, but you'd have a dedicated spot. And the spot they'll give you is big enough to park a panther platform Ford in.
Wouldn't assholes just ignore it and park in it anyway?
Yes and then they get ticket or tow
by Johnny_P
Fri Nov 04, 2016 2:28 pm
Forum: Gym Class
Topic: Dem bicicletas, doe
Replies: 7905
Views: 336957

Re: Dem bicicletas, doe

Detroit wrote:The old DFD more just vanished than burned. I was writing a Volt review for Max when it just poofed away when I hit submit.
Detroit broke DFD1 :mindblown: :sad:
by Johnny_P
Fri Nov 04, 2016 2:23 pm
Forum: Member's Rides
Topic: Desert Garage
Replies: 1896
Views: 101132

Re: Desert Garage

Special order a color

Picks silver

:wat:
by Johnny_P
Fri Nov 04, 2016 2:22 pm
Forum: Gym Class
Topic: Dem bicicletas, doe
Replies: 7905
Views: 336957

Re: Dem bicicletas, doe

I rode the steel bike on Tuesday on final pizza ride. Basically ride to the bar and back. Was ok.
by Johnny_P
Fri Nov 04, 2016 2:16 pm
Forum: Car Talk
Topic: Car Talk 1: Passengers matter
Replies: 9093
Views: 239787

Re: Car Talk 1: Before Ellis

Totally. Either way it would allow me to get something interesting like an i3 or CPO model S. But can't because wrong side of road. Model S would be a nightmare in the city. Those things are massive. That they are, but you'd have a dedicated spot. And the spot they'll give you is big enough to park...
by Johnny_P
Fri Nov 04, 2016 2:11 pm
Forum: The Mudroom of Miscellany
Topic: OT Numero Uno: My ding ding dong
Replies: 8133
Views: 322305

Re: OT Numéro Uno

D Griff wrote:I like dancing and sex.
I just don't like clubbing.

But wedding dancing? IN.
by Johnny_P
Fri Nov 04, 2016 2:09 pm
Forum: Car Talk
Topic: Car Talk 1: Passengers matter
Replies: 9093
Views: 239787

Re: Car Talk 1: Before Ellis

Detroit wrote: :notbad:

Still, at .gov costs...that's probably $10k.
Totally. Either way it would allow me to get something interesting like an i3 or CPO model S. But can't because wrong side of road.
by Johnny_P
Fri Nov 04, 2016 1:53 pm
Forum: The Mudroom of Miscellany
Topic: OT Numero Uno: My ding ding dong
Replies: 8133
Views: 322305

Re: OT Numéro Uno

Calvinball wrote:
lagunasecaballs wrote:So this was from like 5 pages ago because you guys are a bunch of chatty assholes, but the worst lay I've ever had was from a great dancer. That dancing = sex thing is totally not true.
They were exclusively referring to twerking.
Club "dancing" :rolleyes: :gag:
by Johnny_P
Fri Nov 04, 2016 1:49 pm
Forum: The Mudroom of Miscellany
Topic: OT Numero Uno: My ding ding dong
Replies: 8133
Views: 322305

Re: OT Numéro Uno

So this was from like 5 pages ago because you guys are a bunch of chatty assholes, but the worst lay I've ever had was from a great dancer. That dancing = sex thing is totally not true. Female dancers are flexible...which is far more useful than a male dancer, unless you were talking about a female...
by Johnny_P
Fri Nov 04, 2016 1:47 pm
Forum: Car Talk
Topic: Car Talk 1: Passengers matter
Replies: 9093
Views: 239787

Re: Car Talk 1: Before Ellis

Dat EV parking spot from the city doe. If I had parking in front of my house (I don't, parking only on the right side of the street) then I could get an EV and have a dedicated spot. But GF's house is on the left side :rolleyes: I thought you said the spot was open to any EV and you'd still have to...
by Johnny_P
Fri Nov 04, 2016 1:45 pm
Forum: On the Home Front
Topic: Home chat 1.0
Replies: 5968
Views: 258752

Re: Home chat 1.0

:iono: maybe all ceramic err'thang is a better option that drywall when considering destruction from my 45 lb sledgehammer with 4 legs and tail.
by Johnny_P
Fri Nov 04, 2016 1:42 pm
Forum: On the Home Front
Topic: Home chat 1.0
Replies: 5968
Views: 258752

Re: Home chat 1.0

Detroit wrote:Subway tile is actually coming back. Infamous sends me a bunch of pinshit photos of kitchens with that tile now.

