http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/01/29/trump-s-border-patrol-defies-judge-u-s-senator-at-dulles-airport-at-his-first-constitutional-crisis-unfolds.html this is some bullshit. ugh, :thankstrump: The family that was moving to my town was in the Philly airport. Took them four years of vettin...

I still cannot believe that fucking asshole, alt-right, white nationalist, racist, wife-beating, anti-semite, fuckface Steve Bannon is on the National Security Council. He went from being an asshole on the internet running an awful news site to one of the most powerful people in the country with abs...

They kept fucking with surge pricing until it would be ridiculous for drivers to not go out. Then the following morning Ubers President gets named to the President's economic advisory council. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: I'm at a loss. What are the deets on the 'moosluem ban?' I've been deliberately not ...

Yeah, people were bitching about it being a dick move, but I think Taylor assumed he would stick to the outside, and the leader's spotter didn't let him know he was being passed on the inside fast enough.

wap wrote: ↑Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:39 pm Hey Cal.

Where is everyone else?

Being an exciting millenial and trying to decide if I should just sleep now or in an hour.

I haven't been as consistent as normal at the gym lately, but have been getting back up to speed the past couple weeks. This morning one of the regulars came up to me during my squat warmup and told me that I make her want to hit legs more often.

That's Valyrian steel, son.

NEEK wrote: ↑Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:42 am Same fucking 10 people are the only ones who ever post on FB... So weird.

Currently on FAPatalk

Quit FB.

nuggstein wrote: ↑Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:54 am

[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:52 am
Get some real rope or straps. Narrow banded stuff like a USB cable is far more likely to cause injury than thicker stuff.

Yeah, my wrists were hurting a bit.

Did she pinch and squeeze and hurt your neck?

nuggstein wrote: ↑Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:47 am

Calvinball wrote: ↑Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:41 am

Does she cash you ousside?

dammit.

Also good morning

Melon wrote: ↑Thu Jan 26, 2017 5:12 pm

lagunasecaballs wrote: ↑Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:11 pm Also fuck you.

Menorah!
Menorah!
Menorah!

:Lolol:

Melon wrote: ↑Thu Jan 26, 2017 4:39 pm

lagunasecaballs wrote: ↑Thu Jan 26, 2017 4:37 pm Thread title is 5/7.

Thread title is 5/7.

Melon wrote: ↑Thu Jan 26, 2017 3:44 pm

nuggstein wrote: ↑Thu Jan 26, 2017 3:30 pm whelp my girlfriend just brought up that she wants to try tying my hands up with rope.

that sounds hot.

i'm gonna mention nip clamps.

The safe word is "Menorah"

Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:53 pm

lagunasecaballs wrote: ↑Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:42 pm Jennifer Lawrence's acting annoys the fuck out of me anymore, so I had no choice.

the last movie i saw her in was x-men, so....

in which she is a shell of a human being reading lines.

Jennifer Lawrence's acting annoys the fuck out of me anymore, so I had no choice.

dubshow wrote: ↑Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:12 pm

[user not found] wrote: ↑Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:09 pm



Can't wait to see the finished package.

FTFY

Also fuck you.

nuggstein wrote: ↑Thu Jan 26, 2017 1:53 pm Fuck, Marry, Kill:

• Jennifer Lawrence
• Anna Kendrick
• Emma Watson

GO.

Kill Jennifer Lawrence. Fuck Anna Kendrick. Marry Emma Watson.

Devil's advocate here -- house remodeling shit isn't that bad.

Can't believe I fucking watched that.