I don't mind it since it's cheap. :iono:
Oh yeah subway tile is a thing again. It can look good. But you don't ever fully tile the place. That's full retard.
by Johnny_P
Fri Nov 04, 2016 1:42 pm
Forum: On the Home Front
Topic: Home chat 1.0
Replies: 5968
Views: 258752

Re: Home chat 1.0

D Griff wrote:
Johnny_P wrote: Sorry, I'll add "Dick-grabbing frat house" next time :sad:
It was a real thanks for the nomad option :lol:

I don't really stay there ever, fuck getting unwanted :dong: grabs.
:wub:
by Johnny_P
Fri Nov 04, 2016 1:41 pm
Forum: On the Home Front
Topic: Home chat 1.0
Replies: 5968
Views: 258752

Re: Home chat 1.0

Detroit wrote:Someone put plaster over the drop ceiling?
:impressive:
No no, plaster base ceiling, then on top of that a drop ceiling from some poverty cardboard looking tile, then another drop ceiling with poverty convenience store grade tiles
by Johnny_P
Fri Nov 04, 2016 1:40 pm
Forum: On the Home Front
Topic: Home chat 1.0
Replies: 5968
Views: 258752

Re: Home chat 1.0

wap wrote:Such archaeology.
Fucking tile. It's like a subway station in there :disgust:
And I think that decorative tile with the gourd looks like a swollen dong.
by Johnny_P
Fri Nov 04, 2016 1:39 pm
Forum: On the Home Front
Topic: Home chat 1.0
Replies: 5968
Views: 258752

Re: Home chat 1.0

D Griff wrote:
Johnny_P wrote:POWL added
Thanks for adding an option for me.
Sorry, I'll add "Dick-grabbing frat house" next time :sad:
by Johnny_P
Fri Nov 04, 2016 1:38 pm
Forum: Car Talk
Topic: Car Talk 1: Passengers matter
Replies: 9093
Views: 239787

Re: Car Talk 1: Before Ellis

Which is stupid because that's where EVs make sense. Urban stop and go 0-30-0 style. :dat: Volt can go forever on a charge in stop and go. Problem is charging it in the first place. Dat EV parking spot from the city doe. If I had parking in front of my house (I don't, parking only on the right side...
by Johnny_P
Fri Nov 04, 2016 1:35 pm
Forum: Member's Rides
Topic: Desert Garage
Replies: 1896
Views: 101132

Re: Desert Garage

in4pics of multi-thousand-dollar paint job I won't lie to you man, I'm in for finding out how the fancy paint looks as well. The reality is that it was worth it because it was the only way I could get an M-Sport car in a muted chick non racer boy color. But for the $, it should be fairly bedazzling...
by Johnny_P
Fri Nov 04, 2016 1:30 pm
Forum: On the Home Front
Topic: Home chat 1.0
Replies: 5968
Views: 258752

Re: Home chat 1.0

Also they broke the face plate of the wall AC. :rolleyes: Motherfucker is broken anyways, just an annoyance.
by Johnny_P
Fri Nov 04, 2016 1:29 pm
Forum: On the Home Front
Topic: Home chat 1.0
Replies: 5968
Views: 258752

Re: Home chat 1.0

Pics, Johnny! https://s12.postimg.org/ts1slx1tp/49990159219_D81959_A0_79_B5_4_A6_F_B021_6_EDBD6_ED83_B.jpg You can see 3 of the 4 wall colors/coverings that we found. Blue painted wood paneling was the latest Then green colored wood paneling Then pepto bismol pink painted wallpaper Then green leafy...
by Johnny_P
Fri Nov 04, 2016 1:18 pm
Forum: Car Talk
Topic: Car Talk 1: Passengers matter
Replies: 9093
Views: 239787

Re: Car Talk 1: Before Ellis

And this is why EVs will take a LONG time to take over. If you rent and/or live in an urban environment, there's no hope of being able to make it a viable option. You need either a house with a garage (or dedicated parking spot I guess) and/or a place to charge at work or something. Which is stupid...
by Johnny_P
Fri Nov 04, 2016 1:12 pm
Forum: The Mudroom of Miscellany
Topic: OT Numero Uno: My ding ding dong
Replies: 8133
Views: 322305

Re: OT Numéro Uno

So tired. Was up till midnight watching road rage vids on youtube.